1. Cher opens the show with "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" and a monologue about old wives' tales. 2. "The Trouble With Men" -- Cher and Nancy introduce a series of blackouts taking a comical look at men, in which Wanda the Fat Lady (Nancy) reveals some of her uneventful dates, Cher plays a wisecracking nurse checking on one of her patients, and Cher and Nancy describe the methods they used to get rid of their unloving husbands. 3. Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) promotes a kit that will transform its owners into comedians. 4. Cher sings "Sunshine On My Shoulders" 5. "Life With Laverne" -- Having been informed by Liberace's butler that she's missed the tour his real-life home, Laverne (Cher) is personally escorted by Liberace himself. 6. Liberace plays "The Way We Were" on his piano. 7. Cher and Nancy portray the principal and nutritionist of the Lizzie Borden High School. 8. Linda sings "When Will I Be Loved?" 9. Cher and Linda perform a medley