What's going on at the school newspaper, The Weekly Bull Dog? Nothing, it seems. The staff can't decide what story should go where. One reporter favors putting a boa constrictor story on the front page, but others disagree. It takes a while, but the staff reminds itself of the paper's purpose. That is the first step toward publication, as all the stories are organized into categories.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Thom Eberhardt | Writer | ||
| Bob Cockrell | Guest Star | ||
| Thom Eberhardt | Director |