The first show sees team captain Jo Brand with Dave Spikey and Shappi Khorsandi take on team captain: Jason Manford, with Nicholas Parsons and Paul Chowdhry.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jo Brand | Writer | ||
| Paul Chowdhry | Writer | ||
| Dave Spikey | Writer | ||
| Shaparak Khorsandi | Writer | ||
| Jason Manford | Writer | ||
| Nicholas Parsons | Writer | ||
| Shaparak Khorsandi | Guest Star | ||
| Jason Manford | Guest Star | ||
| Nicholas Parsons | Guest Star | ||
| Jo Brand | Guest Star | ||
| Paul Chowdhry | Guest Star | ||
| Dave Spikey | Guest Star | ||
| Chris Howe | Director |