A strong command of French is needed to really excel in French Clown School, which Chip Baskets finds out the hard way.
Chip takes a new clown under his wing at the rodeo.
Martha adopts a dog and Chip tries to win back his wife's affections with a television.
Family drama brews over Easter brunch in Bakersfield.
Dale, sick of getting screwed out of a good deal on hutches, leaves his daughters in the care of Chip, consequences be damned.
All the free bottled water in the world can’t soften the sting of rejection during an evening with the family.
Eddie drags Chip and Martha on a road trip to deliver some cowboy justice.
If you bring a sugar pie to book club, nobody will eat it. This day and age, almost everyone’s watching their sugar consumption.
Chip follows a turtle around Paris and meets Penelope.
Mom adjusts to her new life as a diabetic, Dale learns cacti only need to be watered once a year and Chip hits rock bottom. On the plus side, there are curly fries down there.
Susan nearly kills Ronald Reagan.
Chip picks up Pedialyte.
Martha drinks too much sherry and ruins the pot roast.
Dale orders a cheeseburger at a Chinese restaurant.
Flammable carpets become a headache for Ken and Christine.
Martha's dad falls off the roof while fixing the TV antenna.
A carpet emergency interrupts Christine's wedding plans.
Chip wants a life plan.
Christine's apple pie is not allowed through security.
Martha removes her cast.
