INT - NBC HEADQUARTERS - 1988 "Johnson! Get in here! Alright, fill me in. What have we got lined up for that d***-nosed, cat-eating alien puppet?" "ALF, sir?" Well, so far we've given him a sitcom, 2 children's cartoons, a comic book, a TV movie, a trading card set, and four video games." "Hmm... make it six video games. Now be a lamb and help me dig this cocaine-filled condom out of my assistant's rectum."