Almost Live! began as an hour long talk show (modeled after Late Night with David Letterman) with host Ross Shaffer.
Final Episode in this format. After this episode host Ross Shaffer departs, John Keister takes over, the changes to a 30 minute sketch comedy show.
Doug Jewett and Norm Rice; The Almost Live! political job guide; Speed Walker vs. the King Dome Bomber; The Boeing negations continue...; Uncle Buzz; The lame List or What's Weak this Week
Since it's Thanksgiving and most people are away, John's given the opportunity to direct the show himself (much to the annoyance of Steve). Featuring a collection of best of clips. Almost Live barbecue from Tacoma; Mind your Manners with Billy Quan Tricks of Fury; Harassment; 48 Seconds; This Here Place; Almost Life Training Film No. 14 - Ordering Pizza at Half Time; PSA Needle recycling; Speedwalker vs. the moneybag thief; Dumb Guns; The Finger Olympics
The Fun Bus to Idaho for teens; Speed Walker saves the Space Needle from being stolen; The Pre-Pre-Pre-Game Show for Super Bowl XXIV; Special guest Andy J. "Frogman" Koffman shows of his giant jumping frogs; Almost Live's 70's Challenge
Norman Nordstrom and unpaid employees; John's car is stolen; Almost Live's newest sponsor is Ed's Express!; The Zeppelin's Institute; America's favorite game show, "The Answer is Ball!"; The Nikareebadita; Don't put your brain in a frying pan; Real Life Phone Systems; The Almost Live Home Version; The new action adventure series Flyin' Low
The Almost Live audience warm-up guy; Celebrate National Cadillac Week; Movie Mates; Performance by The Flying Karamazov Brothers; An Editorial Response; The John Report; Five Clerks
Doomsday announcement; Medical convention seminars; The High-Five'n White Guys Day Off; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; The Car Counselors; Comedian Jan Barret; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week
A rebuttal on Kingdogs; How to Appreciate Your Metro Driver; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan in 8 Ball of Fury; The Hunter-Gatherer Report; This Here Place; The John Report; Twin Teepees
Flyin' Low: Making a Freeway Landing; Reasons People Visit Seattle; DJ/Waiter; Comedian Jake Johanson; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report
Keister on Negative Campaigns; Stories from Eastsideweek; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Jocks of Fury; Typographical Error of Town in Wales; Boyfreind Basics; Telephone Helper; Famous Spy or Sound You Make When Out of Breath; The Miracle of Sluggy; The John Report; Fancy School or Prep School Cheerleader; Governex
The real singers behind Milli Vanilli; Washington college improvements; The Kicker; Male Brain and Female Brain (1); COPS on Mercer Island; The John Report; Male Brain and Female Brain (2); Michael Jordon on Almost Live!; How to Ruin Your Thanksgiving; Male Brain and Female Brain (3); Levi's Rockers
The Renton Bridge Emporium; Seattle-area Santa differences; Measured Response or Overreaction; Bill Nye The Science Guy; A Woman's Place; Holiday Hunk; The John Report; A Woman's Place; It's an OK Life.
King 5 Marketing Research; Kid-Proof Beers; Frenetic Pace; Jeff Renner: Aren't You Glad He's Back?; New sports phones; Time Life Books presents Damp Places; 1-800-IT'S-JUNK; Jeff Renner: Back on King 5; Date with an Engineer; The John Report; Jeff Renner He Knows Everything.
Satellite Feed of Three Comedy Shows; Recaps of shows preempted for war coverage; Beaver Cleaverhands; Urban Wildlife: Latte Lemmings; Almost Live Training Films: A Day In The Office; The John Report; Urban Wildlife: Cassette Coyote; Trivial Pursuit: WSU Edition; Almost Live Special Report: Middle East Coverage; Urban Wildlife: Crosswalk Deer.
A special correspondence with Arthur Kent - Scud Stud; Super Bowl Changes; Jet Guy in "The Invisible Shield"; Fun Facts about the Super Bowl Brought to you by the NRA 1; Pout Paddle!; New Swellco products; Fun Facts about the Super Bowl Brought to you by the NRA 2; Almost Live Presents Vanishing Seattle; The John Report; Fun Facts about the Super Bowl Brought to you by the NRA 3
The Almost Live Cast Orders Lattes; Seattle-area opening lines; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan: Office of Death; Things Bigger Than They Need To Be; Naps, Inc; John Keister presents Cheat To Win; A message from the Driver's License Renewal Department; The John Report; Curse of the Old Girlfriends.
Almost Live takes a look at television, the movies, and radio. There is nothing wrong with your television set: A quiz on your media IQ; Seattle School of Media; Monday on A Woman's Place; nerdysomething; COPS in Kent; French Vanilla Cafe; PBS Pledge Drive; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Date With an Engineer; Movie Mates; Good Buzz Malt Liquor; Frenetic Pace; A fired pack of TV news reporters; Wednesday on A Woman's Place; DJ Dentist; Looking at very specific magazines
Providence Journal Co. purchase of King Broadcasting; Mottos for the new state of Lincoln; High-Five'n White Guys Go Site Seeing!; Legal Term or Roman Leader?; Channel 9 pledge drive; Movie star Ally Sheedy for Almost Live!; Olympic Athlete or Meaningless Phrase?; The John Report; Polaroid Camera or Famous Person's Horse; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week
With the Permission of the University of Nevada Las Vegas basketball team; Ode to Renton; Seattle Times Cost Cutting; The Thoroughly Modern Jerk Goes on a Date; Oregon Department of Tourism; Bill Nye the Science Guy; The John Report
Almost Live vows not to insult Tacoma; Frank Shrontz's perks; Veggie Kill; Monday on A Woman's Place; Bad Dry; The Tax Weasels; Tuesday on A Woman's Place; Classic Conversations no. 26 - Stop Making Sense; The John Report; Wednesday on A Woman's Place
A Mother's Day message; Bill Gates' House; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Wickets of Fury; Fresh-Water Fish of Famous Chef; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; Quitters of America; Trendy Ad Agency or Soul Singing Group; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; Baby Talk of Food Mart; Fish of the Month Club
Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold; Jet Guy: The Invisible Ray; Urban Wildlife: Pizza Piranhas; Bill Nye plays with air pressure; Urban Wildlife: Sidewalk Sloths; Ditzy Babe; The John Report; Urban Wildlife: Office Ostrich; Teen Tips with Josh O'Brien.
Awkward White Guy Dance Party; "Don't Blow Away the Moose"; Reasons Why Seattle is Number 49; nerdysomething; Urban Wildlife - Morning Moose; Apple Keith; Wonderful Discoveries!; Urban Wildlife - Customer Service Parrot; Great Butts; The John Report; Urban Wildlife - Happy Hour Hyenas
Bill Nye's World of Science; Bill Gates Husky Fund; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Rackets of Fury; A Woman's Place Monday; Modern Love; 80's Land; A Woman's Place Tuesday; Trendsetters; The John Report; A Woman's Place Wednesday; 1-900-THE JUDGE
The UW Locker Room; Yes on initiative 454; The missed best of Seattle; Speed Walker Lotto ticket heist; Yes on Initiative 401K; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest - Gold Digger; Yes on Initiative 217; The School of Country Music; Yes on Initiative 353; No on initiative 454; The John Report; Yes on initiative 918
Stationary Bike Workout; Sea-Tac Airport Improvements; Streetwaling Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; College Nickname or Thing in the Ocean; Boyz on the Hood; Roger Tarlington is sorry for US made cars; Rap Star or Type of Gum; Aggressive News; The John Report; Baseball Pitcher's Nickname of Comment Before Sex
Old Yeller; High Fivin' White Guys in the Pouring Rain; What the Northwest is Thankful For; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan in Five Disks of Death; Monday on a Woman's Place; The Ineffectual Middle Managment Suck-Ups; Raising Money for Washington State; Tuesday on a Woman's Place; The John Report; Wednesday on a Woman's Place
How the Grinch Stole Chrstmas; Requested music; TV Christmas Specials; Sluggy Saves Christmas; Fairy Tail Character of American Fascist; Button Your Fly Seattle; Northwest Christmas Gifts; European Sports Team or Slang for Getting Sick; America's Most Pathetic People; The John Report; Canadian Football League Team or Type of Condom; The Lane List or What's Weak This Week
Tool Train; How to Make the Super Bowl More Exciting; Date of the Month Club; The State of Mercer Island Address; Seattle Pro Coaches Halfway House; The Collector; The State of Bellingham Address; The John Report; The State of Kent Address
Great Chefs of Tukwila; New U.W. Relationship Policy; Jet Guy in "The Early Years"; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 1; Jerk-A-Derm; Suburban Rebels; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 2; Oliver Stone's World Book Encyclopedia; The John Report; Karaoke at Bill Dougan's Flame Restaurant 3
A look at various sketches about the men vs women relationship. Bill Nye the Science Guy explains the battle of the sexes with chemistry; Differences Between Men and Women; So You're Single...; Subtitle Theater Presents the Relationship Part 1 The First Date; What Women Look For; The Male Clinic; Subtitle Theater Presents the Relationship Part 2 The First Sex; What Men Look For; The Female Clinic; Subtitle Theater Presents the Relationship Part 3 The First Fight; Date of he Month Club; Classic Conversations No. 236 "Can I See Jill"; Subtitle Theater Presents the Relationship Part 4 The Fist Week of Marriage; Boyfriend+Girlfriend Basics; Subtitle Theater Presents the Relationship Part 5 The First Week of Marriage Counseling; The Worst Girlfriend in the World - Three more guys get messed up and go into therapy...; Subtitle Theater Presents the Relationship Part 6 The First Meeting After the Divorce; Jerk-A-Derm;
John Keister Steroid Workout; Governor Locke's New Policies; Searching to signing a new band; Urban Wildlife - Supermarket Snail; Trendsetters; Studs From Microsoft; Urban Wildlife - Lunch Buzzards; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report;
Stocks & Bondage; Jay Leno monologue; During their lifetime...; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Hoops of Fury; Subtitle Theater (1); Val Rippington's Used Men Lot; Uniquely Northwest products; Subtitle Theater (2); Super Aerobic Exerciser Baton; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week
The Golden Girl's Really Final Episode; Diamond Claw Amphitheater Acts; The High-Fiv'n White Guys in Canada; Musical Term of Obscure African Country; Deadhead Home Remedies; What the Hell Have I Done Wrong Now?; Romantic Poet or Cracker; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The John Report; Techno-Dance Band or Problem with your Body; The Tom Foley Workout
Bellevue Vice; Regional Anthems; COPS in Ballard; Washington In-State Higher Education Council - Bellingham Community College; Bill Bye the Science Guy; Washington In-State Higher Education Counci - Medina C.C & Tennis Academy; Bill Gates' Computer Cuts; The John Report; Washington In-State Higher Education Counci - Tri-Cities Community College
Helium Week In Review; Why Seattle is No. 1 For Business; Trendsetters; TV Listings (1); The Speaking Dynamics Institute; Me!; TV Listings (2); Dysfunctional Family Shopping Network; The John Report; TV Listings (3)
Really Bad Gymnastics; Telling political candidates apart from Halloween costumes; The High-Fiv'n White Guys Downtown Adventure; Subtitle Theater (1); The Red Meat Council; Subtitle Theater (2); A Paid Political Commercial; The John Report; Almost Live Training Film Presents Going to Lunch at the Office;
Grateful Dead Party Machine; Disneyworld Northwest Themes; Frenetic Pace; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 1; The Hero Who Kinda Wished He'd Let 'Em All Die; Betty and Veronica Forum; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 2; The John Report; Subtitle Theatre Presents The Lunch Part 3; Enumclaw Cinema
The Problem With Michelle Pfeiffer; Other Celebrity Side Deals; Super Bowl Simulator; Preppy Character in Literature or San Francisco 49ers Lineman; Hate Me Perfume; Frat Chat; Australian Tennis Player or Type of Spice; Breakfast with Buggy; The John Report; Eastern Oregon Town of Way to Prevent Disease; Condom City
Guess What I Stuffed Down My Pants; Ways to Balance the Budget; The Making of Studs of South King County Calendar; A Woman's Place (1); Beat The Biological Clock; A Woman's Place (2); Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; The John Report; A Woman's Place (3); The Lame Lsit of What's Weak this Week
Northern Exposure; Bill Gates' Wedding Plans; Bag Over Your Head; People of Mercer Island talk about 'The Crying Game'; Amazingly Wonderful Products; People of Lynwood talk about 'The Crying Game'; Folk Songs of the Supermodels; The John Report; People of Monroe talk about 'The Crying Game'; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week.
Rescue 911 Foul-Up Bleeps & Blunders; Summit Highlights; Falling Down in Seattle; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 1; KCTS PBS pledge drive; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 2; Smile School; The John Report; Almost Live's Little Instruction Book 3
Great Artists of Fife; Little-Known Northwest Tax Tips; The Dysfunctionals; Mexican Food of Suburb of L.A..; Dish Rag; Revolutionary Leader of Type of Volkswagen; Touch tone menu; The John Report; Unit of Measure of Dracula Reference
The Near Sighted Dart Tournament; Looking at John's checkbook; DJ Pilot; Totally Escort Barbi; Me!; Classic Conversations - No. 89 "Oh, My God"; The John Report; Yorky Sack
VCR Summit; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium; Perot-Zac; Conversations with Mom; Live from Protest Central on Capitol Hill; Tom Chase - Urine Drug Test Monitor; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week
Skits on how to handle a crisis situation, new ways to get exactly what you want out of your job, and tips on office etiquette Corporate Big Wigs; Problem employees; Danger Office; Subtitle Theater - The Workplace Part 1 The Interview; The Streetwalking Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; Subtitle Theater - The Workplace Part 2 The New Employee; Almost Live Training Film Presents Going to Lunch at the Office; Easy jobs vs hard jobs; Trendsetters; Subtitle Theater - The Workplace Part 3 The Office Romance; 1-MISERABLE-S.O.B.; Studs from Microsoft; Subtitle Theater - The Workplace Part 4 Meeting the Big Boss; The new boss; Subtitle Theater - The Workplace Part 5 The Office Party; The office salt lick; Board room hijinks; Subtitle Theater - The Workplace Part 6 the Firing; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan - Office of Death; John's Dad's Advice
An Almost Live guide on looking at living in Seattle. The Denny Party; Disclaimer; A Typical Morning and Off to Work; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium; Coffee; Coffee Commandos; A Diamond is Expressive...; Is This Eden? Living Around Seattle; East Side Story; The Baron Singles Pizza; What We Eat; Wonderbrief; Mandatory Recreation; The Northwest Olympics; Stu's Sonic Shuttle; The Cinema Experience; The Fugitive in Seattle; Smiley Face Insurance; The Northwest Experience; Vanishing Seattle
A special look behind the scenes at 10 years of Almost Live! Featuring interviews with the original host Ross Shaffer, the change of focus once John took over, and various favorite skits and short.
WSU/UW Apple Cup monologues; Sluggy - The Final Chapter; Don't Tell My Thighs; Seahawk Fever!; A very bad morning; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week;
A selection of crime related sketches Harvey Kane - Cross Eyed Cop; Jet Guy in the Invisible Shield; All action Tuesday on NBC; Cops in Kent; Speed Walker vs. the King Dome bomber; The Hero Who Kinda Wished He Let 'em All Die; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan - Rackets of Fury; Incredibly Petty Court; Seattle's Most Wanted; Eye on O.J.; Librarians; The Dysfunctionals
John settles a score with Cheap Trick; Pearl Jam's Philanthropic Efforts; Raging Hormones Out of Control; Seattle Mariner's press conference; Getting ready to head to a concert; The John Report; Drunken Protestant Man!
A look at a collection of he best skits from Nancy & Tracy. Tina and Joan (1); Bob's Babes; Meeting Alan; Because I'm Having Sex With Your Husband; Face Caulk; Eternal Questions - Is Bitter Better?; Tina and Joan (2); Just for blonds; The Patty Dyke Show; Lag Elongator; Where Were You? April 2nd 1985; Special Report - Thong Bikinis; Capable Woman - Blender; Tina and Joan (3); Bob's Plastic Surgery Barn; Tina and Joan (4); Subtitle Theatre Presents - The Lunch (1); Radical Feminist Reading Hour; Subtitle Theatre Presents - The Lunch (2); I don;t have to drink to have a good time; Subtitle Theatre Presents - The Lunch (3); Makeup; Classic Conversations - No. 89 "Oh, My God"; Don't Tell My Thighs; Tina and Joan (5); Kiss Me I'm an Ashtray Cigarettes; Tina and Joan (6); Sandi Todd, Every Guy's Nightmare; Taking about Legends of the Fall; Kate Moss Frozen Dinners; The Worst Girlfriend in the World - Three more guys get messed up and have to go into therapy...; 'Scuse me ma'am, give me your purse; Tina and Joan (7)
Bill Stainton on April Fool's Day; Washington Access Cable Awards, the "Wackies"; Focus on Youth; Joy of Painting; The John Report; AT&TGay
Unfulfilled Northwest Jobs; Bob's Babes; College Bowl; Why People Get Mad No. 137; The John Report; Don't Let Your Workers Dink Around; Bob From Marketing
Buddy's Homesick Cafe; Law School Changes Under James Bond;Uncle Fran's Musical Forest; 1-500-Dr-Smart; What happens when you taunting a corporate worker; The John Report; Special Report
Bill Nye Returns to KING 5; Slade's New Animal Rules; Capable Woman; Science with Bill Nye; "Staring at my wife's breasts"; The John Report; Special Report;
Boeing 777 press conference; Yellow pages ads; Jet Guy in "Meet Zeldar Seven"; Almost Live Presents How to Get a Job; Joy of Painting; The John Report; Legalize Marijuana Now Coalition
Messages from the Boeing Machinists and Management; Mariners back playing in Seattle; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium Big Huge Grand Re-Opening; Pike St. or Pine St.; The Late Report; Gothic
THX; Telling apart liberals and conservatives; Motorola Megaphone; Here Comes the Groom...and Boy is He Stupid!; dts; The Late Report; In a Nutshell
A Message from Seattle Seahawks Owner Ken Behring; Canine Legal Clinic; Depressed psychiatrist; The Late Report; The Lesson; Another statement from Ken Behring
Steve Wilson's Apology to Behring; Confusing weather for the past week; Danger Date; Man on the Street (1); The king meets the palace staff; Valentine's Day gift ideas; Man on the Street (2); The Late Report; Man on the Street (3)
Richard Sanders, a.k.a Les Nessman from WKRP in Cincinnati hosts the best commercial spoofs from Almost Live! HMO Express; I Love You Man!; John's Anti-Drug Spot; Wonderbrief; Spam; The Oak Palace; Fat Ass Jeans; NYPD Brew; Totally Realistic Barbi; Reabok; Bob Nelson's Magic 8 Ball Psychic Answer Line; Calvin Klein; Bob Peterson Master of the Maracas; Underpants Crafters; Blow With Calcium; RV B-Gone; Fronken Chicken; Silly Diaphram; Natural Dog; STP vs Syrup; AT&Gay; Hit Man Hot Dogs; The Barron Personal Pizza; The Yellow Pages; Dockers Ankle Huggers; Joel McHale's Audition Tape; Cascade Antifreeze; Hoop Head; Phony Foods
A assortment of skits involving a sexy time, gastropods, or music. Birthday strip-tease; Bob's Book of Love 1; Surprise bachelor party; Talking about a dream part 1; Rent-A Dyke 1; Talking about a dream part 2; Bob's Book of Love 2; Talking about a dream part 3; Rock Star Fantasy Camp; Eating out while not getting along; Rent-A-Dyke 2; "Wasn't that great?"; The Incredible, Really, Really, Really Long Journey of Sluggy; Bob's Book of Love 3; Here Comes the Groom and Boy is He Stupid; Shaving on a first date; Is bigger better?; Malibu Barbie?; Hypnotherapy
Almost Live looks at how Seattle and the surrounding neighborhoods have changed over the years. The town is a changing; COPS in Wallingford; State of Kent address; Folk Songs of South King County; Studs of South King County 1993 Calendar; Assignment: Danger - Broadmoor; Pike or Pine; State of Bellingham Address; Ballard Driving Academy; Lynnwood Beauty Academy; Green Riverdance; High-Five'n White Guys on the Waterfront!; The Mercer Island Missions Fund; East Side Story
Join the cast of Almost Live! in the best clips of them making fools of themselves in the name of love and romance. The Worst Girlfriend in the World - The Worst Girlfriend in the World Moves In..., Advertising wingmen; The new boyfriend; Here Comes the Groom; A diamond is expensive; First Date Postgame Show; Streetwalking Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; "Is that your wife?"; Almost Live Training Film No. 217 - How to Go on a Date; "See something you like Richard?", Yelling at whores, "Your dating in your sleep", Talking to the shy cousin; Wonderbrief; Yelling at old people
In this special, after 15 years, the Almost Live! cast is fired. What the Almost Live! cast is doing after being fired; Expanding the family; Nancy in a Sack; Weight Gone; Almost Live Training Film No. 27 - How to Get a Job; Natural Hair Care by Maja; Record Breakers; Portable Luxury Suite; Soft grapes; Getting Naked Institute for Ladies; King 5 is looking for you; Predicting a stranger's tragic story; 1-900-Voice Mail Lady; Trivial Grief Counselors; Rob & Carrie Tucker new album More Love Songs to Make Love To; The Phobic Gardener with Bernard Tooey; Getting fired from the human race team by God
Joel McHale comes back to King TV, travels back to 1988 and changes the future by cancelling Almost Live; A few highlight sketches from the show history; Sprintel Cellular Talk; Bill Nye the Science Guy; A message from Ed Wyatt; Almost Live recurring Sketches; The Late Report; Cast Favorite sketches; What's Your Seattle IQ?
Almost Live takes a look back at skits about the Northwest. The Northwest Nature; Ballard Driving Academy; The Last Northwesterner; Bill Nye the Science Guy; COPS on Mercer Island; A look inside Broadmore; The Almost Live spring fashion look of 1991; Seattle's Most Wanted; Vanishing Seattle
A selection of the best skits from 1992 as chosen by the viewers. Involuntary Bungee Jumping; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan - Rackets of Fury; The High-Five'n White Guys in Canada; 1-800-HOOKERS; The Ineffectual Middle Management Suck-Ups; The Columbia Institute of Carnival Ride Operators; Fallen Stars of the '80s; Seattle Summer; Great Butts; The Tom Foley Workout; Modern Love; Bill Gates' Computer Cuts; Oliver Stone's World Book; Trendsetters; The Streetwalking Layers of Aurora Avenue; Naps Inc., Jet Guy "The Transporter Ray"; Speed Walker vs the latte thief; Reabok shoes; COPS in Ballard
A 4th of July special taking an Almost Live look at the USA. The Renton Indoor Fireworks Show; Products in America: Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan - Bottle Rockets of Fury; American Factoid 1; If the US broke up; Up with Human Beings; The Survivalist; American Factoid 3; Quiz on US History; Farnsworth, Appleford and Klop; American Factoid 4; The Big Bill; Coalition of Women for a Gentler America; American Factoid 5; COPS on the 4th of July; Bartlatt's Not So Familiar American Quotes; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week
A selection of fan favorite skits from 1994. Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan - Enter the Pyramid; Eternal Questions; Rosco's Oriental Rug Emporium; Yawni; New Boyfriend; A Diamond is Expensive; College Party Terminator; Stop Doing That; Awkward interview; Roger's Thesaurus; You found her diary underneath a tree; Capable Woman; What would you say if I told you it was Spam?; Do you think she's pretty?; Wally Hoagland Crappy Cult Leader; Warning about Buns of Steel; Nature Walk with Chuck
Almost Live takes on the Northwwest once again in a collection of classic skits. The Fugitive in Seattle; Seattle Summer; Washington In-State Higher Education Council part 1; The Mercer Island Missions Fund; East Side Story; Folk Songs of South King County; Studs of South King County; State of Bellingham Address; Lynnwood Beauty Academy; The Northwest Olympics; COPS in Redmond; Washington In-State Higher Education Council part 2; Ballard Driving Academy; Speed Walker vs the latte thief;
A collection of popular skits from the 1994-95 season. ERR; Angry guy at bus stop; Billy Quan Yard Sale of Fury; Hornets nest in board room; Things you can do for ducks; The Lame List; Nature Walk with Chuck; Business sports analogies; WonderBrief; Jet Guy; Joy of Painting; Rock Star Fantasy Camp; Shy guy at party; Cascade Antifreeze commercial; New woman at work; Drunken Protestant Man; AT&TGAY; Stu's Sonic Shuttle.
A selection of viewer's choice skits from 1996. To All the Girls I Allegedly Loved Before; The High-Fiv'n White Guys Catch Mariner Fever!; The Joy of Painting; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium Huge Re-Opening; Fall Movies; Miracle Meat!; Firearm trouble; "I Love You man!", Pitchman Wingman; Hey Lenny; Big Billy's; Almost Live Training Film No. 73 How to Start a Company Softball Team; HMO Express; RV B-Gone; Nordstrom's Return policy; Garth Clint; Last Horizons; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan Blades of Fury
The Viewer's selected best skits from 1997. Confusion about stadium issues 1; Green Riverdance; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Re-Elect Susan Mondello; Superhero Hotline; The Post-Vasectomy Work-Out Clinic; Chihuly and Jones; Protest Songs of the 90's; Confusion about stadium issue 2; The Guy Who Sits Near You at the Game; Do you like hotdogs?; Bobby Tango Sings the Movie Classics; Lost Footage Cinema presents Melvin in the Grapes of Wrath; The Ballard Files; The Ultimate Summer Movie; Christmas Kingdome Carols; Confusion about stadium issues 3; Aliens attack Seattle: The Speaking Dynamics Institute
A selection of the best skits from 1998 as voted on by viewers. Alonzo's East Asian Floor Covering Showcase; Nature Walk with Chuck; I Can; Today Tonight; The Gain freshness challenge in Seattle; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Used Mattress Warehaus; Green Riverdance; WSU campus protest; Bag o' Urine; "That woman at the bar"; 80's Rock Star Temp Agency; Golden Spear; KCTS 9 Current Series "The Whittler"; Treadmill race; For the town is is a changing
A selection of the best skits from Almost Live's 15th season as selected by viewers. Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Busby's Real World Office Temps; Folk Songs of 1998; Missing Sock Psychic Network; Capable Woman; secret agent meet-up; K-Bo; Dummy Shot Theatre; What's My Job?; Superman Behind the Muscle; Mind Your Manners With Billy Quan - Enter the New Year; One click away from pornography; The Whittler - The Escaped Convict; Antonio Banderes in the J.P. Patches Story
A collection of food and movie parody skits. THX; DJ/Waiter; Alien Gumbys; Burger Gun; Meeting your friend's new boyfriend; The Big Bill; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan - Fumes of Fury; East Side Story; You have something stuck in your teeth; College party Terminator; Cafe Crape; Boyz on the Hood; Veggie Kill; Dating in your sleep; Generic Action Movie; Big Billy's; Almost Live Training Film No. 32 - How Guy's Barbecue; Copycat
A collection of the best skits from Almost Live. Ballard Driving Academy; Alien Gumbys; The High-Five'n White Guys Day Off; Hoop Head; Sluggy; Speed Walker vs. The King Dome Bomber; Saying goodbye; The Worst Girlfriend in the World - Three more guys get messed up and have to go into therapy...; The Power Lens; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week; Assignment: Danger; Jet Guy in The Invisible Shield; Reilly & Nelson with Folk Songs of the Slightly Inebriated; The Urban Sportsman hunts the Street Mime; The Streetwalking Lawyers of Aurora Avenue; Uncle Fran's Musical Forest - Talking about dads; Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan - Wickets of Fury; The Male Clinic; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium; Last Horizons - A Retirement Home for Old People
This is the first episode of the Back Atcha specials that were put together around 2005/06. Aside from a handful of segments, this is essentially a "best of" for season 10 (1993-94). Sketch list (not including wraparound segments): 15th Anniversary Party (1501 - 09/26/98) Mind Your Manners - Enter The Pyramid (1018 - 02/19/94) Eternal Questions - Is Bigger Better? (1003 - 10/09/93) Weather with Brian Dickson (1404 - 10/18/97) Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium (1008 - 11/13/93) Yawni (1026 - 05/21/94) Improving Alan (1001- 09/25/93) DeBoors (1012 - 01/08/94) Terminator vs. Richard Davis (1009 - 11/20/93) Late Report: Gary Locke - Spotlight (1525 - 05/22/99) Stop Doing That (1005 - 10/23/93) Hooker (1007 - 11/06/93) Roger's Thesaurus (1018 - 02/19/94) What Bugs Stan - Lyrics to Bread Songs (1003 - 10/09/93) Capable Woman - Mike Lowry (1019 - 02/26/94) Do You Think She's Pretty? (1012- 01/08/94) Wally Hoagland: Crappy Cult Leader (1020 - 04/02/94) Buns of Steel (1025- 05/14/94) Nature Walk with Chuck (1022 - 04/23/94)