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Season 1

  • S01E01 Pilot

    • September 27, 1982
    • CBS

    Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

  • S01E02 A Cafeteria Line

    • October 4, 1982
    • CBS

    The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

  • S01E03 Pac Man Fever

    • October 11, 1982
    • CBS

    Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

  • S01E04 Square Pigskins

    • October 18, 1982
    • CBS

    Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

  • S01E05 Halloween XII

    • November 1, 1982
    • CBS

    An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

  • S01E06 A Simple Attachment

    • November 8, 1982
    • CBS

    Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

  • S01E07 Weemaweegate

    • November 15, 1982
    • CBS

    Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

  • S01E08 Open 24 Hours

    • November 22, 1982
    • CBS

    Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

  • S01E09 Muffy's Bat Mitzvah

    • November 29, 1982
    • CBS

    When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

  • S01E10 Hardly Working

    • December 13, 1982
    • CBS

    Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

  • S01E11 A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

    • December 20, 1982
    • CBS

    Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

  • S01E12 A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

    • December 20, 1982
    • CBS
  • S01E13 It's All How You See Things

    • December 27, 1982
    • CBS

    Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

  • S01E14 Merry Pranksters

    • January 10, 1983
    • CBS

    To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

  • S01E15 It's Academical

    • January 24, 1983
    • CBS

    Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

  • S01E16 The Stepanowicz Papers

    • January 31, 1983
    • CBS

    Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

  • S01E17 To Serve Weemawee All My Days

    • February 7, 1983
    • CBS

    Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

  • S01E18 No Substitutions

    • February 14, 1983
    • CBS

    A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

  • S01E19 No Joy in Weemawee

    • February 21, 1983
    • CBS

    Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

  • S01E20 The Arrangement

    • March 7, 1983
    • CBS

    Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

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