In this episode, celebrities were this time duped into endorsing an anti-paedophile charity by denouncing a program in which paedophiles could view children through a webcam and, wearing special gloves allowing them to molest any part of the child they so wished by simply touching their monitor.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| David Quantick | Writer | ||
| Philip Clarke | Writer | ||
| Shane Allen | Writer | ||
| Arthur Mathews | Writer | ||
| Peter Baynham | Writer | ||
| Charlie Brooker | Writer | ||
| Christopher Morris | Writer | ||
| Jane Bussmann | Writer | ||
| Tristram Shapeero | Director |