The first in a pilot comedy series from up-and-coming comedian Luke McQueen. Here, he presents an investigative film on a subject close to his heart - the hugely pressing issue of Britain's hidden vampire crisis. Speaking to real-life experts and genuine members of the public, Luke explores the worrying increase in vampire numbers, asking why so little is being done, and why the NHS, a government-funded organisation, openly invites people to donate blood. Luke's quest for the truth takes him to the top echelons of power, where he proves he will go to any length to make a point.