Transcript from the unconditional surrender of German forces, Berlin, 1945: AMERICA: "Now Germany, do you promise never to try and take over the world again?" GERMANY: (sheepishly) "Yeeesss. Ve are sorry." AMERICA: "Well, that's what you said last time too." GERMANY: "No no! Ve really mean it zis time. Ve promise." AMERICA: "Alright then. Off to bed with you." GERMANY: "Em... vat are you going to do vis zose atomic bombs?" AMERICA: "We'll think of something. Don't forget to brush your teeth."