Inspired by a pep-talk from Crystal, Kenneth and Liam launch a Blow and Go makeover competition. Crystal Hennessy-Vass announces that the staff budget is being cut by half - and Joyce is being replaced by Janey, her predecessor. As Geoff's Romanian fiancee Ionela arrives in Benidorm, Noreen discovers that Geoff has told her he is a successful businessman.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Derren Litten | Writer | ||
| Johnny Vegas | Guest Star | ||
| Bobby Crush | Guest Star | ||
| Joan Collins | Guest Star | ||
| Sandy Johnson | Director |