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Season 1

  • S01E01 Bitter Tweet / What Peebee Did Next

    • November 13, 2013
    • Dave

    Jack Dee reads 'Bitter Tweet' by Nico Taytarowicz Sally Phillips reads 'What Peebee Did Next' by Toby Davies Darren becomes the most hated man in the world within fifteen minutes of tweeting a rude message to a pop superstar. And when a much-loved toymaker suddenly dies, his family is shocked when he is stuffed and returned – shouting pre-recorded messages at them twenty-four hours a day.

  • S01E02 Fakespeare / What do you say?

    • November 20, 2013
    • Dave

    Rebecca Front reads 'Fakespeare' by Toby Davies Kevin Eldon reads 'What do you say?' by Kevin Eldon An author of erotic thrillers discovers an unknown Shakespeare but accidentally destroys the manuscript – so has to rewrite the play from scratch. And when an ungrateful man refuses to thank a helpful stranger, the strange man haunts him by persistently asking “What do you say?”

  • S01E03 The Teacup Has Landed / Pleasure Drone

    • November 27, 2013
    • Dave

    Harry Enfield reads 'The Teacup Has Landed' by Nico Taytarowicz Sarah Solemani reads 'Pleasure Drone' by Ali Crockatt & David Scott An office worker discovers he makes the best cup of tea in the world, threatening to undermine a coffee multinational’s stranglehold on the hot drink industry. And a downtrodden librarian unexpectedly gains access to a top secret CIA site, and finds herself in control of a military drone.

  • S01E04 The Translator / Road To Hell

    • December 4, 2013
    • Dave

    Sharon Horgan reads 'The Translator' by Laurence Rickard Charlie Higson reads 'Road To Hell' by Jeremy Dyson When a hungover Sabine accidentally mistranslates an exchange at a diplomatic summit, she realises she can influence world politics by being creative with her interpreting. And a woman is stranded in a layby after breaking down on Walpurgis night – a night of evil spirits and demonic forces.

  • S01E05 Becoming Zoe / My Former Self

    • December 11, 2013
    • Dave

    Richard Hammond reads 'Becoming Zoe' by Simon Judd & Alex Carter Jessica Hynes reads 'My Former Self' by Holly Walsh An unremarkable postman turns himself into the perfect boyfriend for a girl he has fallen in love with by reading her mail and absorbing all her interests. And a woman is visited by her eight year old self but lies about her life so she doesn’t repeat the same mistakes.

  • S01E06 Head In The Clouds / The Newsreader

    • December 18, 2013
    • Dave

    Hugh Dennis reads 'Head In The Clouds' by Jason Cook Stephen Mangan reads 'The Newsreader' by Jane Bussman & Naisola Grimwood A carer in a retirement home is also a crime-fighting superhero – but his elderly residents feel neglected and threaten to reveal his identity. And a newsreader has the opportunity to change history when he interviews a dictator who falls asleep with a gun poking out of his pocket.

Season 2

  • S02E01 In Space No-one Can Hear You Clean / The Weatherman

    • September 24, 2014
    • Dave

    Vic Reeves "In Space No-one Can Hear You Clean" by Nico Taytarowicz Rik Mayall "The Weatherman" by Tony Way Vic Reeves and Rik Mayall read comic tales, beginning with a cleaner who is launched into space and a weatherman who controls the climate.

  • S02E02 Man's Best Friend / Return to Sender

    • October 1, 2014
    • Dave

    Ben Miller "Man's Best Friend" by Alexander Kirk Sue Perkins "Return to Sender" by Melissa Bubonic Ben Miller and Sue Perkins tell two more twisted tales, with the story of a scientist who makes the perfect wife using a dog's brain, and a convict who manages to escape from jail by mailing herself out.

  • S02E03 The Surprise / The Crisis Plan

    • October 8, 2014
    • Dave

    David Mitchell "The Surprise" by Toby Davies Katherine Parkinson "The Crisis Plan" by Holly Walsh Two more darkly comic stories. The Surprise by Toby Davies, in which a party goes awry when the birthday boy is rumoured to be not all he appears to be, and The Crisis Plan by Holly Walsh, where the trapped earthquake survivors at a plastics factory debate who to eat first. Read by David Mitchell and Katherine Parkinson.

  • S02E04 Self Storage / The Obituary Writer

    • October 15, 2014
    • Dave

    Johnny Vegas "Self Storage" by Alexander Kirk Meera Syal "The Obituary Writer" by Katherine Jakeways, original story by David Crow and Oliver Maltman Two more darkly comic stories. In Self Storage by Alex Kirk, a man who buys abandoned storage lots at auction keeps discovering disturbing mementoes from his past, and in The Obituary Writer by Katherine Jakeways, a writer for a local newspaper begins killing prominent members of the community to keep her job. Read by Johnny Vegas and Meera Syal.

  • S02E05 The Untangle / Murder He Wrote

    • October 22, 2014
    • Dave

    Warwick Davis "The Untangle" by Toby Davies Emilia Fox "Murder He Wrote" by Nico Tatarowicz Emilia Fox and Warwick Davis read two more unsettling tales, with a fairytale about a man trying to win the love of in princess in The Untangler by Toby Davies, and a man who tries to frame his wife for planning his death in Murder He Wrote by Nico Tatarowicz.

  • S02E06 Let Me Be the Judge / I'm Still Here

    • October 29, 2014
    • Dave

    Simon Callow "Let Me Be the Judge" by Kevin Eldon Ruby Wax "I'm Still Here" by Ali Crockatt and David Scott The concluding pair of eccentric tales, read by Simon Callow and Ruby Wax. Let Me Be the Judge by Kevin Eldon tells the story of a reality show contestant out for revenge, while I'm Still Here by Ali Crockatt and David Scott features a living statue being asked to go on display in a museum to foil a heist.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Uncivil War / Dread and Breakfast

    • December 7, 2015
    • Dave

    Paul Whitehouse "Uncivil War" by Nico Tatarowicz Paul Whitehouse's yarn centres on a reenactment group. Carrie Fisher "Dread and Breakfast" by Nico Taytarowicz Carrie 'Leia' Fisher narrates a tale about a mysterious hotel.

  • S03E02 The Catchment Area / The Frogbeast of Pontfidd

    • December 8, 2015
    • Dave

    Catherine Tate "The Catchment Area" by Holly Walsh Richard Ayoade "The Frogbeast of Pontfidd" by Toby Davies Star storytellers Catherine Tate and Richard Ayoade spin yarns about sought-after school catchment areas (The Catchment Area) and a deadly beast (The Frogbeast of Pontfidd).

  • S03E03 The Zombie That Roared / DI Sat Nav

    • December 9, 2015
    • Dave

    Jimmy Carr "The Zombie That Roared" by Alexander Kirk Christopher Lloyd "DI Sat Nav" by Melissa Bubnic Great Scott! The legendary Doc himself, Christopher Lloyd, narrates a darkly comic tale (DI Sat Nav) about a detective's haunted sat nav. Jimmy Carr recites a ghoulish zombie story (The Zombie That Roared).

  • S03E04 The Last Laugh / Abbatnoir

    • December 10, 2015
    • Dave

    Robbie Coltrane "The Last Laugh" by Toby Davies Sarah Millican "Abbatnoir" by Dafydd James It's Cracker-nory as Robbie Coltrane narrates a fiendish tale (The Last Laugh) about a panto that faces a bomb threat. An abbatoir worker can't bear killing cows in Sarah Millican's yarn (Abattnoir).

  • S03E05 The Truth About Suz / The Vexed Message

    • December 11, 2015
    • Dave

    Morgana Robinson "The Truth About Suz" by Edward Easton and Kiri Pritchard-McLean Greg Davies "The Vexed Message" by Tony Way The very funny Morgana Robinson and Greg Davies lend their vocal skills to two twisted tales about an office awards ceremony (The Truth About Suz) and a man who mistakenly sends his boss a text (The Vexed Message).

  • S03E06 Unlucky for Sam / Bob's house

    • December 12, 2015
    • Dave

    Simon Bird "Unlucky for Sam" by Kevin Eldon Tamsin Greig "Bob's house" by Holly Walsh The final chapter - for now - of Dave's sublime story series, with tales about a superstitious landlady (Bob's House) and a man hiding a CIA agent (Unlucky for Sam). Simon Bird and Tamsin Greig narrate.

Season 4

  • S04E01 A Close Slave

    • January 30, 2017
    • Dave

    A Roman slave helps his playwright master finish his latest opus - but at what cost?

  • S04E02 Living with a Lie

    • January 31, 2017
    • Dave

    A writer fabricates an elderly relative to get time off work to start his novel - but his lie comes to life!

  • S04E03 The Despot of Tea

    • February 1, 2017
    • Dave

    Dark, witty yarn about a jobbing actor who makes a smash-hit advert for tea in a former Soviet state.

  • S04E04 The Survivor

    • February 2, 2017
    • Dave

    In 1850, a man wakes after a long illness and finds he is being cared for by strangers - but isn't allowed to leave.

  • S04E05 Proxy Lady

    • February 6, 2017
    • Dave

    Beth is contacted by a shy girl who used her image on a dating site and now wants Beth to meet her new beau.

  • S04E06 Devil's Haircut

    • February 7, 2017
    • Dave

    A baritone sells his soul to the devil to ensure his barbershop quartet wins a competition.

  • S04E07 The Disappearance

    • February 8, 2017
    • Dave

    An illusionist performs his 'the lady vanishes' act rather too well and wonders if he has genuine magic powers.

  • S04E08 Pickled

    • February 9, 2017
    • Dave

    A hapless former aristocrat stumbles upon an old house with a strange inhabitant.