After Jay attends the Academy Awards ceremony, Siskel and Ebert have a fight on the plane ride home and split up. Jay sees his golden opportunity to be a partner to either Siskel or Ebert but feels they weren't right to be apart so he tries to get them reunited.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Vitti | Writer | ||
| Gene Siskel | Guest Star | ||
| Roger Ebert | Guest Star | ||
| Gene Shalit | Guest Star | ||
| Rex Reed | Guest Star | ||
| L.H. MacMullan | Director |