"In some deep-sea Anglerfish species, like the Needlebeard Seadevil, the tiny male bites into the female, who is often 10 times his size, and soon begins to disintegrate, melting and fusing into her until he’s nothing but testes—a sperm supply she’ll use to fertilize her eggs." I'm sorry. Are they talking about deep sea reproductive biology... or my marriage? Aaaaaaghahahahahahahahahahahaha! *(stabs self in eye with flat-head screwdriver, drinks gallon of bleach)*