* Opening titles * Wellses – Christmas Presents * Stoneybridge – Annual Dinner Dance awards * Train Station preacher * Stoneybridge – Annual Dinner Dance performance * Einstein's Banana Skin * Billy – Bedroom * Stoneybridge – Annual Dinner Dance (including Frank Hovis) * Adverts * Mime artists * Deal in a car park * Bad Edwardian entertainer * Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance comedian * Don and George – Names * TV critic * Stoneybridge – Annual Dinner Dance, includes The Hills of Buccleuch (song) * Closing credits