Francine puts Roger on a diet. After begin rejected by a girl, Steve notices that girls are affectionate to men with dogs, and wants to get a dog. Hayley agrees to provide Roger with Junk food when he offers to write her English papers for her. Stan rigs the school election so that Steve becomes the school president. *Never aired on TV*
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | Writer | ||
| Mike Barker | Writer | ||
| Matt Weitzman | Writer | ||
| Laura Prepon | Guest Star | ||
| Ricky Blitt | Guest Star | ||
| Seth MacFarlane | Director |