Barbara gives son-in-law Martin, advice on interviewing for a job while she's preparing for her sister Jean's birthday.
Ted is shaken when his taxi is carjacked outside a Star Trek convention
Barbara is out of the hospital's clique; Martin plans revenge involving handcuffs
Barbara goes off on Linda's husband Martin, and she and her mum stop talking.
Barbara consents to have coffee with a new patient; Ted meets a man who reminds him of himself
Barbara finally scatters her mother's ashes over the Yorkshire moors
Deciding that his life doesn't have enough adventure, Ted tries to get Barbara to join him in parachuting from an airplane.
Ted asks a notorious neighbor for help after Barbara injures her back.
Ted's mum leaves the retirement home to come live with him.
Linda tries to make everything perfect for baby George's christening, while Peter returns with a bride.
Barbara has a parking problem, Ted gets a chance to be the ""phone a friend"" on a TV game show, and Jean considers plastic surgery.
Ted gets a chance to play the local football mascot Freddy the Fox. Meanwhile, the Ponds need to tell Barbara that when Linda returns to work they won't need her services as babysitter.
When Barbara asks her sister Jean to substitute temporarily for a vacationing co-worker, she isn't prepared for the prospect of having to fire her.
Barbara decides that her husband is spending too much time with his new friend Vernon. Phil has a setback in his new job as a lollipop man.
As Jean and Phil's wedding day approaches, Barbara isn't looking forward to Jean's rowdy bachelorette party. But then she has even bigger worries when Ted's old flame Yvonne shows up.
Barbara and Ted bring their sheep back to the fields, Ted is having disturbing nightmares, Phil has a bad back, Doreen is trying to get pregnant, and Martin discovers Linda's real opinion of him.
When Ted's acerbic mother is thrown out of yet another retirement home, Barbara grudgingly agrees to let her move in - temporarily.
When Barbara's house is flooded, Ted gets a taste of the Dunkirk spirit and revels in the situation.
Giving Barbara just the right Valentine's gift is always a headache for Ted. But this year he forgets all about it - and discovers he is not the only one.
Following a crimewave in the area, Barbara joins the local Neighbourhood Watch scheme. The head of the watch, Mr. Dougsdale later decides to kick Barbara out for causing too much trouble. Soon after, the lights go out and Mr Dougsdale falls in the living room, losing his glass eye, hearing aid and false teeth. Mr. Dougsdale thinks he's found his hearing aid under the piano, only to discover its something old of Barbara's that should have been left where it was. Meanwhile, Linda is away, so Neil begs Martin to go to a nightclub with him. Neil is meeting a date at the club, and she's bringing along a friend, So, Neil wants Martin to keep the friend company while he's on his date. As it turns out, the two girls are big fans of Martin and completely ignore Neil. So Neil drowns his sorrows and arrives home drunk; only to be met with a bigger shinier problem...
Barbara and Ted make an unexpected announcement about their future together, leading to a rash decision at the garden centre. Linda and Martin have a weekend away with some friends, leaving the unreliable Jean and Phil to babysit.
Jean's eager to show off her new boob job but Barbara's not sure. Martin realises too much sex can be a bad thing when Linda decides she wants another baby, and Neil's flagrant disregard for Ted's taxi gets him thrown out of house and into the arms of his voluptuous girlfriend.
Barbara and Ted visit Scarborough for second honeymoon to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. While Barbara is expecting a peaceful getaway in the expensive hotel she dreamed of when they wed, Ted has the surprise that they're staying in the cheap B&B they originally stayed in...
Barbara's next-door neighbours are moving away but she isn't bothered as she never liked them anyway.
Ted is overjoyed when Linda buys him a shed for helping her out around the house, though Barbara is pushed out of the way for the shed which leaves her left to arrange their bonfire party alone. Meanwhile, Jean has recently found the delights of online shopping and unwittingly becomes addicted, forcing Phil to take drastic measures.
Neil has fallen head over heels for pizza-delivery girl Kirsty, and decided she's the one to settle down with. But it seems Neil has bitten off more than he can chew when Kirsty meets Martin.
It's Barbara's 60th birthday and Ted has promised the celebration of a lifetime. So, with friend Doreen, the family set off to a remote cottage - with tensions already surfacing amongst the passengers in the people carrier.
Barbara lies in a hospital bed after being shot with air rifle, Not so much of a case of 'who done it' more of a 'who didn't'.