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Another damage assessment video, and our final Christmas movie video of any kind for this holiday season, we give you all the monetary damage caused in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Nowhere near as much damage as Die Hard, but still a surprising amount. Next Tuesday: New sins. A series we've touched on before. Next Thursday: More damage is likely. Remember, no movie is--oh, snap, that's what I write on the sins videos. Um... No movie is without damage, I guess. Even though that's likely not even remotely true. I can't imagine something like My Dinner With Andre having much damage. Why are you still reading this?
Do Prometheus fans exist? We certainly expect to find out. Here are all the sins we counted in Ridley Scott's Prometheus. We had to stretch our time limit to 4 minutes for this one... just too many darn sins.
Turning the damage-counter on another 80's classic, Ghostbusters. You've probably seen it a hundred times, but have you ever counted up the monetary value of all the damage? No? Well, then, allow us to save you the trouble.
You asked for it, and you got it--granted, one day later than we had planned. Here is all the monetary damage we found in the original Blues Brothers movie. There was... a sh*t-ton of it.
You asked for it, and you got it. We turn the damage counter on one of the most famous and beloved action films of all time, T2. Yes, when future robots come back in time to duke it out in the early 90's, sh*t gets damaged. A lot. Stick around at the end for a brief explanation on how we priced the Terminators.
Is Harry Potter awesome? Maybe. It's not for us to say. But is it sin-free? Certainly not. We take a look at the very first chapter in this cinematic saga, Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone, and chart all the sins we can find... in 3 minutes or less.
It's been a long time since I've talked with myself about movies. Well... a long time since we've filmed such a conversation, at least. Today we have a discussion and debate about 2013's best movies and try to come to a consensus. It is as difficult as you might imagine. What was the best movie of 2013?
Sin Dissections. A new series pulling back the curtain on certain controversial and misunderstood sins--and probably some where we were just flat-out wrong. While there are a few sins that will always remain a mystery, we thought it was time to clarify a few of them, and expound a bit on some of the most debated and discussed sins.
SPOILERS! This is a previously-unreleased video for an abandoned series concept. We felt guilty about not having the planned sins video ready for you today, so we thought we'd try and make it up to you by embarrassing ourselves with a sh*tty acapella movie review song. We ultimately decided this song was just a little too sh*tty, so we left it in the vault... until today.
Rihanna is back on your screen in her acting debut, as a sailor!
Twister: The film that paved the way for future storm-chasing reality show stars and dared to cast Bill Paxton in the role of a brilliant scientist... The movie also has a lot of monetary damage in it, so, you know, we counted it all. You know how we do.
By popular demand, we present a list of all the sins we found in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.
In honor of the release of Iron Man 3, we decided to revisit the first entry in the franchise. We found some sins in it, as we do with all movies.
After much demand, we decided to point the sin-counter at the dinosaur classic, Jurassic Park. And no, one of the sins isn't that the kids don't die.
The year: 1998. The film: Godzilla. The reviews: disastrous. Seeing as how giant robots will soon be fighting giant monsters on the big screen in Pacific Rim, we thought it would be appropriate to go back and revisit one of the most notorious giant-monster movies of the last few decades: Roland Emmerich's Godzilla.
Before you travel with Thor, Jane, & Loki to The Dark World--whatever that is--go back in time and take a look at all the sins from the first Thor movie.
Well it seems only right that, after doing the first two Lord of the Rings movies, we return for the third and final installment. If you like 3.5 hour movies that are 80% CGI battle scenes... then this is probably our favorite of the trilogy.
Merry Christmas! To celebrate the holiday, we've pointed the sin counter at one of the all-time great Christmas films, Die Hard. Yes, it's a sacred classic. No, that doesn't mean we won't go looking for sins.
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Yes, it's time to revisit the Harry Potter franchise once again, this time for the third entry in the series, Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban. It's got a new Dumbledore, a horse bird, and time travel, so you know there will be plenty of sins.
This is our narrator's 2nd favorite movie of all time, and it hurt him a little to read these sins. But no movie is without sin, so we soldier on. In honor of the upcoming Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit, we bring you the sins of the very first cinematic Jack Ryan adventure, The Hunt For Red October. Yes, there were sins... no, not as many as usual.
With I, Frankenstein coming out soon, we thought we'd take a look at something creepy and monsterish. But also leathery, because everyone loves leather. So we went with Underworld. It's the best werewolves-versus-vampires-with-a-love-triangle movie we've seen since Twilight.
What the hell have we done? While you get a bonus 2nd sins video for the week, we had to sit through this movie multiple times over. Hope it was worth it. Here are the sins of the original Resident Evil film.
We're breaking records today, people. This is the longest sins video yet, for starters. It's also the highest sin count for a movie ever (without a bonus round). Even the outtakes are a little beefier this time around. Here are all the sins we found in Batman & Robin, a film that nearly won our fan-choice vote a few months back, and one that you have been demanding for months on end. (Launching a little early today; we have a plane to catch).
Well either we've heard your cries for the past three weeks, or else we looked at the Hollywood schedule and saw a Robocop remake coming up soon... but either way, we kind of had a blast looking for all the sins we could find in the original Robocop. There are more than you probably remember there being, at least if you grew up loving this movie.
Nothing says Valentine's week like The Terminator! Actually, this video was originally meant to come out last week, but we suck at life, and it took a little longer than we expected. So now it's part of Romance Week here on Cinema Sins. Think about your sweetie while you watch us list all the sins we found in the original Terminator film, an absolute classic. Come with me if you want to sin.
Romance Week continues here at Cinema Sins, as we shift our focus from murderous robots to one of the worst films ever named after a common school supply: The Notebook. We went looking for sins, as we are prone to do, and wouldn't you just know we found some. Thought we'd share them.
Oh snap... three sins videos in one week?! Yup. Here are all the sins we found in the 1980's classic ode to summer love, dance, and terrible hair. Hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day, ruining your lover's favorite movie by creating sins on the fly.
Well, we've heard your cries, and finally decided to go back to the Twilight series, and now we remember why we stayed away for so long. We found some sins... thought we'd share them. You watch those and we're going to go find some kind of therapy.
In honor of Pompeii, a movie about a real volcano, we bring you the sins of Volcano, a movie about a fictional and totally ridiculous volcano. It stars Tommy Lee Jones and Anne Heche, and, well... it's a very sinful movie.
In celebration of Liam Neeson's ass-kicking return to the multiplex with Non-Stop, we bring you all the sins we could find in the original Taken. Surprisingly, even though the movie features plenty of scenes of Liam Neeson killing people... it still had some sins.
It may be the best of the "Liam Neeson kicking ass" movies, but it still has a few sins--and no, one of them isn't about poor flight inspection prior to takeoff.
You asked for it. We wanted to do it anyway. And now with the sequel coming out... it finally seemed like the perfect time to go looking for sins in Sparta. Here's everything we found wrong with 300.
Indiana Jones. He's completely and totally awesome... at least 75% of the time. Then there's the Crystal Skull, a movie is so reviled, it's one of our most requested sins videos of all time. So fine. If only to quiet the nagging mob... here's everything wrong with Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Distractingly Long Title.
With Aaron Paul's Need For Speed fast approaching (yeah, cars, bitch!), we thought we'd hit a couple 'fast car' movies in our quest to chart the world's movie sins. We started with the Tom Cruise "classic" racing film, Days Of Thunder.
Okay, okay, so some of you haven't seen Days of Thunder, but still wanted a fast-car sins video to celebrate the upcoming Need For Speed. So... here you go. The sins of the mother of all fast car movies, the first in the Fast & Furious franchise--you know, back when it was still about racing cars and sh*t.
Well, you've been asking for it, and it was basically the biggest box office movie of last year, so fine... here are all the sins we found in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Please try and remember the books do not f*cking matter. Thank you, come again.
The Goonies is an undeniable 80's classic, and one of our favorite movies from our youth. Still... it just has an absolute ton of sins, including some of the worst prison security in film history.
There are 8 Harry Potter movies in all. Today we tackle the 4th one. It's got a tournament, young love, illogical dragons, and a host of sins.
This is a terrible movie, let's not mince words. It's so bad, it's the most-requested movie that we hadn't done yet, until today. Don't remember how bad it was? Let us remind you.
After the sin bath we all took on Tuesday with 2012, we thought a little throwback fun and nostalgia was in order. Enter: The Running Man... a movie that is difficult not to like for anyone that grew up in the 80's. Still has sins, of course.
With the new Captain America adventure headed to theaters in America soon (earlier than that for international markets), it seemed only smart to turn the sin cannon on the franchise's first film. That... and the fact that you've been pestering us to do this film for ages.
Most people thought Thor 2 was better than the first one. The sin count will not please these people. Thankfully, the sin counts have nothing to do with a movie's overall quality or enjoyability... unless you let them.
In the vein of The Room, we bring you the sins of another modern "so bad it's good" movie, Birdemic. It's every bit as bad as Sharknado, only not on purpose.
Ah, 1990. Patrick Swayze was in his prime as a heartthrob, Demi Moore hadn't had any plastic surgery yet, and Whoopie Goldberg was an actress. Good times. Oh, the movie Ghost came out too. Many, many people loved it, but... it still has plenty of sins.
Putting our money where our mouth is again today. This is our narrator's favorite movie of all time... but we still went looking for sins. Why? Because no movie is without sin, silly.
Ah, The Hobbit 2. The almost-3-hour sequel to the almost-3-hour first film from last year. It's pretty much more of the same, so if you liked the first one, you will... not enjoy this video. Helpful reminders: We have read the books, they still don't matter, & yes, we're still angry about some of the sins from the last movie, like the eagles. Remember, no movie is without sin.
With The Amazing Spider-Man 2 releasing worldwide, we thought it was time to finally crack open the original Raimi Spider-Man trilogy and look for sins. Because the sin-counter is a great power, we did our best to execute great responsibility. We probably failed.
Spider-Man 2 was considered by many, at the time it was released, to be one of the best superhero films ever made. It's still pretty good, but modern superhero movies have stolen some of its spotlight. And no matter how much you love it, yep... it still has plenty of sins.
Forget everything you think you know about sinful Spider-Man movies... this one's the sinniest. But you already knew that, right?
If you're like us, you loved Labyrinth at some point in your youth. And if you've seen it lately, you probably wondered what the hell you were thinking as a kid. OR... you're young enough that you've never even heard of this movie, which should be a fantastic experience all its own. Regardless, here are the sins of Labyrinth.
When a movie is 3 hours and 20 minutes long (extended version), you KNOW there are sins. It's just a matter of whether or not you'll kill yourself before you finish finding them. In this case, we live to sin another day.
Continuing "giant monster" week in honor of Godzilla, today we take a look at the sins of Cloverfield, a movie that may be remembered more for its marketing campaign than anything else. Well, that and its sins.
You've been asking for this one for a while, and with the new Days of Future Past opening soon, we finally have a good excuse. Yes, X-Men: First Class may be an awesome film, but like all films... it, too, has sins.
People like to call The Last Stand the worst X-Men movie, but that's only because those people didn't see X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Even if it was a great film, it would have some sins. But... it's not a great film... so...
What do you call it when the sequel is far better than the predecessor, but still kind of sucks? The Wolverine. Here are all the sins we found in the Wolverine's most recent stand-alone adventure.
In celebration of Disney's Maleficent, we bring you all the sins we could find in the last "fairy tale turned edgy and brutal," Snow White & the Huntsman. It stars Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and the complete absence of a script.
In anticipation of Tom Cruise's big sci-fi movie, Edge of Tomorrow, we decided to go back to the most recent Tom Cruise sci-fi movie for sins... Oblivion. It co-stars Morgan Freeman and that guy from Game of Thrones whose name I don't feel like trying to spell... but the sins are still there, plain as day.
Gravity had such specific science-related sins, we thought it wise to bring in someone who knows TONS more than we do about science, Mr. Neil deGrasse Tyson himself. Yep, that's really him.
No movie has been more requested for sins treatment than Dragonball Evolution. Not because everyone requests it... but because those who saw it were scarred for life, and they are a very vocal group.
With Jersey Boys coming soon, we felt it was a good time to visit a couple musical films that could be hiding some sins. Moulin Rouge is a frequent fan request, and lo and behold, we did find some sins. I bet you're so very surprised.
Elysium. It's not as good as District 9, but not as bad as the original reviews would have you believe either. Regardless of quality, it still has some sins. So obviously, we wanted to share our findings.
Someone said we don't do animated movies. That's only true in that, until today, we hadn't done one... yet. Today, of course, that all changes, as we finally do your damned bidding (demanding) and go looking for sins in Disney's icy sensation, Frozen. Surprise, surprise... in a movie about a magical ice princess, we found a few sins.
You demanded it, but you needn't have. We were going to go back to this series in time for the new one anyway. Because Transformers are SINFUL! Proving that rule is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
Continuing Transformers week here, as we look at the sins of Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Some people say it's a lot better than the second Transformers movie, but honestly... that's not saying much.
For many movie fans, Chronicle was a breath of fresh air for the superhero genre, so naturally Hollywood ignored its surprising box office and impressive word of mouth and went right back to throwing spandexed superheroes through buildings. Whatever. It still has sins, so we thought we'd take a look at them.
Do you love Ethan Hawke? Do creaky floorboards scare you more than anything in the world? Do you love jump scares? Well, then Sinister is the movie for you... which means you're not going to enjoy our rundown of all its sins.
With Dawn of the Planet of the Apes fast approaching (but not fast enough!), we figured it was time to point the sin cannon at one of the most notorious of all the PotA movies (and that's saying something!)... Tim Burton's 2001 Planet of the Apes reboot.
Just so there's no confusion (at least among people who read the description), we think this movie is bad-ass. But our motto does not allow us to ignore movies' sins just because we like the film. Plus, you guys have REALLY been asking for this. So here are the sins of Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
Eight years after the Assault on Precinct 13 remake, the director and star naturally got together for a sequel. But after a few script rewrites, they decided to just market it as a completely new standalone film, called The Purge. Here are its sins.
After the massive success of the critically-acclaimed first Matrix film, you just knew they were going to make a couple quick sequels. And you just knew they were going to find a way to f*ck it up.
Today we return to the Harry Potter franchise... something many of you have been rudely clamoring for us to do. In the 5th Potter film, we see continued Hogwarts ineptitude, some teenage hormones, a bad teacher, and magic somehow gets even more confusing.
Before Spider-Man 3, Green Lantern, or most of the modern "bad" superhero films... there was Fantastic Four. And its badness still holds up well to this day. We went looking for sins, and yeah... it took a while.
After Fantastic Four, the studio and all the stars somehow decided a sequel was a good idea (probably had something to do with box office prior to word of mouth spreading). Anyway, it's arguably even worse than the first one, so of course we had to go digging for sins.
As we look ahead to the Michael Bay-produced version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we thought it wise to look back at the original. Is it possible to love a terrible movie? Absolutely, just ask anyone that was a kid when this thing came out. Still has a TON of sins though, so... you know how we do.
Mostly we wanted to continue celebrating the release of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming up, but we also thought we'd go ahead and knock out another one of those animated movies you guys don't think we do enough of. The result? Everything Wrong With TMNT, the 2007 animated ninja turtles film. It's pretty much as sinful as the live-action ones.
Every few years Hollywood puts out a movie designed to remind us one thing: dance fixes everything.
With Into The Storm coming out soon, we figured it was time to go back to one of the most popular weather-action movies of all time, Twister.
Hey, you know what people love? Sequels to movies they didn't really love. Which is why we end up with Expendables 3 in theaters soon, and why we decided to go looking for sins in The Expendables 2. We barely made it out alive.
Back in late June, Roger Corman--Hollywood legend and movie producing god--challenged us to sin one of his infamous movies. Today we accept that challenge. Here are all the sins in Death Race 2000. Hope we did this movie's sins justice, Roger.
With a name like "Sin City," it was only a matter of time before we went looking for sins, especially with the sequel coming out soon. So here you go... everything we found wrong in Sin City.
We've only done one Bond film to date, Skyfall. And we definitely needed to get back to that series. With Pierce Brosnan going action again for the upcoming November Man, we figured now was a good time.
Many of you have been requesting this for a long time. Oh, and I think this is our first official Nicholas Cage movie, so... plenty of reasons to bring you Everything Wrong With National Treasure. Is it a fun movie? Yeah, for most. Is it full of sins? Hell yeah it is!
It's finally time to count the sins of the Michael Bay-est of all the Michael Bay movies... Armageddon. As you might expect, we found plenty wrong with it.
Pixar's first full-length feature film, Toy Story, made tons of money at the box office and is beloved by pretty much anyone with a soul. So naturally we decided to take our motto of "no movie is without sin," and test its accuracy against the godfather of modern computer-animated films.
What the hell is going on?!?! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!! Or, more likely, we've traded formats with Screen Junkies for the day. So they're doing the Everything Wrong With video and we did the Honest Trailer. The target: The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Both teams worked independently, using the other's format, and both teams had an embarrassing amount of fun doing it.
We didn't see Divergent when it was in theaters, but the critical and audience reception was... mixed, to put it mildly. We found it to be pretty terrible, actually, regardless of its sin count. It just so happens to also have a high sin count, so, make of that what you will. Here are the sins of Divergent.
In 2010 they made an A-Team movie. Most of us have forgotten about it--or tried to. Today, we all remember whether we want to or not, as we recount all the sins we found; there were many.
Submarine movies are almost always good--well, except for Down Periscope. And movies with Denzel Washington are also almost always good. So a submarine movie with Denzel Washington ought to be pretty awesome, right? And it is! Still has sins.
With a new Liam Neeson ass-kicking adventure headed to theaters, we thought it was time to take out Taken 2, dust it off, and see how many more sins it has than the first Taken. Answer: A few more.
Sorry America, we did not love this movie like most of you did. On an unrelated note, we also found TONS of sins in this movie; way more than you were probably expecting.
Many of you have been asking for this for a while, so... hope you're happy. Because a whole bunch of other people are going to be sad now. But I digress... Like most movies, even Fight Club has some sins. We thought we'd list them for you.
Let's go back to the 1980's today, shall we? To a time when a possessed doll dominated the horror landscape... kind of.
Godzilla (2014) was a much better film than the last Godzilla we got, (1998), but it's still full of sins, beginning with it's misleading title.
Two kids with cancer fall in love; what could possibly go wrong?
Underworld: Evolution. A movie so boringly bad you probably forgot about it entirely. But we didn't. With Dracula Untold now in theaters, we thought it appropriate to tackle another mostly-black-and-white vampire mess. Hence, this video.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse is a terrible movie.
We're going the Hollywood route and releasing this video in two parts. You can give us a sin for that, but frankly we had no choice. This is Part 1. And at least we're releasing both parts at the same time.
Part 2, the exciting conclusion to our 2-part Transformers: Age of Extinction sins video.
In honor of Halloween, which apparently occurs at some point in the near future, we thought we'd go back to one of the classic horror films, A Nightmare On Elm Street. Guess what... it makes no damn sense and has tons of sins... who knew?
Oculus. Apparently it's a scary word. Which does not mean mirrors. But... whatever. Sins!
Continuing our annual tradition of binging on Horror Sins for October, today we take a look at a true horror classic, the original Friday the 13th. Sinful? You betcha.
M. Night Shyamalan made a couple good movies, then he made a bunch of crap. Most people believe Signs to be the turning point... his movie that is both good and crap all mixed together. Regardless, we went looking for sins, and boy did we ever find some.
Remember, remember, the 5th of November. Which... is actually tomorrow, but whatever. We're close enough to get credit for releasing this video on the movie's famous date. Oh, also, there are a bunch of sins here, so... buckle up.
This is a movie about going back in time to erase previous terrible movies... so from a sin-finding perspective... it never stood a chance. This video is for Zack, who probably forgot we said we'd dedicate it to him.
Edge of Tomorrow is one of the best movies of the year. It's funny, clever, action-packed, and full of confusing alien/time-travel stuff. It also has sins, like any movie, so... you know how we do.
Long before Hunger Games, there was Hunger Games--I mean... Battle Royale. It's violent, bloody, confusing as hell, and kind of cool. It's a cult classic, which means you haven't seen it but a bunch of movie nerds have. Like any movie, it has sins, and in honor of the upcoming new Mockingjay Part 1, we thought we'd count the sins of the movie that inspired it.
Disney thought they could sneak one by us, sleepwalking their way through a Tim Burton paint-by-numbers "re-imagining." Disney was wrong. Sins of Maleficent!
Many of you have been begging us to go back to the Pirates series for a LONG time. Today you get your wish. Dead Man's Chest is almost as terrible as the first Pirates movie is fun. Plenty of sins to be found, as you will see.
We're finally going back to the Twilight series, which means we finally remember why we waited so long to go back. The sins... they are too many... they burn my eyes!!
How has it taken us this long to sin a Uwe Boll movie? I have no idea. But we're rectifying that today, with these sins we found in the truly awful House of the Dead.
Noah strayed a lot from its Biblical source material, but it strayed even further from logic and common sense. Come, sit aboard the ark a while with us and learn of the sins of Noah.
It's been a while since we've been to Hogwarts. So we went back. Guess what? Still a terrible school with tons of sins. Go figure.
Tangled. It was Disney's Frozen, until Frozen. A better-than-average animated adventure, it still has plenty of sins, so we decided to list them.
We're teaming up with one of the original YouTube movie reviewers, The Nostalgia Critic, to tackle the sins in the Ron Howard catastrophe, How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Because Nostalgia Critic is insane and we didn't want to hurt his feelings, we decided to write and narrate these sins in rhyme.
You loved it, everyone loved it, it's one of the highest-grossing films of the year... but, like all films, Guardians of the Galaxy still has some sins. Sit back, put in your favorite 70's tune, and groove to the sins of an admittedly-rather-groovy film.
For the "day after Christmas" we bring you the sins of a Christmas-slash-halloween-slash-just-awesome film: The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's stop motion, inventive, musical, and... as are all movies... sinful.
Did you know Daniel Radcliffe was in movies other than Harry Potter? Well, a couple, at least. Here we find him in another modern horror film that is just a little too fond of jump-scares. Let the sin count begin!
It's like Taken, on a plane! Brilliant! In honor of the upcoming Taken 3, we decided to go looking for sins in the hijacked-airliner thriller, Non-Stop. Sadly, Liam Neeson doesn't do very much killing in this movie.
Well, if you could take back watching a movie, this video might not exist. Safe to say we here at CS headquarters did NOT enjoy this film, and found a great number of sins. Feel our pain by watching them.
They made a sequel to that first Percy Jackson movie? Oh well, better go looking for sins either way.
Ooh, boy. Probably going to need a good Nic Cage break after Ghost Rider and now this. National Treasure Book Of Secrets is a sinful ass movie, as you're about to find out if you watch this video.
Hold onto your butts.
In honor of the upcoming computer/AI movie, Ex Machina, we're finishing up The Matrix trilogy today (finally). Plenty of sins to be found here for sure.
Found footage, paper-thin mythology, runny noses... yeah, there ARE going to be sins in The Blair Witch Project. It's a given.
John Carter is based on a beloved novel, had a huge budget, and was directed by one of Pixar's best. And yet it's still surprisingly sinful given those facts.
Sometimes you go looking for sins in a movie you love and you find TONS of them. This... is one of those times.
In celebration of 50 Shades of Grey, we're spending the week sinning previous notorious sex-based wide-release films. Starting with Basic Instinct, maybe the most notorious ever. And sinful as hell.
Back before the Mickey Rourke you know, there was the Mickey Rourke that was poised to become the next big heartthrob star. Here he is in one of the weirdest movies ever, Nine 1/2 Weeks, which is also famous for being taboo and sexy. And sinful, as it turns out.
Showgirls. A Saved By The Bell star naked, excessive raunch and nudity, and a really long run-time. What could possibly go wrong?
Before Skyfall came along and won the hearts of many Bond fans, Goldfinger was long considered one of the best Bonds--if not THE best. So we thought, with Kingsman: The Secret Service coming out, maybe it was time to spend some more time with Mr. Bond. Sure found plenty of sins though.
Since the Oscars are fast approaching, we thought it'd be fun to sin a couple former best-picture winners, starting with 1999's American Beauty. Great movie, still has sins.
Another Best Picture winner to celebrate the Oscars. Another good movie that ends up having sins, go figure.
After Earth. M. Night made it. You saw it. You hated it. The end, right? Nope... you still need to see its official sins. Thankfully, we've provided an easy way for you to do that. :)
Like its predessor, Rise, we loved this movie. Still has sins. Ape-y sins
Oh, snap. In honor of the live-action Cinderella, we went WAY the heck back to the damn 1950's to look for sins in the original Disney animated version.
Here's a good entry for "Stupidest Movie Of 2014," and it comes with the requisite amount of sins you'd expect. Shaking my head.
So, here's a movie that tells you nothing, then tells you all the nothing it told you was a lie. So you can imagine we found some things wrong with it. "Some" meaning a lot.
Denzel takes a turn at being Liam Neeson in this movie that is very sinful, but still not unentertaining.
Did we go there? Yes, we went there. And yes, even Finding Nemo--a movie I have often described as "nearly perfect"--still has sins worth counting. So here they are.
Here is a movie so bad, it was used as the blueprint for making 2012. Ice wins; science loses; sins abound.
Bad Boys. It was Michael Bay's first film, but as you'll see, he'd already honed his particular brand of filmmaking. Come for the nostalgia, stay for the alarmingly high sin count.
We're skipping 2 Fast 2 Furious & Tokyo Drift for now, because... the franchise itself kind of did anyway. Here are all the many freaking sins in the 4th Fast & Furious installment.
Fast Five, the movie that heard you thought the last one was stupid and set out to show you what stupid really looks like.
This movie is hella confusing. We did our best.
Just in time for #7... here are the sins of Fast & Furious 6, and yes... many of them involve either a tank or a runway.
Even lovable animated superhero movies have sins. And believe it or not, this is one of the most requested movies we haven't done yet. So here we are to rain on Big Hero 6.
This f*cking movie. (shakes head.) Here are the freaking sins.
Here's a prequel-sequel that thinks it's way more clever than it actually is. Sins of Paranormal Activity 2.
This killer might actually be stupider than the demon in Paranormal Activity 2.
I don't think you can put us in the camp of folks that like this movie.
Here's another Batman movie we'd all like to forget.
In 2003 there was a Hulk movie. Most people (like Marvel) will tell you there was not, because they prefer to live in a world where this film doesn't exist. We're here to remind you it does, and it's sinful.
Dammit. They made another mediocre Hulk movie!
I think you guys can probably guess why we decided to do this movie at this point in time. Regardless, enjoy your musical sins.
In celebration of the upcoming new Mad Max film, we take a look at the sins of Beyond Thunderdome, a movie that is pretty ridiculous.
You've waited long enough. Finally... we bring you the sins of the final Harry Potter movie. Well... Part 1, at least.
Sorry for the lateness, we're in LA being busy doing stuff. Here's all the sins we found in the very final Harry Potter movie, Deathly Hallows Part 2.
In honor of the 100% unnecessary remake, we go looking for sins (and fun) in the original Poltergeist.
Well, here's hoping this is the last Taken movie we ever have to sin.
With the 5th Mission Impossible film coming up soon, we thought we'd go back and watch the original movie in the franchise and look for sins. It's a mission we chose to accept.
Face/Off, one of the awesomest ridiculous action films ever to come out of the 90's. Fun, but sinful as hell.
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation is soon upon us, so we're going back to the franchise's second film, Mission Impossible 2, looking for sins. Guess what... found some!
This movie... just... what the hell?!
For the third time out, Ethan & company are paired with J.J. Abrams, who manages to revive the series while also mashing it up with Alias, in the process creating no small amount of sins.
This movie is bad. And it should feel bad. And you will feel bad after watching it.
Just in time for Rogue Nation, we finish up the Mission Impossible series with what is easily the best of the bunch to date. Still gots sins, yo.
Yep. We went there. One of the best superhero movies ever, the best Pixar movie, and one of our top 10 favorites... The Incredibles. Those of you who complain we do too many bad movies... this is for you.
After District 9 & Elysium, Blomkamp gives us Chappie... a really confusing sort-of-entertaining futuristic AI robot movie... full of sins.
We put it off as long as we could, but returning to Twilight was inevitable. Sigh, here are the many sins we found in freaking Part 1 of the final Twilight movie.
And so ends our sinning of the Twilight series. And just in time, since this video did, indeed, nearly kill us.
In honor of The Man From U.N.C.L.E., we return to the old school Bond movies for the sins of Thunderball. Beloved, classic, and full of damn obvious sins.
Jupiter Ascending. If you saw it, you hate yourself. If you didn't, you're one of the lucky people who can carry on with life as normal. It's a sinful motherf*cker.
Good news everyone, they're making more of these freaking things! Here's everything wrong (and it's a lot) with the third installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, At World's End.
With M Night's upcoming The Visit, we thought it'd be fun to go looking for sins in the movie that put him on the map, The Sixth Sense.
In celebration of... well... nothing really... we decided to go looking for sins in Real Steel, one of the sloppiest and laziest father-son bonding movies in history. Sins aplenty.
Insurgent. Picking up where Divergent left off, which you might remember is another film we didn't enjoy.
In order to truly dissect the sins of such a massive science fiction film like Interstellar, we once again turned to the smartest astrophysicist we know, Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, for assistance.
Well, this is one of our favorite Pixar movies ever, but it still has sins.
In observance of the new Pan movie, we decided to go back to 1991 and look for sins in Spielberg's Hook. Guess what? We found some!
This movie blew our minds. We loved it. It still has sins, dammit. And we're still duty-bound to list them for you.
It's October, so you know we're going to hit some horror films. First up this year: The Ring, a generally well-received flick about a ghost that makes a home movie... or something
We've come a long way since our three-and-a-half minute sins video on the first Avengers film. Next week: Horror sins, nostalgia sins (if we get it done), & horror sins.
October horror sins continue this week, kicking off with Paranormal Activity 3, a movie we really did not enjoy very much at all. But also... sins!
On Back to the Future Day--October 21, 2015, the date Marty, Doc, & Jennifer go into the future in Back to the Future 2--we bring you the sins of Back to the Future 2. It's a "Back to the Future"-ception!
Still October, so... date-themed Back to the Future sins videos notwithstanding... we're still trying to hammer out horror sins. So today we go back to the Paranormal Activity franchise, for the 4th installment. It's even more aggravating than the previous three.
It Follows is one of this year's most buzzed about horror films, in which the slowest ghost/demon imaginable somewhat attempts to kill some teens. We enjoyed it, still found plenty of sins.
Scream is considered a modern horror classic, but it still has sins (duh).
It's almost Bond time again for movie fans (at least in the U.S.), so no better time to go looking for sins in the very first Daniel Craig Bond film, Casino Royale.
After sinning Casino Royale, we just couldn't stop ourselves from continuing on to its sequel, Quantum of Solace, which is much worse.
Well, you've waited long enough, and we've put it off long enough, so we finally went looking for sins in this summer's biggest box office hit, Jurassic World, and it kind of pissed us off.
How do so many talented people get together and make such a sinful movie?!
Inside Out overjoyed audiences and brought Pixar back to form. So of course we had to sin it.
Terminator Genisys, the Terminator movie that actively tried to destroy the franchise for good. (If you couldn't tell, we hated this movie).
In celebration of the new film Creed, we decided to go looking for sins in arguably the most popular of all the Rocky movies: Rocky IV. Yep... sin-tastic.
Finally, after three years of requests, we take on Star Wars. But with the help of geek god Kevin Smith, which seemed only appropriate given the man's credibility AND his professed love of Cinema Sins. So sit back, strap in, and get ready for sin hyperdrive.
Thursday: continued assault on your childhood.
Finishing off the original Star Wars trilogy today. Next week: Slight curve ball and then something probably expected.
Just ahead of JJ's new Star Wars film, we figured we'd go looking for sins in one of his earlier sci-fi endeavors, Super 8. Found some!
You've asked for it for years. Finally... we went looking for sins in The Phantom Menace, and boy do we regret it. So many sins we had to split them into two parts to avoid causing any sin-related overdoses.
Well, this movie sure had some sins. Damn.
Oh, look, they made a new Point Break! But... why? Here are the sins of the original.
Today we go after a very cherished animated sequel, Toy Story 2. More sins than we expected, actually.
Thursday: Sins of a stupid remake.
Sometimes they make a sequel that is lifeless, boring retread--actually, wait... no, that's most of the time. Anyway, sins ensue.
Well, they made a third one of these, for some reason. And we sinned it, for some reason. And lo... the sins did pour-eth forth.
Ant-Man. Many loved it, many forgot it quickly. But we're here to list its sins, as is our custom.
Pixels. If you saw it, you regret it. If you didn't, you mock those who did without truly knowing how right your insults are. Regardless... sin factory.
Snowpiercer was one of 2014's best surprises. It's original, weird as hell, and driving. We loved it. We also found its sins... you know how we do.
San Andreas is a real movie with a very real amount of sins. So we counted them.
Furious 7 made a sh*t-ton of money, and many people love it... for some reason. We are not among them.
Kung Fu Panda is a pretty great movie. But being a movie... it still has sins. And considering the third movie in the series comes out soon, we went digging for sins in the original.
Kung Fu Panda 2... nowhere near as good as the first, but still fun. If you're into that sort of thing. Still has sins, of course, so we do what we do...
Warm Bodies has plenty of fans, due to its mix of horror and comedy, but it also has plenty of sins... due to its being a movie.
Well, here's an inexplicable and inexcusable mess of a superhero film. Bad in almost every way possible. The only reason it doesn't have more sins is that it was blessedly short in run-time.
Paper Towns. It's a movie about a mysterious girl... or something. I've seen it and I'm still not sure. But it had sins, so we made this video.
Pitch Perfect is an enjoyable acapella comedy. Pitch Perfect 2 is a sloppy-ass cash-in of a sequel that somehow beat Mad Max: Fury Road at the box office opening weekend. And it has LOTS of sins.
Unfortunately for Guy Ritchie and RDJ... this version of Sherlock Holmes did NOT go on to be definitive or even very memorable. Might be all the sins.
One of 2015's most enjoyable films. Too bad about the sins.
Another Pixar sequel that really does little justice to the original, Monsters University has plenty of sins.
Olympus Has Fallen came out the same year as White House Down, prompting our 2015 April Fools sins video mixing the two together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_ePFc... But the original Olympus Has Fallen is plenty sinful when looked at on its own. Next week: Two animated sins videos. Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
Here is a movie with truly terrible zoo-safety protocols. Also has some sins. In honor of Zootopia's opening, here are the sins of another movie featuring a bunch of talking animals: Madagascar.
Well, see back in the 80's, they made this movie that was part live-action and part animation... named Who Framed Roger Rabbit... and while we loved it at the time... it has NOT aged well.
Superman II. The universally preferred sequel of the OG Superman films (compared to III or IV). Still full of sins, as it turns out.
With a new Snyder superhero film coming up, we take a look at one of his earlier superhero films: Watchmen. For the hell of it, we went with the extended edition, which we now regret.
Because they decided to release a way-too-late sequel this weekend, we decided to go back and sin the original My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Would you be surprised to learn we found lots of sins?
For some reason, Disney mixed up their standard princess formula with Brother Bear, and shoved it in Pixar's direction to force them to make a film. And what we got is... this.
With Hollywood's newest incarnation of Batman imminent, we decided to go back to one of the most definitive Batman takes in cinema history: Michael Keaton & Tim Burton's Batman. Sins definitely exist.
With Batman v Superman (and its bad reviews) looming, we thought it a good idea to go back and look for sins in the earlier, Burton Batman films. And we found some.... a LOT, actually.
Sucker Punch. Quite possibly the most incomprehensible and unnecessary movies ever made. So of course it has sins out the ass.
The Martian was one of the biggest hits of 2015, and was nominated for tons of year-end awards. But being as it's set in space and in the near future, we thought it best to bring back Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson to help us separate this movie's sins from its wins.
We went looking for sins in one of the most notoriously bad movies of all time. And we found it... surprisingly void of many sins! Happy whatever day it is this video was launched!
Hello James, it is me, the lister of all your sins.
Even though everything they showed us in the first movie was a lie, we still watched the second one for some reason. Found... plenty of sins. Sigh.
With the new live-action Jungle Book hitting theaters, we decided to go back to the original animated Disney version. Guess what? It has sins! I bet you're really surprised.
The Wicker Man, a movie you actually understand better BEFORE you watch it. Sinful as crap. (Shudder).
Today we sin half a movie. Or... what should have been half a movie. It's safe to say we're tiring of this series at this point.
Ugh. Here we go again. This freaking movie, man. I mean... I just... I don't even...
Sigh. We really didn't like this movie. It's probably harmless fun for most, but borrows so heavily from so many other Disney films we got annoyed.
Sins of last year's second-best film costarring Oscar Isaac and Domhnall Gleeson.
Remember back when this was a thing? No? Well, now you do. You're welcome. Here are the sins of a genuinely terrible movie, Elektra.
Once upon a time, there were two Punisher movies, and neither was very good. These are the sins of one of them.
Nana & Pop-pop got some 'splaining to do.
Cars... Pixar's first real mis-step. Plenty love it, but enough dislike it to make it the first non-home-run in the studio's history. Which, of course, means it has lots of sins... right?
With a sequel coming soon for Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland, we thought it was worth checking out the first one for sins. Boy were we ever right. Sin-poluzza!
Jack Black playing Jack Black playing R.L. Stine. What's not to love?
Once upon a time, Paramount made a Star Trek movie that, while true to the Trek spirit, was also boring as f*ck. Here are that movie's sins.
In one of the best rebounds ever, the Star Trek series follows up boring-ass first movie with thrilling-ass Wrath of Khan sequel! Good move, Star Trek!!!
Yep, this is a movie that actually happened. If you weren't alive to see it occur, you might have trouble believing it.
Back in 2001 they made an animated Final Fantasy movie that hardly resembled the games it was "based" on. Also it was kind of boring and muddled. So here are it's sins!
You thought you repressed your memories of this movie for good, but we are here to rip them from the dark corners of your brains and force you to remember Mortal Kombat Annihilation. It happened.
The Revenant is a pretty kick-ass movie. It won some awards, deservedly. But being a movie... still has sins.
In celebration of Finding Dory's upcoming release, we went looking for sins in one of the few Pixar movies we've yet to cover: A Bug's Life.
Yeah... we went there. In celebration of Finding Dory's release, we went looking for sins in Jaws, because... you know... shark. Thin connection maybe, but whatever. That's all we need.
Stargate was a movie, then a TV show, and is now being rebooted as a movie series again. Because that's how awesome it is... so someone. Not us. We find it to be full of sin.
My personal favorite horror film (yes, it is both sci-fi AND horror), Alien, still has sins... as every movie does. So we listed them. It's kind of what we do.
And now, because they're releasing yet another one of these movies, we go looking for sins in the previous one, The Purge: Anarchy. Silliness abounds.
In order to mark the release of the new live-action Tarzan movie, which somehow stars Samuel L. Jackson, we went looking for sins in Disney's animated version. Guess what? Found plenty.
QT's 8th film, if you use his math, The Hateful Eight still has plenty of sins.
Disney Animation keeps churning out solid films lately that, while enjoyed by critics and audiences alike, still have sins. Zootopia is the latest to have its sins counted, but it won't be the last.
Once upon a time, Michael Bay made movies even more ridiculous than the ones he makes today, if you can believe it. Here are the sins of The Rock, SMH.
This Cloverfield "cousin" or "sequel" or "whatever" basically has nothing to do with Cloverfield, but it's still an entertaining little film. Here are its sins.
Ice Age... somehow they've made, like, five of these f*cking things. After reviewing the original for sins... we have no idea how, why, or how.
Oh sh*t! We left dead-Spock on that planet that generates life! We'd better go back and get him, no? Here are all the sins we found in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock.
There's a new Jason Bourne movie! In the spirit of celebration, we went looking for sins in the 2nd one: The Bourne Supremacy. Found a few.
Finally, and just before Jason Bourne comes out, we sin the best of the series thus far... Ultimatum. Yes, we still found sins in a great movie... it's kind of what we do.
I totally forgot they made a third one of these. Wow. Here are the sins of Kung Fu Panda 3.
Well, this video was inevitable. Most disappointing movie of 2016 so far? Probably. It's the Terminator Genisys of superhero films. And yeah, sins out the ass.
This movie came out, and people liked it... but it feels like it was quickly forgotten. No matter... they're making a third one. Anywho... here are the sins for How To Train Your Dragon 2.
Here's a movie so insipid... so stupid... Jeremy had to stop watching after 12 minutes. So yes, it's full of freaking sins.
Hellboy. Yeah, you don't know what it is, I don't know what it is... yet it's a comic AND a movie. So we sinned it.
I Am Legend stars Will Smith, an awesome dog, CGI, and some mannequins. Just from that description alone, you'd expect sins... and they are there, but maybe not as many as you think.
Dark Shadows. Yep, you forgot all about--maybe on purpose... but it IS a movie that happened. And it is FULL of sins.
Unbreakable... the "realistic" superhero origin film. From back when M. Night was still on fire. Sins? Oh, for sure. But we still love this movie.
Blade was actually one of the first--if not THE first--successful Marvel franchises. But it's sinny as hell.
An animated Batman movie came out this summer and many of you probably had no idea. Even so, here are its sins... and they are plentiful. Stay tuned at the end for a special bonus.
Oh yes we did. It's been almost 4 years. Time to put our money where our motto is. So here are the sins of the much beloved and respected (with good reason) Citizen Kane.
Well, so many of you demanded it, we decided to give it to you. Here we present the supplemental sins video for Batman v Superman, which addresses all the sins added and removed when taking the Ultimate Edition into consideration.
Jungle Book, Jungle Book, does whatever a Jungle Book does... which is sort of the problem... Whatever, here are the sins of the live-action 2016 Jungle Book that very many people loved.
For some reason, we haven't done Shrek yet. Well, that's getting remedied today! Here are all the sins we could find in the original Shrek movie (can you believe there are 4 of these things?!).
Captain America finally gets his own Avengers movie. Wait... I mean... The Avengers finally show up to help out in one of their members' solo films. Wait... Spider-Man finally doesn't suck in a film about not-Spider-Man... wait...
Here's a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn't' like it doesn't mean it's not good. I think. Here are the sins of The Witch.
In celebration of the new film The Gone Girl on the Train With A Dragon Tattoo... here are all the sins we found in Gone Girl, the most recent "Girl-based" mystery-thriller we could find to tie into The Girl on the Train.
The first Saw movie was clever and interesting and unpredictable. The second one is... not really any of that. Here are its sins.
The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump scares. And it's super British... at times. Anyway, here are its sins.
Jack Reacher is such a bad-ass he PUNCHED his way to a sequel. And given said sequel is upon us at last... we went looking for sins in his original adventure.
Here's a horror film that seems to be trying to hit as many cliches as possible. And it gets plenty of sins for that too.
Tom Hanks' new film Inferno is tearing up the international box office. Why? Because apparently someone somewhere likes these movies. Regardless... we decided to commemorate the 3rd film in the franchise by looking for sins in the original, The Da Vinci Code. Oooh, mama.
Even though The Da Vinci Code movie was an insufferable piece of crap, it made enough cash to warrant at least TWO more sequels. With the 3rd one coming out soon, we take a look at the sins of the 2nd film in the franchise: Angels & Demons.
Well, here's a movie that happened. It shouldn't have. It's absolutely terrible in every way. Please enjoy roughly 20 minutes of us complaining about this piece of crap.
It's an election year, and here's a recent horror movie with the words "election year" in its title. So naturally we picked this time to go looking for sins in The Purge: Election Year. So many sins!!!
X-Men Apocalypse. Did you see it? We did. Boy, how we didn't like it. You will probably pick up on that listening to the sins. (sigh).
In honor of the upcoming sci-fi think piece Arrival, we've gone looking for sins in another modern sci-fi think piece... Contact. Oh, god, they should have sent a poet sinner!
Warcraft is a movie that apparently was a good enough time for many of the fans of the video game it's based on. For the rest of us, though, it's a f*cking slog.
The first movie was an insult to intelligence, so you can bet the sequel is the same sh*t dialed up to 11. Actively hate this movie.
Disney's Pocahontas. Well, we don't like it at all. Perhaps you do, but if so... you're probably wrong. Or just misguided. Or 5.
Basically everything about this movie is terrible. Now... watch us spend 20 minutes saying that. :) Happy Thanksgiving, Americans!
I, Robot. This is one of the most boring action movies about robots ever made. Of course it has sins. Duh.
Finally Hollywood gives us a decent-ish Christmas horror film with Krampus, which earns plenty of sins but still isn't terrible.
Here's Everything Wrong With Finding Dory, another Pixar sequel that relies mostly on previous films instead of breaking any new ground. Enjoy your billions, Pixar!!
Here's a live-action Tarzan sequel/reboot/thing that has likable actors in it but still manages to be somewhere between bad and just boring. This jungle is full of sins.
Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its sins.
This animated in-betwee-quel is just full of sins. Full, I tells ya'!
The third Toy Story is arguably the best of the bunch, but it's also the least necessary. Regardless of where you place it in the rankings... it's got sins, yo. So we did our thing.
After annual frequent requests, we decided to finally sin the original Home Alone. Unsurprisingly, we found plenty wrong.
Deadpool. Yeah, he kind of sins the movie himself, but that wasn't going to stop us from trying. No we didn't get Ryan Reynolds to guest--we didn't even ask; we didn't want to do what other channels had already done (and done well). No hard feelings, Mr. Reynolds.
Die Hard 2. Nowhere near as good as the first one, but still somehow weirdly enjoyable, despite its laziness. Sins out the ass, though.
The franchise that refuses to die releases a new, 5th movie soon in theaters. So we thought we'd torture ourselves by watching the 3rd movie in the series and looking for sins.
And they just keep on coming. Underworld movies are like cockroaches; where you see one... there are guaranteed to be hundreds lurking in the shadows. Underworld Awakening, the fourth in the series, is just as full of sins as any other entry in this franchise.
Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just... bad. And here are its sins.
Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through The Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's Dragon. Just... look at all these freaking sins!
The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself how sinful the first one was.
Yes, they made a sequel to this crap. Yes, they swapped out the main actor and made a bunch of jokes about it in the movie itself. And because there's somehow a third one coming out soon, here's the sins of this super very terrible tragedy of an action film, xXx: State of the Union.
These freakin' movies never stop. Somehow, Resident Evil: Extinction is only the third one!! Sinful as hell, of course, but you didn't need us to tell you that, right?
Here is a movie that wants so very hard to be a good movie. It's not, but it wishes it was. Instead it's just... ugh.
THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS! Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins... and is still disturbing and gross. You have been warned, you few who bother to read these video descriptions.
Several years after the very-good The Ring, already an American remake of a foreign film, they released The Ring 2. It's terrible. I have no qualms saying that. It's awful. It's everything horror sequels SHOULDN'T be. So we sinned it. You know, in honor of the upcoming "Rings" sequel/update/reboot/whatever.
Everything is awesome! Including this sins video of The LEGO movie... we hope. After two years, you might have given up hope we'd ever sin this animated masterpiece, but here we are... sinning it... mostly because LEGO Batman is coming out soon. And because no movie is without sin and stuff.
The original John Wick was a surprise hit with stylish visuals and a high body count. With the sequel on the way soon, we decided to go looking through the first Wick pic for sins. As usual, we found some.
Jason Bourne brought back Matt Damon & Paul Greengrass for the franchise in what should have been a no-brainer. Instead we get a strange retread movie that is kind of lazy. It's really sad, actually.
2016's Magnificent Seven was a remake of a remake, so... I think everyone expected it to have sins, right?
If you cross Good Will Hunting with the Bourne movies, you'd probably get something cool, but these people came up with The Accountant. A movie that is right on the border between really good and really average.
Here's a movie I could have done without. We all could have done without it, I'm quite sure. And that's coming from someone in love with both Anna Kendrick AND Justin Timberlake!
The Girl on the Train is a movie that is basically f*cking with you the entire time. It's not a fun experience. And it's plenty sinful.
Straight up: The Cabin in the Woods is f*cking awesome and hilarious. Watch it. Enjoy it. Love it. We'll still list its sins, because that's what we do, but we love this movie.
Blade II, it's the more forgettable one after Blade but BEFORE the funny one with Ryan Reynolds. Regardless of its place in the franchise, it's got sins, so we did our thing.
Up is one of the few Pixar movies we haven't sinned yet. So... upon realizing that... we went to work. Here are the sins of Up.
Because they felt the need to remake this sh*t live-action, we felt the need to sin the original. Deal with it.
Here's a movie that basically defines "wasted potential." So much cool sh*t, so many sins.
With a new Power Rangers movie approaching, we thought it'd be fun to go looking for sins in the original 1995 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie. But it wasn't fun, it was grueling. It sucked ass. This movie is balls.
Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you do that... you're wrong. Because this movie is STUPID.
Today we go looking for sins in Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them, a Harry Potter spin-off that will now also have four sequels. Needless to say, our sin-caps were on snug and tight for this one. Sin-wands at the ready!
What can I say, except… we found some?!
Dr. Strange was a really enjoyable above-average Marvel film. Still, like the Stan Lee cameo... the sins in it were a foregone conclusion. So we counted them.
Passengers has a wonderful premise, a f*cked up middle, and a batsh*t insane finale. So, of course it has sins. Duh.
Assassin's Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game, but the rest of us... not so much. This movie sets the record for "amazing actors slumming."
Battle: L.A. had a fantastic trailer!!! And that's about the nicest thing I can say about it. Also... here are its sins...
With Alien: Covenant hitting U.S. theaters soon, we thought we'd go back to the franchise and look for sins in the infamous sequel, Aliens. Guess what? We found some!!
In honor of the 20th anniversary of Men In Black, we decided to go digging for sins. Found some, but this movie is still awesome.
Well, this is a movie that happened. A promising cast, but sins galore. Oh, the sins!
Remaking a beloved anime film in live-action form? What could go wrong?!
Well, sh*t. They remade The Mummy and somehow created the single most generic film ever made. It's like they signed Cruise and Crowe and then just stopped trying.
For October, we like going back and hitting some older horror films we've never covered. And Friday the 13th Part 2 has oodles of sins.
One of the best crime/detective films ever made, Se7en still has sins... because no movie is without sin. But hot damn is this movie awesome!
Here is one of the worst movies ever created. It's lazy & sexist, and gives more time to sexual assault humor than it does plot development. F*ck this movie.
Today we return to the Saw franchise in order to thoroughly confuse ourselves trying to keep up with it. Sins aplenty.
Saw IV, in which an already-confusing series tries way to hard to both answer questions from previous films AND confuse you even further in the process. It succeeds.
In honor of Marvel's Thor: Ragnorok, we decided to go looking for sins in the studio's most-fun franchise... Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. We found some, of course, as we are wont to do. But it's not a terrible movie.
This might be the laziest movie to ever be a box office hit and inspire a quick sequel... wait... I forgot about Daddy's Home. Anyway... this is a piece of crap. Sins aplenty. So on and so forth.
Well last week we sinned Bad Moms and called it one of the laziest comedies ever. Then comes along this piece of crap. I guess you laugh at this movie... if you've lost the ability to groan.
Here's a movie that most people, including us, found super enjoyable. And yet... sins and stuff. We gotta do what we gotta do.
Sigh.
Spider-Man Homecoming was a nice surprise, capturing the spirit of the character as well or better than any previous film. We loved it. And so, of course, we were compelled to sin it.
Just in time for the Jumanji sequel, we go looking for sins in the original. And boy... did THAT movie not hold up well at all. Yikes!
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York is basically the first movie all over again, only less funny, less original, and more sinful.
Once upon a time, they made a third remake of The Amityville Horror. In anticipation of that, we wrote sins scripts for the first two. Then they delayed the new one for, like, years and we just sat on the scripts waiting. Then they dumped that new remake into theaters sneakily for a few days in the Fall of 2017, and we were like... "Sh*t, we can't just waste these scripts." And Christmas week came along and we all had plans and didn't want to write sins, so we dusted off the Amityville stuff! So... there you go.
Roughly 25 years after the original came this Ryan Reynolds remake that somehow fails to really add anything new or be much more compelling overall. :(
Well, they keep making these things, so we'll keep sinning them. Not that we have much fun doing it, since this movie is awful.
Ugh. This thing has gone on long enough. I say we call it after this one. Here are the sins of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, and there are a lot of them.
During the animation boom of the mid-2000's, Jerry Seinfeld himself concocted a movie idea, wrote the script, and voiced the main character. And somehow, against all odds, that movie ended up being utterly terrible. Here are the sins of Bee Movie. And no, we didn't do anything regarding the f*cking Bee Movie meme, because we write sins and don't adopt Internet memes. Good day, sir.
In 2014, Paddington was quietly released. Which is unfortunate, since it's pretty awesome. But even awesome family films have sins, as I'm sure you know, so...
The first Kingsman film was a welcome surprise of manic action and fun. The second one is just... a mess.
Uh... accidentally deleted this video somehow. Oops. Here it is again.
After The LEGO Movie and The LEGO Batman Movie, we expected more from The LEGO Ninjago Movie than 1.5 hours of lame jokes and LEGO retreads. We expected too much, it seems.
What. A. Mess.
Really enjoy this movie. Still not sure why so few went to see it. Oh well, here are its sins.
Excellent movie that we loved. Still a few sins to be found; still an unnecessary jump-scare or two.
We went looking for sins in Illumination's The Lorax, and you know what? This movie is really freakin' annoying.
An awful lot of people have watched Netflix's new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured... why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we'd live to regret.
Yep. They're still making these. To mark the release of the third film, we decided to look for sins in the second, Fifty Shades Darker. Guess how many we found.
Well, here's a pretty terrible attempt to mimic Love, Actually. Lots of sins.
Here's a tale of two movies rolled into one, and it doesn't work. We went looking for sins in the superhero movie, Hancock, and found a bunch.
Some say Blade Runner 2049 a masterpiece, some say it's confusing and too long. Some say it's in between. We say... surely it has some sins, right?
Ex Machina is not only excellent science fiction, it's just plain one of the best movies of the decade. We love it. Still found some sins... you know how we do.
Birdman is a pretty great movie, with a lot of unique touches. We love it. But like all movies, it's got sins, and we felt bound to point them out and count them.
With the new Bruce Willis Death Wish remake approaching, we thought it would be fun to go looking for sins in the 1974 original. And it was!
With The Strangers: Prey at Night coming soon, we thought it was a good time to take another look at the 2008 film, The Strangers. It has Liv Tyler, that guy from Underworld, masks, and of course... sins.
Somehow, even in five years' time, we still haven't sinned the Narnia movies. We begin to fix that starting today with the sins of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. There are... plenty.
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soon. You know what that means... the sin-searchers go back to the original film. Boy oh boy are there sins in this thing!
There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel. It's terrible; many sins.
Can you believe they made another one of these things? Anyway... with the new one coming soon, we went looking for sins in the first one and... found a metric ton of them. So many sins.
So there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movie, A Game of Shadows.
Groundhog Day only you keep getting murdered. That's basically this movie, and it's both cool and filled with sins. So... here are the sins of Happy Death Day.
Coco is a very good movie. We enjoyed it immensely. We still felt obligated by reputation (and that contract with Satan) to go looking for sins in Coco. And we found a few.
Someone dies on a train in the middle of nowhere, so naturally the explanation is the most convoluted one possible. But hey, the movie looks beautiful, right? Here are the sins in Kenneth Branagh's Murder on the Orient Express.
Read a strange pop-up book with your kid... end up with a haunting. I think. Honestly this movie is kind of confusing. Whatever, it has its moments. And its sins.
Ferdinand. It's not bad. It's kind of fun. Certainly more worthy of its Oscar nomination than Boss Baby. But whatever... here are its sins.
Well, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there were also sins. We're going to list them for you.
Lady Bond Wick Bourne Hannah Alias. Atomic Blonde is totally worth watching. It isn't maybe as fun as the John Wick movies... it doesn't make as much sense as a Bourne movie... but it has an incredible extended fight sequence that will rock your socks off. Oh, and it also has sins. And ice baths. And smoking. LOTS of smoking.
Best Picture status has never stopped us from sinning a movie before, and it's not going to stop us now. Here are the sins of The Shape of Water.
Thor: Ragnarok. It's a movie that most everyone enjoyed, for good reason. It's funny as hell. But it still has sins... all movies do.
Well here is a movie. There's blood... a snowman... a Fassbender... some other stuff... we still have no idea what happened. We did notice some sins, though. Here are the sins of The Snowman.
Here is yet another not-great Marvel movie with Ryan Reynolds that predates Deadpool. As Marvel movies go... it's pretty bleh. As vampire movies go... it's also pretty bleh. But Blade: Trinity does have plenty of sins!
If you think you've already seen Geostorm before, you have... even if you haven't. It's 2012, The Day After Tomorrow, The Core, and somehow even worse than those films. And sinful as HELL.
Of all the live-action rabbit-based family-friendly adventure films we've seen this year... Peter Rabbit was arguably the best. And the worst. Here are its sins.
With Ocean's 8 upon us, we decided it was finally time to go back and count the sins in the not-original Clooney remake of Ocean's Eleven. And we found plenty, because... have you seen that movie?!
Mama is a fairly recent horror film that found success and praise. But no one ever got around to listing all its sins... until today. Boo!
With the impending release of The Incredibles 2, we decided it was finally time to go looking for sins in the last Brad Bird Pixar film, Ratatouille. It's about a rat chef, but it's also really excellent, but also full of sins.
Because of some new movie I'm too tired to remember... we sinned THIS movie... Megamind. I guess there's a new animated something soon?! Whatever. We do what we want. Balls.
Well, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins.
We've been asked to sin this movie for years. And finally we did. And now we regret it. This movie... this is not my kind of movie. Here are the sins of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory.
Well, they took a page from Adam Sandler and decided to film a movie during their vacation in Europe together, and yep... it turned out pretty awful. Likeable people alone does not a good movie make. Here are the aca-sins of Pitch Perfect 3.
Here are all the sins we found in A Wrinkle In Time, a movie that somehow wasn't saved by giant Oprah.
Early in 2018, Marvel released Black Panther, which went on to smash records and delight audiences all over the globe. So naturally we went looking for sins in it. And we even managed to find a few.
Tron: Legacy. This movie isn't all that bad. It's not great, but it looks amazing and has a killer score... and in this era of rebooting & sequelizing everything... why is Disney still sleeping on Tron?! Anyway, here are the sins of Tron: Legacy.
Hotel Transylvania is one of those movie's that's short and kind of feels humorous in your memory, but when you go back through it looking for sins ends up just being surprisingly boring. Oh well, good thing they made three of these things.
Yes, they made a 2nd one. They even made a third one, in theaters now. Here are all the sins we found in Hotel Transylvania 2: More Transylvanianing.
With Mamma Mia 2 approaching quickly, we reluctantly decided to go looking for sins in the original Mamma Mia. We instantly regretted this decision.
"What about a horror movie where 95% of it is kids' computer screens?!" "Brilliant!!" And Unfriended was born. Here are its sins.
Well, here is a sequel that the studio had no faith in and we ended up with this. It's pretty average and has lots of sins.
Here is a Justice League movie we are happy to sin right now, and it's Justice League Dark... one of the weirdest animated movies I've ever seen. And yeah, it's full of sins.
F*cking Minions.
Yes, they did finish this movie series. You're forgiven for not noticing, as almost no one did. Here are the sins of Maze Runner: The Death Cure.
With Meg about to hit theaters, we decided to finally go looking for sins in the most recent modern shark movie that people kind of like... Deep Blue Sea. Guess what? It's not as great as you remember it being. It has one great moment and that's it.
Well, they went and rebooted the Tomb Raider movies. Dammit. And yeah, they made them average again.
What if it were like The Matrix, only it was all a game, and filled with 80's references?! That's Ready Player One. Here are all the sins we found.
You say karate, I say kung fu. You say a remake, I say a literal copy. Here are all the sins we found in the 2010 remake of The Karate Kid.
Somewhere along the line, The Rock decided it was fun to make a couple bad movies every year, to balance out the occasional good movie he makes. And so we got Rampage.
They made a Lone Ranger movie with Johnny Depp and that twin-guy from Social Network. And yes, it was terrible.
The Cloverfield Paradox is yet another flimsy tie to the Cloverfield Universe. As such, it definitely has sins, so we counted them.
Cowboys & Aliens is another of those movies with a premise and a cast so good it almost can't fail. And then it does. As we do... we counted its sins.
Annabelle was such a... movie... that they made another one all about how the whole thing got started. I think. Honestly don't remember.
Predator!!! This movie rules, I don't care what you say. Yes, it still has sins, and yes... this is still a video listing those sins. But the movie rules.
The Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins.
They definitely made way too many Shrek movies. Shrek the Third is just flat-out terrible. Also full of sins.
Oh, man. This movie is... it's very not good. So many sins. I even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins. At any rate... here they are.
Deadpool 2 was pretty great. Better than most sequels. But like most of the best sequels... it does get SLIGHTLY less great on repeat viewings. But it's still awesome. But also sinful--as all movies are!
They sure made too many of these things, didn't they? Here are all the sins we found in Scream 3.
This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are.
There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so we're sinning some of the older films in the franchise, like Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, which is a giant pile of WTF-ness. Here are all the sins we found, yo.
There have been so many Purge movies I've lost count. There's even a Purge TV show!! Point is... that's too much Purge! Here are all the sins we found in the supposed prequel, The First Purge. Hint: there are a lot.
You know how sometimes you see a movie that is so bad you think there could never be a worse movie? Well you're wrong, because Skyscraper exists, and it's the worst worse movie I ever worsed.
No movie is without sin. Even classic horror films. This movie's so scary you might have forgotten some of the confusing and boring parts.
Well, this movie is a beloved classic... but it does NOT hold up as well as you probably remember. Plenty of sins, is what I'm saying.
For some reason they remade The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo even though the original was perfectly fine. Anyway, it's okay. Not terrible. Plenty of sins though.
Clash of the Titans is a movie so bad they made a sequel. What? Here are all the sins we found in this monstrosity.
Before you check out the new Ralph Breaks The Internet, take a look at all the sins we found in the original, Wreck It Ralph.
Creed is a really good movie. It's great, even. Still has sins, so we went looking. That's how we do.
Just stop. Just... stop. Stop already with these freaking movies. Here are all the sins we found in Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation.
Somewhere between Babe Pig in the City and Mad Max Fury Road... George Miller made Happy Feet, a quirky animated movie about dancing penguins. It's okay. Has some sins though.
A Quiet Place is a great movie! We loved it. But like all movies, it still has sins, so we did what we do and pointed them out in a video.
This movie is awesome! It's incredible! It's... got plenty of sins! Here are all the sins we found in Incredibles 2.
Well, Avengers: Infinity War was arguably the biggest movie of 2018, and we waited quite a while to get around to sinning it, but now that wait is over. Now you can pick a new movie to yell at us about not having sinned yet. :)
With the new Mary Poppins sequel upon us, we decided to test our motto and go looking for sins in the original. And we found some. A bunch, actually.
Yikes.
The Santa Clause is an enjoyable enough movie starring Tim Allen and some other people. It taught us all to misspell Santa Claus. And it has a bag full of sins.
Here's a movie that wants to play the hits so much it kind of loses itself along the way. But it's still a lot of fun. And full of sins. Here are all the sins we found in Solo: A Star Wars Story.
The Meg is fine. It's fine. It's totally fine. It's a movie with a shark the size of a submarine. Some people love that sh*t. Others do not. Regardless... like all movies... The Meg has sins. So we counted them.
This movie is terrible and everyone involved should feel terrible.
Hereditary is freaky, creepy, original, and features some great performances. But it still has sins!
We enjoyed The Equalizer with Denzel. Most people did. But this Equalizer 2 sequel is NOTHING like that first movie. It's weird and long and so full of sins it makes your brain hurt.
Well, here's a Goosebumps knock-off directed by that gore-porn horror guy, Eli Roth. The results are as messy as you'd expect. And tons of sins.
Oy.
In observance of Glass, a new M. Night movie, we decided to go looking for sins in The Village. And holy hell... we found some. Like... holy hell.
It's almost like no one knows how to make a good Predator movie except John McTiernan. And honestly... that dude is available... so what's up?
Getting kind of tired of these lazy-ass animated movies masquerading as real movies. Smallfoot has sins... is lame... film at eleven.
Ooph. Just... don't ever watch this movie. Use that 2 hours for something you will enjoy and remember and not want to kill with fire.
This movie isn't terrible. It's just not as good as it wants to be. It's trying hard, I'll give it that. But it's no Paddington.
Just... I mean... how did we even... so recently... and with all the... how did this...I mean... seriously?
Venom made a TON of money. And it has lots of fans and lots of haters. We just watched it for sins, and found plenty.
Did you see it/them? I hope not, because you are dead. What? I know, right?
This movie is... kind of offensive. Full of sins as well.
Slumdog Millionaire was a crowd-pleaser, an awards contender, and it's full of sins as well. Phone a friend, throw the lifeline, and settle in for some sinful game show memories.
I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump. I'm a movie and I have sins.
This movie made a lot of money and it's pretty entertaining. But Crazy Rich Asians still has sins.
Mission Impossible: Fallout is an action movie that kicks all the ass. All of it. All. Still has sins, though, of course.
Ant-Man and the Wasp is a bit of harmless fun. Or something. It has mad sins, though.
The Crow is a movie that happened. I was there. Well, not there on set. But there in the theaters. Even then, so many years ago, I recognized how sinful it was.
Here is a movie a lot of people loved that has good performances, good music, it won some awards. Yada yada. Let's talk about the sins in A Star Is Born!
Wow. This is a movie that came and went and is almost forgotten to time. But Monsters vs. Aliens DOES ultimately have sins. So we counted them. It's what we do.
The first Wreck It Ralph was a fun surprise full of humor and heart. Ralph Breaks the Internet is... not that. It's a lot more like The Emoji movie. And full of sins.
Now everybody from the 313, put your motherf*cking hands up and follow me! I have been waiting to sin this movie for five years!!! 8 Mile RULES, but it has sins so bad. Let's count 'em.
With Tim Burton's live-action Dumbo coming soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the original Disney animated Dumbo. We found a bunch!!
Dredd kicks ass and is far better than the Judge Dredd adaptation that preceded it. But it still has sins, yo. So we counted them.
With the new Pet Sematary coming soon, we decided to check the original for sins. Guess what... found some!
Aquaman is a movie that happened. It's not all bad. It's not all good. It's got some sins, so we counted them up. You should be used to this by now.
With a new Hellboy movie on the way, we felt obligated to tackle Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Holy sins, Batma--I mean, Hellman! I mean... Batman! Sh*t.
Well, Old Sport, here's a very sinful movie. We counted all the sins in The Great Gatsby, and there are a lot of them! A lot, I tells ya!
The Nun is the latest in the Conjuring universe of horror films. I think so, at least. I don't know. I already forgot most of this movie. But there were sins. I know that for sure.
Mary Poppins Returns is a movie that someone felt the need to make. It's full of sins.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse came out of nowhere, kicked all our asses with awesomeness, and probably set off a wave of experimental animated superhero films. Still has sins (though not as many as most films).
Well, here's a late '90s action film that plenty of people love, but those people are all... wrong. This is a sinful movie. Con Air has lots of sins.
Lilo & Stitch is an animated Disney film with lots of fans and lots of sins. Wait... have they announced a live-action remake of this one yet? They did? Well, regardless, here are the sins we found in Lilo & Stitch.
School of Rock is Jack Black at his best. It's funny, it loves music, and it has adorable kids. It also has sins out the ass. So we did what we do.
A LONG time ago we made a video counting the sins of ourselves. And we’ve long talked of doing a follow-up, since there is so much wrong with us no single video could ever suffice. Today is that day.
Polar is an action film on Netflix starring Mads Mikkelsen that is kind of like John Wick, only crazier. Some people love it. Whatever, it has sins, yo.
The books are apparently pretty good. This movie? Not so much. Yes, it has sins, and we'll list them for you, but more importantly... this movie isn't good.
With the new "live-action" Aladdin coming to theaters soon, we decided to go looking for sins in the beloved animated original. Because that's what we do. We nitpick things people love. And Aladdin has some sins, people.
It's like Saw, but with rooms. And sins. Escape Room has so many sins.
Rio. An animated bird movie in South America about... sh*t... I honestly forgot. That's about how memorable this movie is. Rio has sins. And we listed them for you.
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is... pretty great. One of the best Batman movies, actually. But like all movies, it still has sins. And we counted 'em.
LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part is fun. It's honestly fine. It's just nowhere near as good as the original, so by comparison it ends up feeling kind of boring. And sinful. Full of cinema sins. So we counted them.
Bumblebee is the best Transformers movie yet. It's got heart, lots of fun, and a simple-ish plot that is easy-ish to follow. But it ain't perfect. So we counted its sins.
With a new Men in Black movie coming up, we decided to go looking for sins in the second film in the franchise, Men in Black II. It has... lots of sins. Lots.
There's a new Shaft movie coming soon. It's called Shaft. So, in honor of Shaft, we went back to look for sins in the 2000 Shaft movie, which was called Shaft. Shaft.
After Split revealed itself to be a stealth sequel to Unbreakable, and after Split made some money, M. Night came back to cap off the trilogy with an expectation-subverting hot mess of a movie that has some cool stuff but then also has LOTS of sins.
Disney had a nice little hit with The Princess & The Frog. But hey, it ain't perfect. It's got sins. So we counted them up. It's what we do.
Paddington 2 is a JOY. It should have won all the Oscars! You should watch it! But hey, it still has some sins.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is straight-up bonkers. And not in a good or fun way. Many, many sins. And a weird Bonus Round!
Captain Marvel was a huge hit at the box office and most fans seemed to enjoy it. It's not amazing, but it's not bad either. It's a solid MCU film, and as such... it has sins.
This movie is really bad.
Die Hard With A Vengeance is probably more fun than you remembered. But it's got an insane villain plan, and TONS of sins. Buckle up.
The third and final entry in this series is pretty good, even if most everyone who saw it forgot it and stopped talking about it almost immediately... which might be more about how long they waited to make and release it. Anyway... How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World has plenty of sins. And we counted them.
Man, this movie is not good. And they made another one! I guess if you like lazy comedy and lazy situational conflict... maybe. But Ride Along has sins out the ass, and we listed them, because we do our job, dammit.
Honestly, this movie can kiss my ass and go straight to hell. It's an abomination. It's terrible on every level. You could offer me $100,000 to praise this thing and I would take the money, sh*t on the movie, and use the money for bail and lawyer fees.
Limitless. It was a movie. Then it was a show. Basically a pill makes you Lucy, or some such. It's sinful as hell, even though it's not terrible and you probably forgot all about it.
This movie is an all-time classic. It's awesome. We love it. None of that means we won't still count sins for giggles. Have a nice day.
Well, here's a movie you probably remember liking but that you probably haven't seen in a long time. Allow us to show you its sins, and remind you of how not-very-good it is.
Before The Fast & The Furious, there was Gone in 60 Seconds, which was almost literally the exact same thing as Fast & Furious... only somehow worse. Sins out the ass.
Monster House is a pretty decent kids movie. It's got some issues, and it's not amazing or anything. But it's not a bad time at the movies. Let's check out its sins.
Shazam is a pretty awesome movie. Certainly one of the best DCEU films yet. Great casting, good pacing, humor and action... what's not to like?
Bolt! Here's a perfectly harmless movie that has some fun spots but is ultimately not all that amazing that you want to tell everyone you know to watch it. But it has Miley Cyrus, John Travolta, a LOT of Inspector Gadget ripoffs, and plenty of sins.
Mandy Moore and sharks! With the sequel upon us, we decided to go looking for sins in 47 Meters Down. And boy did we find some.
Everyone I ask seems to remember loving this movie. And that's cool. But when I watched it, I saw a whole bunch of exceptionally weird nonsense. And sins like crazy. So... you know how we do.
Not too long after Olympus Has Fallen... some of the same people go to England for contrived reasons and behold... now London is falling down too. Who'd have thunk it? Here we count the sins of London Has Fallen, and lo, they are many.
James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez created something special with Alita: Battle Angel. They also created something messy and full of sins. So...
With the Netflix prequel series to The Dark Crystal coming soon, we decided to go back and comb through the original Dark Crystal and look for sins.
Here's another horror film loosely connected to the Conjuring universe. Or is it the Annabelle universe? Eh, who cares? This thing's got sins, yo. So we counted them.
2017's IT was a monster hit with critics and audiences alike. As the sequel, It Chapter 2, arrives, we went looking for sins in the 1990 TV miniseries based on the same book, Stephen King's It.
Well, this is a movie that happened. We counted the sins and, honestly, didn't have a lot of fun doing so.
G.I. Joe; The Rise of the Cobra is definitely a movie that happened, though it's arguable whether or not it should have. There was a sequel, and this movie has its fans, so... We count sins for a living, and this film has plenty, yo.
Here's an animated movie that came and went and I forgot all about it completely. Then it showed up on the sin calendar and now here we are. It's... something.
With Rambo Last Blood in theaters, we decided to go looking for sins in the original film, First Blood, which is actually not a bloody shoot-em-up like the rest of the Rambo movies. First Blood kind of rules. Still has sins.
These animated Batman movies are popping up like outbreaks of the flu. This one is called Batman: Hush, and it's BAT-sh*t insane. This movie is a who's who of the Batman-verse, and it's sinful as hell.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters is a movie that happened. Some people think it has too much monster stuff, while others think it has too much human stuff. We simply count the sins, and there are many.
With a new animated Addam's family coming soon, we went back to the original film from 1991 and guess what... we found sins.
In 2019 they remade Pet Sematary. And it came and went and honestly I forgot all about it until it came time for sinning. The sins... oh, the sins.
Zombieland was a cult hit, because it's fresh and funny. But 10 years later, they made a sequel, and I'm guessing it's less fresh. Regardless, we went back to the original to count the sins, and we found plenty.
Brightburn. This movie had such a cool premise, and I picked it as my sleeper hit of the summer, but... sadly... the premise is the best thing about the movie, and the movie itself is full of issues and sins. We didn't count the issues, but we counted the sins.
Dark Phoenix... the final movie in the most recent X-men series... completed while Fox was being sold to Disney... and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.
Jordan Peele leaped into the horror scene with the acclaimed Get Out. His follow-up, Us, is even more risk-taking, scare-making, and sin-having.
Well this is a movie that happened. It’s not bad. It’s not great. It just is. But like all movies, it has sins, so we counted them. And we showed our work!
This movie has somehow become a nostalgic beloved classic, and that sh*t is WRONG. This movie is TERRIBLE. This movie is sinny.
The Shining rules. But since the sequel is coming soon we did our duty and went looking for sins. Found some. I bet you're surprised.
Elf is a new holiday classic for millions. It has heart, humor, and Will Ferrell at his best. But it makes no damn sense. And there are lots of sins.
Charlies Angels is getting another remake, so we went back to the 2000 version and boy is it 2000-y. Sinful as hell!
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum was one of our favorite movies this year. It rules. But like all movies, it has sins, so we counted them.
They f*cking made a live-action remake of f*cking Aladdin because of course they did, those money-grubbing Disney dicks. They care only for money, and you assholes keep going to see these live-action remakes, so... they will literally never stop.
Planet Hulk was a proto-Ragnorak, but without the Goldblums and the Tessas and... really the awesomeness. Sins aplenty!
Here's a story that hasn't been told enough, A Christmas Carol. Thankfully, Robert Zemeckis and Jim Carrey are here to bring this little known tale to uncanny valley life.
We have been asked by a few people to sin this little indie film from the summer called Avengers: Endgame. And we had nothing else going on today, so we decided to cave to fan request for once. This movie was a crowd pleaser and currently stands as the highest grossing movie of all time. But it has plenty of sins, so buckle up, kids, let's go for a ride.
Toy Story 4 continues the franchise's trend of being unnecessary but awesome, like all Toy Story sequels before it. You probably loved it, and we did too. But it has sins, kids. It definitely has sins.
Men In Black: International is a movie that happened. You might have forgotten about it, as most people did. Because it was a forgettable movie with almost zero of the charm of the original, despite a solid cast. Sins galore!
Here is a movie that flat out didn't need to happen. It does not improve on the original, changes very little, and is an overall empty experience. Also it has sins.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is a modern classic. It's full of laughs and great gags, and everyone I know loves it. So we decided to list its sins, because it definitely has sins. And we hate good times and do our best to ruin them whenever we can.
Spider-Man: Far From Home, the follow-up to Homecoming, made plenty of money and is a pretty good time. It's not as good as Homecoming, and there are a LOT of things drones can do that you didn't realize drones could do. Oh, and sins like crazy.
You've Got Mail is a movie that lots of people love. I am not one of them. It's the worst. And no, it's not a Christmas movie either. But it IS a sinful movie, so we counted the sins.
Say hello to one of the best Christmas movies ever made, The Muppet Christmas Carol. It's cute, emotional, inspiring, and goofy. And it has sins, like all movies. So celebrate Christmas with SINS!!
It's A Wonderful Life is an all-time classic. It's fantastic in almost every way. But even fantastic movies have sins. So in the spirit of giving that comes with the holiday season, we're giving the film some sin-counting. And to anyone shocked we would sin a movie this beloved and revered... well, you must be new here.
The Grudge. It came after The Ring, but wasn't as good, though neither is really as good as the foreign original. Well, Sarah Michelle Gellar is here, and some other stuff happens. I think. Anyway, there's a new one for 2019 or 2020 and so we went back to the "original remake" looking for sins. And I'll be damned... we found some.
It: Chapter 2 didn't really stick the landing on the promise of the first one, but it's not terrible. It does have a lot of sins though.
Annihilation is Alex Garland's follow-up to the fantastic Ex Machina. Is it as good? Kinda. Is it more confusing? Kinda. Is it rad but weird? Completely. Does it have sins? Absolutely.
Hellboy. It's a comic-turned-movie franchise that wasn't necessarily in need of a reboot. But we got one. And god bless him, David Harbour gives it his all, and he's great. But the movie around him is awful. It's got sins like you wouldn't believe. Just... watch the video and you'll see.
This movie sucks. It's terrible, unfunny, and awful. We hate it. Additionally, it also has a bunch of sins, so we counted them.
With Robert Downey Junior's new Doolittle film opening, we decided to go back to the previous adaptation of this story, 1998's Dr. Doolittle, starring Eddie Murphy and a crap-ton of guest voices. Guess what? This movie is not good! So we counted the sins.
At this point you are either already on board with this film before it even comes out, or you're not. Guess where we stand. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw has sins galore.
What would happen if you took three separate TV episodes, a good animation department, an established franchise, and tried to make a movie with it? THIS! We counted the sins of Secret Life of Pets 2 so you wouldn't have to.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is the most Guillermo del Toro movie that Guillermo del Toro didn't direct. And like every horror movie these days, it's also got bullies and monsters and sins!
Joker. This movie made over a billion dollars. This movie is a certified box office bonanza. The critics didn't seem to dig it, but it's got pretty decent fan scores on some websites. The real question is... does it have sins? And you bet your ass it does. It really does.
The Departed is f*cking awesome. Great acting, great suspense. It rules!! But it's Oscar season, and The Departed won Best Picture, so it's kind of a theme pick. Anyway, here are the sins.
The Silence of the Lambs is an all-time classic! Anthony Hopkis gives one of the best performances in film history! But yeah, it's got some sins, like all movies. So we counted them.
Hey, straight up, this movie is terrible. Plenty of sins, sure, and we'll count them. But we wanted to give fair warning to anyone thinking about watching this. Alright, now onto the sins.
Quentin Tarantino is back with Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. It's got Brad Pitt, Leonardo, Margo Robbie, and Bruce Lee & Charles Manson (no, really). Most everyone liked it and it was up for Best Picture, but it still has sins. So we counted them.
The Boy is a recent-ish horror film that I guess did well enough, because there's a sequel coming out soon, which is why we decided to sin this movie. It's so sinful I've already forgotten most of it.
Did you know there was an animated Addams Family movie last year? Well, there was, and it was... not good. Full of sins. so we counted them, as usual.
This movie is just good enough to make you mad about how bad it is. For a half hour, it's ass-kicking fun, and then it goes and gets sentimental about the past and it all falls of the rails. Here are the sins of Terminator: Dark Fate.
Here we go again. Same cast, same setting, and a lot of the same jokes. It's not atrocious, but it didn't need to be made. And boy does it have sins!
Midsommar is a movie that some people loved, some other people loved even more, and then a whole lot of people didn't watch it because a friend told them it wasn't for them. We honestly don't care if you loved it or hated it... we just count the sins.
Constantine is a DC movie that... a lot of people forgot about. It's not bad. It's not amazing, but we know lots of people that love it. Still has sins, though.
Hey. You probably skipped this movie. This Teen Titans Go! To The Movies thing. But it was awesome, hilarious, and awesomely hilarious. You should watch it.
Doctor Sleep is the sequel to The Shining, and a lot of people really loved it. There's a lot of callbacks to the original, but also some really great performances. Oh, and sins.
This movie is weird. And not good. But not terrible. But not good. And all kinds of weird CGI moments. Mostly it's a strangely formulaic plot that brings it down. Oh, and the sins.
Knives Out, Rian Johnson's follow up to The Last Jedi, was a universal home run with critics, and a hit with audiences alike. Because it's f*cking rad.
With the new live-action Mulan approaching soon--er... indefinitely delayed... um... we thought we'd go looking for sins in the original animated Mulan. And while this movie is charming as hell, we still found some!
Date Night is a pretty funny movie you probably forgot. But it still has sins!!
It's been so long since The Avengers came out, you probably forgot how little Iron Man and Hulk it had in it. And boy does this movie have sins.
You probably forgot most of the third live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Like... did you remember the time travel? We didn't. Anyway, this movie has many sins, so we counted them for your pleasure.
Here's a fun animated movie that most people seemed to enjoy. So let's nitpick it for sins!!
Scott Pilgrim vs The World is pretty awesome. Well, it's definitely manic, and funny, and unlike anything you've ever seen. We like it. But it's got sins, my friends. So we counted them.
The Iron Giant is an incredible film. Gorgeous animation, heartfelt themes, solid voice acting. It's fantastic and you should all watch it.
They made a movie about that show about the upstairs/downstairs nature of rich British old-timey households! You bet your ass it has sins.
Jumanji: The Next Level. It's not as good as the last one, but it's got enough fun you'll probably have a good time. Just don't try counting the sins, or you'll go blind like we did.
Night At the Museum. A movie so stupid and crowd-pleasing they made a couple more of these things! Nothing about this movie makes any sense, and there are sins galore!
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Well here we are... we've come to the end of the Skywalker saga. And it's... pretty confusing. It's a blend of fan service, tying up loose ends, and giving the finger to The Last Jedi. And it has LOTS of sins. So we counted 'em.
This movie is f*cking terrible. We counted the sins of Catwoman and we regret it.
This movie is surprisingly bland, at times horrifying, and never really the comic adventure they seem to have been going for. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events ends up being just that... a series of unfortunate events... that are not fun to watch and are actually quite sinful. Thankfully for you... we counted all the sins so you can watch JUST that stuff here and now in one single video!
It's Spring, and everyone's thoughts are turning to scary things, costumes, candy, murder, and all things Halloween. Right? Anyway, here are the sins of Halloween, the 2018 remake. It's actually pretty lame, outside of a couple really cool moments. And it's got sins. And hell, we weren't going to sit on this until the real October came around.
28 Days Later is a pretty solid zombie flick that a lot of people missed because they confused it with that Sandra Bullock alcoholism movie. Anyway, it has sins, so we counted them.
Bad Boys for Life. It's a movie, and because the first two were so long ago and the second one was so terrible... everyone just collectively decided to like this new one. And they were wrong. Here are all the movie's sins.
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is the very-not-good sequel to the kind-of-fun original live-action Scooby Doo movie. It's cringe-worthy. And full of sins!
I forgot ALL ABOUT this movie. I bet a lot of you did too. Spies in Disguise has Will Smith and Tom Holland and... a bunch of sins!!
Birds of Prey is a pretty fun action romp, but for some reason, people stayed away from it in theaters. Regardless, it still has sins, as do all movies, so we did what we do when we do what we do.
Rush Hour is a movie we haven't sinned yet. Let's sin that! In honor of... um... summer action movies or something... we went looking for sins in the Jackie Chan Chris Tucker hit, Rush Hour. And boy, does it have sins.
Bloodshot is the last movie we saw in theaters. We saw it with our SinWeek attendee friends. And it was hilariously bad. So it was a privilege to count the sins of Bloodshot. An honor. Oh, who am I kidding? This movie sucks balls and is a slog to get through. But we did it anyway!
The BFG is a Spielberg movie!!! Bet lots of you forgot that, as I did. Anyway, it's not a bad little film, kind of generic at times. Oh, and full of sins.
Ever since we sinned the first two... many of you have been demanding we sin the third and final Back to the Future movie, Back to the Future III. And it's a pandemic, and no new movies have been released in a while, and we are looking for things to sin so we thought... hey, why not appease that group of folks clamoring for the sins of Back to the Future III? So we did it. Sue us.
Serenity is the film version of the TV show Firefly, which had a cult following enough in the early aughts to get a movie made, but today might have been able to use Twitter to get the show picked up by another outlet.
Sonic the Hedgehog is a movie. That's a fact, and it will be true forever. Is that movie any good? Ehhhh. Does the movie have sins? YES!!!
Uncut Gems was pretty well reviewed, got a lot of good buzz, and famously did NOT get Adam Sandler an Oscar nomination. But forget all that... how many sins does it have?
Angel Has Fallen is the third in the "has fallen" series, and each keeps getting progressively more insane. And more sinful. Gerard Butler likes making absurd, sinful movies.
The Call of the Wild is a pretty average film. Let's forget that the story has already been filmed before... this is just a bland retelling that doesn't bring anything new to the table EXCEPT Harrison Ford. And he's trying less here than he did during the "still in carbonite" scenes in Return of the Jedi.
The Hangover was such a big hit they ended up making THREE of them... they get progressively less and less funny. Anyway, we went looking for sins in the original and whoa daddy... are there sins?!?!
The Shawshank Redemption is one of the greatest movies of all time! Listen, we don't sin movies because we hate movies, you should know this by now. We sin movies because it's fun, and it's just as much fun to sin awesome movies as it is to sin terrible ones. Have an apple; take life less seriously.
Alien 3 is... not a good movie. It's what happens when you hire a young genius director and then constantly mess with production. Anyway, there are aliens, Ripley, and of course... there are sins.
Extraction is a Netflix film, and stars Chris Hemsworth, and it has an INCREDIBLE "one-shot" action sequence in it. But outside of that, it's kind of just okay. And it has plenty of sins!
Robots is a 2005 animated film from the team behind the Ice Age movies. The Ice Age movies are way better than this one, which is just a bunch of lazy puns. Oh well, here are the sins of Robots.
The Princess Bride is one of the greatest movies ever made, full stop. We still sinned it, because that's sort of what we do, and we've been doing it for, like, 8 years now. Not sure why you're surprised.
The Invisible Man (2019) is freaking awesome. Creepy, intelligent, modern... what more do you want?
Jonah Hex is a... (checks notes)... DC Comics property?!?! Well, anyway, the movie is pretty terrible. We counted the sins because it's a pandemic and we're f*cking bored, dude.
This movie is not good. It's bad. It's a bad kind of not good. AND what's more... it has TONS of sins! So we counted them.
Cabin Fever put Eli Roth on the map. It feels like a slasher, but ultimately it's a virus thingie. Kind of a zombie hybrid. But I digress... The film has plenty of sins, as most movies do, so we counted them.
The Fugitive is an all time classic. We love this movie. But man... a lot of bullsh*t goes on. A lot. Some of it is sinful. Here are the sins of The Fugitive.
Hustlers is a pretty good movie. It has strippers, J-Lo, Julia Stiles, and stealing! It's also got sins, so we counted them. Like we do.
Live Free or Die Hard is the first Die Hard film to NOT be rated R. And it shows. There's a lot of mumbo jumbo about hacking, a pretty ridiculous car-vs-helicopter scene, and Justin Long. Oh, and it's got sins. Lots of 'em.
I think this movie came out in 2020, but it still feels like it came out years ago. That's how long 2020 has been! But Scoob is an animated Scooby Doo adventure that has a few laughs, and even more sins!
The Hitman's Bodyguard is a movie that you can enjoy. We won't stop you. The two leads are charming and have good chemistry. But the plot is a mess. And it has lots of sins!
Fantasy Island is a horror movie that makes no sense. Like, no sense. But it has jump scares and pretty people. So you might enjoy it. Oh, it also has sins... lots of them.
Big is a classic comedy film and one of Tom Hanks' most famous performances. We love it. But it still has sins, so we were compelled to count them.
Batman vs TMNT! Batman AND the teenage mutant ninja turtles?!?! Yes, this is a real movie, and yes, it has sins. So we counted them.
Murder Mystery is another in the line of Adam Sandler Netflix movies. And at this point, you are either on board and you enjoy them, or you don't even bother with them. But for both kinds of people... we watched it for you and counted all its sins.
Rio 2 is a real movie you probably forgot existed. But yes, they did make a sequel. Something about the rain forest, I don't know... I forgot it already. But it was sinful as hell!
Enemy of the State is a movie that is WAY ahead of its time, but also objectively bonkers. It begins as a warning about government surveillance, but ends in a basic shootout. This movie is watchable as hell, but it has sins like crazy!
Ice Age: The Meltdown is actually the SECOND movie in the series, which is weird because it feels like the fourth or fifth. Regardless, this has f*cking Scrat and tons of sins.
Chicken Little is an animated movie that almost all of us forgot even happened. BUT... it has sins. So we counted 'em
The Book of Eli is a post-apocalyptic movie about the search for The Bible. Denzel Washington stars and Gary Oldman is the villain, and it's SUPER watchable and fun. But it does have sins! So we counted them.
They are still making Anabelle movies. And Anabelle Comes Home is the third one. And it has LOTS of sins. Such sins.
Hercules is the Disney movie that time forgot. It's in between the good ones and the not-as-good ones... but it's pretty good! memorable songs, fun villain. Oh, and plenty of sins.
Jennifer's Body is considered a cult classic by many in the horror-loving community. And we aren't going to argue with them about that. We actually only care about one thing: does the movie have sins. In this case, as in all cases, the answer is yes!
Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton stop-motion animation film that tries to recaptures the magic of The Nightmare before Christmas. It doesn't really succeed. There are charming moments, but LOTS of sins.
Ad Astra. This movie is not everyone's cup of tea. It has some really good stuff, but it's also overlong, over-narrated, and a little too heady. Oh, and the sins. Gobs of 'em.
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Okay, I'm gonna stop there. Here's a '90s horror movie with an upcoming remake. It has scares, bees, and sins. so we counted... the sins. We don't count bees around here.
Air Force One is a '90s action movie that sees President Harrison Ford square off against Gary Oldman and Russian bad guys that have taken over the plane. It's fine. You'll enjoy it. But it has every bit as many sins as you think it does.
Saw V! Holy sh*t there's so many of these things! Why do they keep making them more and more convoluted and confusing?! Anyway, Saw V has sins, yo.
Trolls 2: World Tour is a real movie that happened. And it's freaking bonkers, baby. Most of you probably didn't even realize this movie existed, but it does and we have counted the sins.
Coraline is creepy, endearing, original, and fun. BUT it still has sins! So we counted them.
Bram Stoker's Dracula is definitely a movie. A movie that swings for the fences. It's something, that's for sure. We counted the sins, because that's what we do, but boy howdy is this thing... something.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a movie that should be fun. Or funny. Or charming. Or winky. But it's none of those things. It's basically a straight vampire action film that just happens to have a famous president in it. It's weird, man. Oh, and sinful as all hell.
Lethal Weapon is an all-time classic action film and a pioneer in the buddy-cop genre. But, like all movies, it has sins, and today is the day we decided to count them.
The Polar Express is based on a beloved children's book and serves as the first fully-motion-captured animated film. And it has a LARGE uncanny valley. And sins. Lots of sins.
Crank is one of the most bonkers movies ever made. It's relentless, energetic, and a little bit dated, honestly. And it has loads of sins! So we counted them.
The Simpsons Movie was long overdue when it came out, but generally delivered the laughs for most fans, and enough box office for Fox to eventually be sold to Disney. Oh, and it had sins, man. Lots of sins.
Here's a Shrek spinoff that never should have happened. Humpty's plan makes no sense, and this is a one-note character. Oh, also there are sins.
The Croods is an animated film from 2013 about a prehistoric family that is somehow part Ice Age, part Bug's Life, and part Nicholas Cage. And FULL of sins. And THEY MADE A SEQUEL?!?!
Animal Crackers, a Netflix film, is a movie whose story we have followed for a long time on our podcast, having interviewed co-director, Scott Sava, twice about the journey of making this film.
Man, I forgot Over The Hedge even existed!!! And it's not a terrible movie. It's no Pixar, but it's got fun and funny moments. AND Bruce Willis! And sins... so many sins.
Speed is an action classic from the mid-'90s. good concept, good execution, charming actors... we LOVE it. And it cemented Keanu Reeves as a star. But you know that movie still has sins, right? So we counted them up, as we do. Enjoy!
Dolittle is a movie that didn't need to be made--we've got a few of these already. And even with the star power of Robert Downey Junior, this movie has no magic, no charm. It's unfunny, confusing, and kind of boring. And it also has lots of sins.
Ocean's 12, the sequel to Ocean's 11, goes to Europe. And it's not as clever, it's a little more cheeky, and ultimately it's probably the worst of the trilogy. So we counted its sins, yo, because that's what we do.
You guys thought we wouldn't sin this, but we did! And boy are we glad we did, because this is OHMYGODTERRIBLEHOLYSH*TAWFULHOWTHEF*CKDIDITGETMADE bad. It's bad. Bad bad bad. And full of sins!!
Jingle All the Way is a holiday classic for people with no taste. It's a bad movie. I don't care what your friend or favorite music producer says. It's lame. And full of sins!
We did NOT?!?! Why, yes... we did. Raiders of the Lost Ark has sins just like any other movie, and so, yeah, we did. We counted them sins up. That's what we do!! We are both sorry and not sorry.
The Grinch. The animated retelling/reboot/origin-story of the Grinch character. It's quite something. I hear it made decent money and many folks loved it, and I think that's pretty cute. This thing is full of sins and we're gonna count 'em, dammit, cause that's what we do!
The New Mutants took forever to finally come out, and then did so during a pandemic. And hey... there's more to like about this movie than I expected. But it's got sins galore!
The Old Guard is about superheroes. Or gods. Or some such. I barely paid attention, but a sh*t-ton of people watched this movie and plenty of them enjoyed it. We just counted sins, like the emotionless robots that we are.
Disney continues their quest to live-action every single animated movie they've ever made, with this dull and boring Mulan movie. The magic is missing here, folks, and it's not just because there's no Mushu. And we count the sins to prove why.
Horrible Bosses was a surprise hit at the box office, enough to spawn a sequel that some believe is even funnier than the original. Regardless... this thing has sins like crazy! So we counted them.
A beloved children's book. An acclaimed director. What could go wrong? Where the Wild Things Are suffers from bloat first and foremost. But also it has lots of sins! And that's what we do here: we count sins!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a fun movie that is not great, and ultimately will be more remembered for breaking up a Hollywood couple than for anything contained inside the film itself. Oh, and it has sins. So we counted them.
Yes they DID make a second Happy Feet movie, and it's okay. If you like that sort of thing. I'm not here to judge movie quality, I'm here to count sins.
DC's animated division has been cranking out films for years, and most of them are better than the live action DC films. Is Batman: Assault on Arkham one of them? Who cares?! It has sins and that's why you're here.
Ready or Not was a pleasant surprise in 2019. This movie rocks! But it's not perfect, and it definitely has sins. So let's get to it.
Guess what day it is! GUESS what DAY it IS!!! No, it's not Hump Day. It's GROUNDHOG DAY!! So we went looking for sins in the movie Groundhog Day. Seemed like a good idea.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame is an animated Disney film based on a classic piece of literature. And the movie's just okay. It's kind of a mess, really. And DAMN does it have sins! So we counted them.
500 Days of Summer is a cute movie about a doomed relationship. That is, until you start looking for sins. Then you find all kinds of issues--like THE TITLE!!
The Phantom of the Opera is certainly a movie. And there is "singing" at times. The plot is pretty darn confusing. I guess people love the original stage show and music so much they don't care. But we care! We count sins, dammit!
Friday is a '90s comedy classic!! It's awesome. But it still has plenty of sins, so we went to work.
Tenet has sins, then it has reverse sins, and... f*ck this movie is confusing. We did our best to sin it, though. :)
Donnie Darko is unique, captivating, and eminently discuss-able. We love it. Doesn't mean it doesn't have sins though!
This f*cking movie.
With Coming to America 2 on the way, we thought it was time to go back and search the original for sins. Found a bunch!!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is a bad movie. It's every bit as bad as you've heard, yet somehow still worse than that. You just can't believe how bad it is. So naturally it has a lot of sins.
Last Action Hero is known as a relative flop, commercially and critically, but the movie's actually pretty fun. Far from perfect though... and FULL of sins.
Superman III is just not good. I'm sorry. The first two are great. This one is just not great. I'm sorry if you are only just now finding out. Oh, and it has sins, too.
Office Space is an all-time classic and one of the most quotable movies ever. Still has sins.
Deja Vu is utterly preposterous and yet completely watchable fun. Sins like crazy though.
Before the Snyder Cut... there was Legend of the Guardians: the Owls of Ga'Hoole, an animated adventure that is pretty confusing but not terrible. Shoot... I don't review movies; I count sins. And I did that, so here we go.
Galaxy Quest is so good it hurts. It's one of the best Star Trek movies ever made. It's hilarious. We love it. Still has sins.
Napoleon Dynamite was a surprise hit and still has devoted fans to this day. We thought we'd piss those fans off by counting its sins. So we did.
The Mighty Ducks sure is a movie that people love. It had a couple sequels and is now back as a Disney+ TV show. Despite all that, the original movie is kind of enjoyably terrible. Cute kids, but that's about it. And sins galore.
Prince of Persia is a movie based on a video game, so right out of the gate you should lower your expectations. Then... lower them some more. We counted all the sins so you don't have to.
Enchanted is a crowd-pleasing Disney musical about a cartoon princess who gets banished by the evil lady to our real, non-cartoon world. It's enjoyable enough, as long as you don't pay much attention to all the sins.
Speed Racer is beloved by some, derided by others. So we put the sin hat on and went digging.
Alien vs. Predator is what happens when you team up two beloved sci-fi creatures in the most boring way possible. It's terrible. And it has sins to spare.
We decided to sin Harold & Kumar go to White Castle because of 4/20... a date that has no particular special meaning at all. Anyway, movie's got sins, yo.
Pixar's Soul was well-received and it's pretty creative and charming. But it has sins just like any other movie, so we counted 'em.
Wonder Woman 1984. Or, if you prefer, WW84. It was certainly a movie. A movie that happened. Many of you saw it. Let's just say it isn't exactly great. And it's got sins like you wouldn't believe.
Jerry Maguire is full of now-iconic lines and moments and we pretty much love it. But we had to do our job, so we counted the sins.
Resident Evil: Afterlife is the... wait... how many of these things did they make?! Anyway, this is another one of them, and it has sins, like all the rest of them.
A Scanner Darkly is one of Richard Linklater's two rotoscoped films. Some people love it. It's pretty weird, though. Oh, and it has sins and stuff.
Saw VI is--holy sh*t how many of these things are there?! This is one of them, and there are torture puzzle things and weird reveals that make no sense. And sins, of course. Can't forget about the sins.
10 Things I Hate About You was pretty well-received when it came out. And I'm sure lots of folks still love it. It's charming... I get it. But it has sins, man. So many sins.
Isle of Dogs is a movie that many people love and many people scratch their heads at. It's got lots of dogs, though, and that's good. But it also has sins. That's bad.
Prince Caspian is one of them there Narnia movies. And I'll be honest with you: it's not very good. But it does have sins, and checking out those is always fun!
101 Dalmations is a Disney animated classic. There's been a live-action remake with Glenn Close, and now we're getting Cruella with Emma Stone. Seemed like a good time to go sin-diving in the original. So we did.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie, is not really too much like the later TV show you probably know. It goes for a very specific tone... and doesn't really stick the landing. The sins are pretty in-your-face in this one.
Brother Bear is a Disney animated film about a boy who turns into a bear. It's terrible, but people like it. Whatever, there's no shame in enjoying a terrible movie. But terrible movies have the most sins, FYI.
Heavy Metal is certainly a movie. You might have been unaware of it, or forgotten it, but boy howdy does it have sins.
Judge Dredd is an absolutely awful comic book movie from the '90s that you would be forgiven for forgetting or never even watching in the first place. The sins! My God, the sins!!
With the US Open golf tournament upon us... "why not sin a golf movie?" we thought. And so we did. And it's Happy Gilmore, an early zany-era Adam Sandler movie that is stupid and funny and sinful as hell.
Angry Birds 2 happened. We can't any of us undo it or take it back. It's a stain on humanity's legacy forever. Because Angry Birds 2 SUUUUUUUUCKS!!
Yes, they made more of these "museum exhibits come to life" movies. This one is Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. Which is weird, because the Smithsonian is, like, more than a dozen different museums and not just one centralized thing like the movie suggests. Also, there are so many sins here you won't believe it!!!
Raya and the Last Dragon has a lot of cool elements and interesting ideas. It's definitely a Disney movie. Oh well, it's got plenty of sins.
Godzilla vs. Kong is a movie. It happened. You saw it. Most of us saw it. Kong grew ten times his height, got tranq'd on a ship, went to super middle earth... Jesus, this movie is kind of weird!
Epic is an animated movie with Beyonce in it that somehow got lost to time. It's not amazing. It's not terrible. But it didn't deserve to get forgotten. Anyway, we counted the sins.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a classic. It's great. Gene Wilder gives a career performance, the songs are fun, but hey... this movie still has sins!
Cloud Atlas is an unfilmable book, so of course someone filmed it. And it's beautiful and aspirational and messy and disjointed and... well... some folks think it's a masterpiece. We just counted the sins, man.
With the new Space Jam movie upon us soon, it's time folks. It's finally time to go back to the original that so many of you love so much and find all the sins. We're gonna slam dunk this thing.
Wedding Crashers was a huge hit and continues to be popular today. It maybe didn't age very well, but what from this era did? Here are all the sins we found in Wedding Crashers.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation is certainly a movie that happened. Pretty sure Bruce Willis is even in it. Oy. Anyway, we counted the sins, like we do. This video has outtakes at the end again because we finished it a few weeks ago (before we started separating the outtakes).
Lady in the Water is just awful. It's just a bunch of talky nonsense followed by more talky nonsense and sometimes someone jumps in a pool. It's got loads of sins.
Horton Hears A Who is not a terrible movie. It's not amazing, but it's fun. But it also has sins.
Mortal Kombat is a violent ode to the video game that inspired it. And, hey, we like violence. It's just hard to enjoy it when there are so many sins.
With the new The Suicide Squad upon us, we turned to the animated Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay to look for sins. And we found some--aren't you surprised?!
Tron was a pretty revolutionary movie for its time, and even if the graphics are dated, the themes are still solid. Got lots of sins though.
Tom & Jerry is a movie that happened, despite common sense. It is predictably bad and SUPER sinful. So we counted them sh*ts.
X-Files: Fight the Future is the first of two X-Files films... I think. I honestly can never remember which one is which. Anyway, this has sins, so we counted them.
Under Siege is an action film with LOTS of sins. My God, the sins.
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2 takes all the cleverness & originality of the first one and throws it out the window! It's not anywhere near as good. You're probably only here for the sins anyway. And there are many.
The Hangover Part II certainly is a movie. Unfortunately, it's the same movie as the original Hangover... only less funny. And more sinful.
Pretty Woman is a Richard Gere & Julia Roberts classic! Does it hold up? Eh. I'll tell you this much: it's got sins. Lots of 'em.
Ocean's Thirteen is the movie they made to make up for Ocean's Twelve. I guess they... succeeded? Shrug. Got sins like crazy, of course.
The Croods 2: A New Age continues to saga of the Croods that--oh, who am I kidding? I don't remember the first one at all. But this one is alright. Not bad. Still has sins.
Diamonds are Forever is one of them there James Bond movies. Sean Connery this time. Guns, sexy time, silly code names. You know... James Bond! Oh, and sins too!
Gamer is a movie about video gamers controlling real people, or something like that. It's a confusing mess of average action. Sins out the wazoo.
A View To A Kill. Honestly a lot of these Bond movies are starting to run together for me. Pretty sure there's a pretty girl in this one, and a fancy spy gadget. Oh, and sins. Lots of sins.
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. Oy, now the hitman has a wife that needs a bodyguard too! The first one was kind of a surprise, enjoyable but not amazing. This one does what a lot of unnecessary sequels does and just sins all over the place.
James Bond has a Licence to Kill, even though he spells License wrong. That's a sin right in the movie's TITLE!
Justice League was a movie. But now we have Zack Snyder's Justice League, in which we are treated to his original 4-hour 6-part version of the film. It's pretty different, so we went counting sins again.
Zack Snyder's Justice League is so long we had to split the sins video into two parts. This is that second part. On with the sins!!
I guess they keep making new Addams Family movies, so we went looking for sins in the live-action sequel from... Jesus, a long time ago. It's got lots of sins.
Die Another Day might be one of the most ridiculous Bond movies ever, and that's saying something. Anyway, like the rest, there's lots of sins.
Interview with the Vampire is not your average vampire movie. Well, actually, it's pretty average. It's brooding and sinful.
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It is the... wait, how many Conjuring movies have there been?! Feels like a lot. Oh well, this is one of them. And it has lots of sins.
Halloween II. Well, the original Halloween II. Let's be honest, there are a lot of these freaking movies. This is the very second one ever. And it has gobs of sins, let me tell you.
Dune is one of the most beloved science fiction novels of all time. It was adapted for film in 1984 and, well, it's just not all that great. But now Denis Villeneuve has remade it, so we figured it was time to finally comb through the original for sins.
Fantastic Mr. Fox is just damn delightful. We love it. But we still have a job to do here, so we sinned it.
Rocky Horror Picture Show is the true definition of a cult classic. Beloved by many, bewildering to others, but an undeniable classic. As with all movies, it has sins.
A Quiet Place Part II is really good. It's quite good, much like the first one. But quality doesn't determine a movie's sin count.
Black Widow finally got her own movie, and it's pretty awesome. Still has sins though.
Space Jam is beloved by '90s kids who have bad taste. It's not very good. So the sequel had a very low bar to clear... and it still failed. This is some sinny sh*t!!
Free Guy was a pretty delightful surprise in the hellscape that was 2021. But it still has sins, so we counted 'em.
Rounders is a movie that a lot of people love, especially poker players. It's certainly compelling. And sinful. So sinful.
With the new Ghostbusters: Afterlife movie upon us, you bet your bippy we went and looked for sins in the original Ghostbusters film.
In The Heights was a successful Broadway show and now it's a movie. A movie with sins. Singable sins.
Resident Evil: Retribution sure is a movie they made. About some stuff. It's all very confusing at this point, which is probably why they are rebooting the series. Anywho... onto the sins.
Luca is a Pixar movie you may not have even realized came out this year, because it basically went straight to Disney+. Anywho, we got sins for you!
Cruella is a wild, messy good time. With sins all over the place.
Boss Baby did so well they went ahead and made a second one and it is predictably terrible. You're welcome, moviegoers. Anyway, we counted the sins of Boss Baby: Family Business because it is our damn job.
With Spielberg's new version of West Side Story upon us, it was time for us to go sin hunting in the original. And we found a LOT!
F9. This freaking movie. Jesus.
The Suicide Squad is pretty great. We enjoyed it. Doesn't mean it's free of sin though.
The Santa Clause, the first one, was a pleasant if harmlessly fun Christmas movie. The sequel, however, is just atrocious. It's so bad. You won't even believe how bad this movie is.
Yo, Jungle Cruise is a terrible movie that blatantly steals from 5-10 previous and much better movies, offering up not a single original idea throughout. Oh, and it has a lot of sins.
For years you've been asking for it, and now we've finally caved and done it: the sins of A Christmas Story, an all-timer Christmas movie classic. But as you know, no movie is without sin...
Meet the Robinsons is an okay little animated family film that I honestly forgot about. Anyway, it has sins, as all movies do, so we counted 'em.
The first Escape Room was kind of fun. Escape Room: Tournament of Champions veers hard into bonkers territory. It's got sins, y'all.
The Breakfast Club is an all-time classic '80s film, and we are long overdue to go inspecting it for sins. So... we did. Found some!
Old is a movie about a beach that ages people rapidly because of some kind of funky voodoo rock formation or some crap. I don't remember. I just remember the sins.
Bridesmaids was a big hit and is pretty funny. That being said, there are plenty of sins in this thing. So we counted them.
Nobody is like The Equalizer or Taken, but a lot more fun. Still sinful.
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is a pretty fun time. Most MCU movies are a pretty fun time. But fun does not hide sin.
The Princess Diaries is not as good as your nostalgia tells you it is. But it's fine. Harmless little film... FULL OF SINS!!!
Venom: Let There Be Carnage is a whole lot of something. Seems like if you liked the first movie you will like this movie. But it does have sins, yo.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop sucks. It's not very funny and it's kind of lazy. Oh, and it has sins!
The Mask is definitely a Jim Carrey movie. It has its fans, but I'm not sure why. It's full of sinful stuff.
Greenland is a movie that is technically about Greenland, but it's really more about OMG ASTEROID. I think. I don't remember. What I DO remember is the sins.
50 First Dates is a movie with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore and she forgets stuff. I wish I could forget this movie's sins, but they will haunt me.
The Wedding Singer is considered one of the better Sandler movies. Eh. It's alright. Here are all the sins we found.
I know what you're thinking. Why the hell did they make a sequel to Don't Breathe? And why the hell did they make the SUPER EVIL BASTARD from the first movie the protagonist of Don't Breathe 2?! Well I have no damn clue. This thing is a huge mess. Here are its sins.
Punisher: War Zone. I bet you forgot all about this movie, and its sins. But CinemaSins never forgets.
Dune is awesome in many, many ways... but not in the "finishing the story" kind of way. Cliffhangers in movie's aren't always fun. But anyway, let's talk about the sins, because Dune has many!
Batman: The Long Halloween Part 1. Yep. They made this a two-parter. Let's just be honest here, the source material is an all.-time classic, but the translation to animated film didn't go so well. Lots and lots of sins.
Batman: The Long Halloween Part 2 is somehow an even bigger letdown than Part 1. Oh well, at least Batman's in it.
The Green Knight is spooky and ethereal and visually stunning. But it still has sins, yo. So we counted 'em.
You may find it hard to believe, but there was a new Bond movie, like, a handful of months ago. Wild. We live in times that both fly and crawl by. Anyway, enough philosophical crap, let's count some sins!
The Forever Purge is a movie that--they're still making these things?!?!?
Encanto is pretty enjoyable with some catchy music and unique characters. But like we always say... no movie is without sin.
Here is an animated penguin movie that I forgot existed. But exist it does! As do its sins, and there are many!
Here is a movie. It is an okay movie. I barely remember watching it, so of course I am going to just go about my business of finding sins.
Romancing the Stone is an '80s classic adventure film. It's got exotic locations, charming characters, and a heaping spoonful of silliness. Oh, and lots of sins.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife seems to have been a general crowd-pleaser. I guess. Plays all the hits, at least. And all the sins.
Knight and Day didn't get a great reception overall when it was released, but it's kinda fun here and there, even though it is LOADED with sins.
Red Notice is a lot of flash and noise and style and sadly very little substance or even logic. But hey, everyone in the entire world watched it, so... it's got that going for it. Tons of sins though.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was a huge hit in the United States and around the world. It combines martial arts, swordplay, political intrigue, hidden emotions, and also a BUNCH of freaking sins, man. LOTS!
Eternals is an interesting MCU film, and a little divisive. Some loved it, some hated it. But here's the thing... it does have sins, which is really all we care about here.
Prince of Egypt is an all-time classic animated film with incredible music and plenty of sins. So there.
Pineapple Express is a pretty good time, unless weed comedy offends you. It's not amazing. It's not breaking any new ground. But it's fun. And it has a bunch of sins.
Pig. It's a Nic Cage movie that is also about a pig. And food. And other stuff. And sins!
The Matrix Resurrections was highly anticipated and I think some people love it, but they don't live here. I can only see the sins.
Draft Day is a movie about the NFL draft that is silly, ridiculous, and kind of enjoyable. That's a recipe for sins!
Spider-Man: No Way Home made so much money it's hard to even fathom. People got to see three beloved superhero characters on screen together and that was enough for most people., Not us. We saw the sins within.
The Peanuts Movie ended up being pretty charming when it could easily have been terrible. Anyway, about those sins...
The King's Man is another entry in the flashy action franchise and... yeah, it's okay. I was mostly counting the sins, though, I'll be honest.
The NeverEnding Story is an '80s classic adventure fantasy that works really well when you are a small child. If you are an adult, you will definitely see the sins.
West Side Story is at once not really necessary and kind of awesome. Spielberg at his finest, yada yada, we get it... still gotta go sin hunting.
Wild Wild West was a big-budget adaptation of an old TV show, and on the heels of Will Smith's success with Men in Black, had a lot of expectations... and most everyone was incredibly let down. Oh, and this movie has sins, too.
Gee, wonder why we're sinning the original Top Gun movie... just can't put my finger on it. Anyway, Top Gun solidified Tom Cruise as a superstar and it has hella sins.
Uncharted is a movie based on a video game. It stars Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg and it's not very good and full of lots of stupid sins.
Ron's Gone Wrong is a pretty fun family film about a robot best friend that starts malfunctioning. But even pretty fun films have sins!
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. DOOOOM! A lot of people say this is the weakest Indiana Jones movie, and those people are correct, but it's still kind of rad. Oh, and there are sins, of course.
Dinosaur is a weird little movie. It's trying to do something new with animation but it's also still a Disney film. It's weird. Sinful and weird.
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (The One With The Whales) is an awesome movie that has time travel and whales and questionable ordering at an Italian restaurant... it's got it all! And sins too!
Click is Adam Sandler doing It's A Wonderful Life basically. If that sounds good to you, then you and I have different taste in movies.
The Batman! A 10 hour superhero movie where it rains all the time and it's awesome. Oh, and it has sins too. Duh.
The Mitchells vs The Machines is a really fun family animated adventure. That doesn't mean it has no sins though.
Moonfall is a ridiculous disaster movie that, I guess, some people watched at one point. Maybe. Boy does it have sins.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice is a movie with a sorcerer... and... an apprentice. It's pretty easy to forget to be honest. But we still counted the sins.
Morbius. The movie so bad they released it twice. You've seen the jokes. You've enjoyed the memes. Now... experience the sins.
Scream, the 2022 one, AKA Scream 5 or even Scr5am. Call it whatever the hell you want to call it. Thing still has sins.
Turning Red is a Pixar movie about... well... turning into a giant red panda. Let's leave it at that. Oh, but we will still count the sins.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind is an absolute all-time Spielberg classic. It rules. Sadly, even movies that rule have sins, so we did the thing.
The Adam Project is a fun little family adventure film with Ryan Reynolds. It's not quite Free Guy, but it's harmless fun. Oh, and it has some sins.
You probably forgot about the movie Shark Tale. But we didn't. It's sinful!
Did you know they made a sequel to Peter Rabbit? Yeah, they totally did. Weird. Anyway, we counted its sins.
Unstoppable is just another solid Denzel/Tony-Scott movie. Loosely based on a true story, this movie about stopping a runaway train still has its sins. So we counted them.
Source Code is freaking awesome. This movie rules. It's a little confusing sometimes, and it definitely has sins, but it rules.
Predator is a long-running sci-fi franchise. With the new prequel, Prey, now out, we decided to go looking for sins in the original sequel, Predator 2. And, oh my god, are there sins!
Sing 2. Yes. They actually made a sequel, and yes... it's not very good. And it has sins--singing sins!!
The Hangover III is bad. It's just bad. It's not funny and it shouldn't exist. Oh, and it has sins.
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore is the third movie in one of the least entertaining film series of all time. So, fine... we counted its sins.
True Lies is a big action adventure from the '90s that has dancing, harrier jets, fake art, and some marital issues. Oh, and sins. Lots and lots of sins.
Tom Cruise made two movies in the aughts with Steven Spielberg and they're both pretty good. War of the Worlds is a pretty decent little road trip plus aliens movie, but it still has some sins.
Clueless is an absolute classic of a romantic comedy from the '90s. It's quotable as hell and really funny. BUT... it still has sins. So...
The Karate Kid is an '80s classic! But boy, oh boy, does it have sins.
With a new Pinocchio on the way soon, we went back to the classic Disney original, and this movie is insane. And sinful!
Jeepers Creepers is a decent little creature feature that has spawned two sequels. It's got plenty of sins on its own though.
Death on the Nile is not as good as Murder on the Orient Express. It's kind of confusing at times. Oh, and don't forget about the sins!
The Bob's Burgers Movie is a movie version of the Bob's Burgers TV show. If you love the show, you'll probably enjoy the movie. But if you're us, we only see the sins.
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa is the second film in the animated zoo animal franchise, but honestly they all kind of run together. And they all have lots of sins.
Spy is an action-ish comedy about an office worker getting to be a spy in the field. It's alright. Except for the sins, obviously.
Star Trek V sure is a movie. It's got a couple good lines, I guess. But boy, does it sin!
Classic Nic Cage sins today with Vampire's Kiss, kicking off our October full of horror sins. This movie is weird!!!
Final Destination is a film that spawned many sequels. Death really doesn't like to be cheated. Anyway, there are more sins than you probably expected.
Halloween Kills is a movie. It is not as good as the one before it. But there's another one coming anyway. So, here are the sins and stuff.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is a musical horror film from Tim Burton. Some people really love it. It's weird. It's got sins.
Here's Frozen done today with our modern approach. Hope you enjoy.
Jurassic World: Dominion sure is a movie. It's a movie we could have done without. And now, to remind you of why, here are all of its sins.
Edward Scissorhands is a classic Tim Burton film with vivid imagery, quirky humor, and sins.
Thor: Love and Thunder came and went and it seems like most folks were like, "eh, okay" about it. And now that we've watched it for sinning purposes, we understand why.
After Bad Moms, someone with money said, "Let's make another one, only at Christmas," and so they did. We wish they hadn't. Here are the sins of A Bad Moms Christmas.
Grease is a musical about adults pretending to be teenagers in the 50s. Lots of people love it, despite its many sins.
For our 1,000th CinemaSins video we decided to go big and sin Everything Everywhere All At Once... in a style appropriate for such a film. We hope you enjoy it, and thanks for watching all these years!
Bullet Train is an action movie about a bullet train. There's lots of violence and stuff. And Brad Pitt. Oh, and sins!
Speed 2 is like Speed, only there's no Keanu Reeves and it sucks really bad. Not even unhinged-Willem-Dafoe can safe it. Anyway, we counted the sins. There were many.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence is a Kubrick film directed by Spielberg. It has eleven endings.
House Party is an absolute classic 1990 movie that spawned several sequels. Our version of a house party is going looking for sins.
Sausage Party should have been so much better. But it's not. Here are its sins.
Star Trek Generations was supposed to bridge the original cast and the Next Generation cast by having Picard and Kirk in action together. But it turned out really boring and silly. And full of sins.
Need for Speed is a poor imitation of the Fast & Furious movies, but it has pretty people and rad cars in it, so...
2022 saw the release of TWO new Pinocchio movies. This is the "live-action" one. It's got lots of sins.
Prey is the best Predator sequel ever made, though that wasn't a super high bar to clear. Anyway, despite the awesomeness, there are still sins. So we counted them.
Magic Mike XXL is the second movie in what is now a Magic Mike trilogy with the release of Magic Mike's Last Dance. And yes, these movies have LOTS and lots of sins.
Don't Worry Darling sure got a lot of press leading up to its release, but ultimately the movie is kind of just okay. Anyway, the sins were always gonna be there, so we went digging.
Black Adam was not the juggernaut at the box office that many were hoping for. And if you watch the movie, you will see why. And you will see it's many sins as well.
Flushed Away is a movie that many folks have forgotten about, largely because it got overshadowed by a better and more popular animated rat movie. But it's an enjoyable little film... that happens to have sins.
Nope is Jordan Peele's third film, and in this one he takes on aliens. It is very unpredictable, except for the fact that it has sins.
Creed II, the second Michael B. Jordan film in the Rocky franchise, is pretty darn good. Since the third one is coming out soon, we thought we'd go count the sins of part 2.
Creed III is in theaters, so we went back to the movie that started it all, the original Rocky. It has sins, my friends.
Smile was the surprise horror hit of 2022. It's creepy and sinful.
Old School is probably considered a classic at this point. It's got a lot of funny people in it, I suppose. Anyway, here are its sins.
Unforgiven is an absolute classic modern western and some of Clint Eastwood's finest work. So we went looking for sins, of course. It's literally our job.
The Green Hornet is a movie that was not very good. And it was weird. And so we collectively agreed to forget it. Here are its sins.
Wrath of Man is a Guy Ritchie caper starring Jason Statham. It's not bad. It has some juicy sins though.
Bodies, Bodies, Bodies is a horror movie... kind of. It's also a commentary on influencer culture. It's also full of sins.
X is a movie about what happens when you decide to shoot a porno but then a horror movie breaks out. It's pretty great. But it still has sins. So we counted them.
In honor of the new Dungeons & Dragons movie, we went looking for sins in the 2000 version, and holy crap were there a lot of sins!!
Ratchet & Clank is a video game but surprisingly it's also a movie. Who knew? It's got sins, of course, so we did our thing.
Strange World is a 2022 Disney animated adventure about explorers who live on a turtle. Or something like that. It's got sins, is the main point.
The Invitation is a horror film about why you should never take DNA tests. Also it has sins, yo, and you are invited to count them with us.
Glass Onion is the much loved follow-up to Knives Out. It's really good. But even good movies have sins, as you know.
With a new Evil Dead movie upon us, we decided to go looking for sins in the 2013 Evil Dead reboot/remake/thing. Found some!
Dude Where's My Car? is a stoner film that you might remember being funny, and that's adorable. Here are its sins.
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish somehow turned out great. It's one of the most charming and best reviewed movies of all of 2022. And THAT ALONE... is sinful!
Barbarian is a pretty unique movie about a creepy rental house and some even creepier people. But if you look hard enough, you sill see the sins.
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is the follow up to the smash hit original Black Panther film. It has some great action and deep emotion... and a heaping pile of sins.
Kubo and the Two Strings is a pretty freaking awesome movie that, sadly, has avoided being seen by many mainstream movie fans. But perhaps in counting its sins we can expose some other people to the film who might go on to watch it.
M3gan is a horror movie about an AI doll-friend gone wrong and was one of the surprise hits of 2022. But friends, M3gan has sins.
I would not be surprised if Resident Evil: The Final Chapter doesn't end up actually being the final chapter.
Plane sure is a Gerard Butler movie. And if that sounds good to you then you will have a blast. But Gerard Butler movies are fun to count sins for because they are so absurd.
With a new White Men Can't Jump we returned to the original to look for sins and holy crap, guys!
AmbuLAnce is an adrenaline-fueled and utterly ridiculous romp through Los Angeles. Jake Gyllenhaal is having the time of his life, though. Oh, and lots of sins.
Halloween Ends is the end of this modern Michael Meyers trilogy and it's got plenty of sins, as you might suspect.
The Little Mermaid is a Disney animated classic, and with the new live-action version upon us, we put on the sin hat to revisit the original. Found some!
Hulk Vs. is a weird little combination of two animated Hulk movies. That's far from its only sin.
Knock at the Cabin is the latest M. Night movie and it's based on a book, so of course he threw out the book's ending and created his own. Sigh. Here are the sins.
Cocaine Bear is pretty fun. It could have been more fun. It's basically just the one joke over and over. Anyway, here are its sins.
The Gray Man is a big budget globe-trotting assassin action movie that is... kind of boring. Oh well, at least I was able to pass the time by counting all the sins.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods didn't get the rave reviews of the first, but it satisfied a lot of folks. We're only satisfied when we count sins, so that's what we've done here.
The Grand Budapest Hotel is a beloved Wes Anderson movie, because all Wes Anderson films are beloved to his fans. We care only about the sins!
Luck is an animated movie that came out recently. Don't really remember much else about it. Looks like there's a dragon. Anyway, onto the sins...
Bruce Almighty is what happens when you try to recapture the magic of Liar Liar... you come pretty close, actually, but still fall short. Anyway, it's a fun movie. Here are its sins.
In honor of Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny we decided it was time to go looking for sins in one of our favorite movies, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
An American Tail is an absolute classic of an animated film that is notably not from Disney. It has a very memorable song and a bunch of sins.
Hellraiser is a 2022 remake of the original horror classic. It's okay, I guess. It has lots of sins, though!
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania is definitely a movie. There's lots of colors. Bill Murray shows up briefly. But all I really remember are the sins.
Salt is a fairly forgettable spy movie where Angelina Jolie is accused of being a mole. Probably plenty of sins in this thing. Let's find out.
There's a madman loose in the desert with a nuke! Broken Arrow is one of the more hilarious Travolta performances and, boy, does this movie have sins!
Star Trek First Contact is a damn fine film and one of the best Trek movies. But all movies have sins, even ones where they use time travel to stop the Borg from wiping out humanity.
Ma is a horror movie with a creepy friendly lady and a bunch of really stupid kids. Let's take a look at the sins, shall we?
With a new Haunted Mansion movie coming from Disney, we thought we'd take a look at the previous one, and now we have regrets. But at least we made a sins video out of it.
Jaws 2 is probably not as bad as you remember. I mean... it's bad, but compared to what comes after it... ... anyway here are its sins.
Wow I forgot this movie even existed. But last year there was yet another new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie called Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Buckle up and let's go sin hunting!
65 is a recent science fiction action film that has a great premise. Sadly, it also has gobs of sins--way more than 65 of them.
Talladega Nights: the Ballad of Ricky Bobby is one of Will Ferrell's biggest and most beloved comedy hits. And yet in the midst of all the comedy, there are sins.
Star Trek: Insurrection certainly is a movie with Star Trek people in it. Honestly, it was hard to see much other than the sins in this one.
Steel is just bad. There's no way to spin it. It's not a good time. To save you the trouble, we watched it for you and counted up the sins.
John Wick 4 is the latest in the smash hit assassin franchise starring Keanu Reeves. It's pretty great. But we still found some sins.
Ride Along 2 is exactly what you think it is. It also has lots of sins.
Creed III is the third movie in the Creed franchise, but the 28th movie in the Rocky franchise. It's pretty good. It's got sins, though.
So, the Boxtrolls is a real movie that actually happened, even though it had completely disappeared from memory. Anyway, it's got sins, as all movies do.
Inside Man is just fantastic and you should watch it. But... we still had to do our thing.
Yes, they made a sequel to My Big Fat Greek Wedding. There's even a third one coming out soon!! I guess if they keep making 'em, we'll keep sinning 'em.
Hey, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves turned out pretty good! It IS possible to make a good D&D movie. But it's not possible to make a movie without sin.
The Devil's Advocate is either brilliant or over the top. But it's probably both. And, oh, the sins.
This movie isn't very good. It's lazy, bland, and the jokes don't land. Anyway, they'll probably make a third one. Here are the sins of Murder Mystery 2.
Ghosted is a movie with big stars you know and love and I am not certain I know anyone that has seen this movie. Other than me. Anyway, here come the sins!
How could there be anything wrong with Paw Patrol The Movie? Well, dear viewer, let me tell you how.
Star Trek:| Nemesis is the one where young Tom Hardy plays a young clone of Picard and it's... better than Generations, that's for sure. Here are its sins.
Happy Death Day 2 U is a fun horror sequel that takes the initial premise and turns it on its ear.| It's fun! It also has sins.
Mean girls was a movie, then it was a musical, and now it's being made into a musical movie.| Oh, and Paramount put the entire film on TikTok during the actors' strike. That's all I got. Oh, and the sins--how could I forget the sins?!
Saw: The Final Chapter was, in fact, NOT the final chapter. So as Saw X plays in theaters we thought we'd sin this lying movie.
I have no idea which movie in the Saw franchise Jigsaw is.| I'm pretty sure it's not the one with Chris Rock. But it's sinful as hell!
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is a weird-ass movie full of uncanny valley stuff. We sinned it.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 wraps up the story of your favorite space swashbucklers. It has sins, though, as you might expect.
What can we say about The Flash that hasn't already been said? It's a movie. A lot of stuff happens. And dead people are CGI'd into the movie awkwardly. Let's get to the sin-counting.
Back a decade or so ago there was this franchise about being divergent and erudite. Pretty sure this movie is part of that franchise. So let's dive into the sins.
Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse is a sequel to Into the Spiderverse, and it's just as good and maybe even better. Just don't expect it to give you any closure. But it does provide lots of sins!
Meg 2: The Trench is the Meg sequel no one really needed. It's nowhere near as fun as the first one. And, oh god, the sins!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem is really good and fun and not enough people watched it. Still has sins though.
Superbad is beloved and most of the comedy still holds up. But its sins are starting to show.
The Tomorrow War is a time-traveling sci-fi thing that is kind of confusing. But there's no confusing its sins.
Fight Nights At Freddy's is a horror film based on a beloved horror video game. The movie's weird and not that great, but apparently it made so much money they're making a sequel. Anywho... check out our sin count!
Nimona is a magical movie that almost got buried under the weight of corporate takeovers. Thankfully, Netflix saved it. Anyway, all movies have sins, so...
Oppenheimer was one of the biggest films of 2023, so we decided to see if it had any sins. Big surprise... It's got some!
Upgrade rules! Now, with that out of the way, how about we go poking around for sins?
The Creator is a stylish sci-fi film that stretched its budget in extraordinary ways to create its visuals. Now let's go find its sins!
A Few Good Men is one of the best courtroom dramas ever made. But if you think that means it's sinless, you must be new here.
Game Night is hands-down one of the best comedies of the last five years. It's inventive, takes great care with the cinematography, and just makes me laugh my ass off every time.
Paws of Fury is certainly a movie. Let's get right to the sinning on this one.
Penguins of Madagascar follows the penguins from the Madagascar movie doing hi-jinks and stuff. Many, many sins.
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes goes back in time so you can watch President Snow turn evil. It's kind of sinful.
With another new Ghostbusters film coming up with Frozen Empire, we decided to go looking for sins in Ghostbusters II!
Road House is getting a fresh new streaming-only remake with Jake Gyllenhaal, so we went back to the original Patrick Swayze version to look for sins. Found some!
King Kong has had many movie adaptations over the years. As a new Kong/Godzilla romp heads our way in theaters, we went back looking for sins in the 1976 version. There were lots!
Wonka did sneaky good work at the box office and was generally liked by critics and audiences alike. Its first sin was trying to hide the fact that it was a musical. Let's see the rest of them, shall we?
Hotel Transylvania Tranformania is definitely a movie that happened. I know, right! Let's count some sins.
Disney's Wish was meant to be a celebration of the studio's history of animated films. They should have just made it good.
With Civil War hitting theaters, we decided to look for sins in Alex Garland's last movie, Men. Boy, did we ever find some.
Since part 2 is nearly upon us, let's check out the sins of Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire.
Renfield is a pretty good time if you're into ridiculously bloody violence. Still has its sins, so we are obligated to count them.
The Expend4bles is a real movie they actually made. I couldn't believe it either. Anyway... let's get this over with.
How many of these Trolls movies are they going to make?