In this episode, Barney yawns his way through a tram ride to work and wonders where OSHA was when they were putting (or lack of) in handrails.
In this episode, Barney drinks his soda, watches a computer blow up, and pushes some barrels around...oh, and the shit hits the fan.
In this episode our protagonist shoots some aliens, blows up some stuff, and begins his long trek upwards (still with limited handrails).
In this episode our protagonist travels to the bowels of the Black Mesa research facility (eugh, and it comes complete with piss water and ladders).
In this episode our protagonist swims in raw sewage, falls off a few things, and disobeys a sign with explosive consequences.
In this episode our protagonist sees the light, get shot at, breaks a ladder, and squishes some Cheetos...I mean roaches.
In this episode our protagonist slips and slides, coins the term 'head humpers', and shoots some people.
In this episode our protagonist takes on the US army, wishes he had a cell phone, and listens to some tunes. (Song is Tetris by 2PM)
In this episode our protagonist talks about bran muffins, falls unconscious, and destroys a tank. BOOYAH!
In this episode our protagonist almost gets shot by a douchebag, blows up some CO2, and gets locked in a train car.
In this episode our protagonist finds Dr. Rosenberg, ingests some human body parts, and rediscovers his "love" of elevators.
In this episode our protagonist gets to the lab, teleports to the alien world, and gets leukemia.
In this episode our protagonist plays some alien hopscotch and has even more fun with sewers, now with 25% more smell.
In this episode our protagonist aligns some focus emitters, kills some cacodeamons, escapes back to Black Mesa, and then gets volunteered to return to hell again.
In this episode our protagonist finds heat pipes, coolant and a battery. The final episode is coming up next, stay tuned!
In this episode our protagonist find heat pipes, coolant and a battery. The final episode is coming up next, stay tuned!
In this episode our protagonist finds the way out of Black Mesa. The brief techno song is Stamp on the Ground by the Italobrothers.
Barney yawns his way through a tram ride to work and wonders where OSHA was when they were putting in handrails.
Barney drinks his soda, watches a computer blow up, and pushes some barrels around...oh, and the shit hits the fan.