After Cow and Chicken get one measly little crumb on the floor, Mom and Dad send them to military school, where they become emotionless, hard-boiled soldiers. Mom and Dad then send them to sensitivy school, where they become girlies.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | Writer | ||
| Bill Burnett | Writer | ||
| Victor Ortado | Writer | ||
| Richard Pursel | Writer | ||
| David Feiss | Writer | ||
| Howard Morris | Guest Star | ||
| Charles Adler | Guest Star | ||
| Mary Waronor | Guest Star | ||
| Dee Bradley Baker | Guest Star | ||
| Candi Milo | Guest Star | ||
| Dan Castellaneta | Guest Star | ||
| Robin Steele | Director | ||
| Deane Taylor | Director | ||
| David Feiss | Director | ||
| Robert Alvarez | Director |