Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent. While Cow literally makes a mochrie up on stage, she wins anyway with her inner beauty. Cow then discovers that it was all a scam so Red Guy could wear the tiarara, and hold the roses, at least just once.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Ryan | Writer | ||
| David Feiss | Writer | ||
| Maurice LaMarche | Guest Star | ||
| Valery Pappas | Guest Star | ||
| Pamela Segall | Guest Star | ||
| Patrick Pinney | Guest Star | ||
| Judy Tenuta | Guest Star | ||
| Michael Stanton | Guest Star | ||
| Bibi Ostewald | Guest Star | ||
| Luke Torres | Guest Star | ||
| Jerry Sroka | Guest Star | ||
| Susan D Williams | Guest Star | ||
| Glenn Shadix | Guest Star | ||
| Chick Vennera | Guest Star | ||
| Bob Ridgley | Guest Star | ||
| Andre Stojka | Guest Star | ||
| Kevin Sc | Guest Star | ||
| Sally Struthers | Guest Star | ||
| Debi Derryberry | Guest Star | ||
| William Sanderson | Guest Star | ||
| David Feiss | Director | ||
| Bill Reed | Director | ||
| Rumen Petkov | Director | ||
| Ron Myrick | Director |