"Yaw Honah, I'm jest a simple Suthin' lawyah stereotahp, a'standin' heah in mah crisp seeahsuckuh suit, gently dabbin' perspuhrashun from mah brow wit' dis heah monagramed hankuhchif, set to wow Yaw Honah wit' some simplitic yet chahmin' homespun wisdom. Now, does it seem ta y'all that a guilty man would hiyah such a tiyud, played out cliche like muhself as his council in diyuh cuhcumstances such as these?""Hmm... good point. Case dismissed!"