All Seasons

Season 1

  • SPECIAL 0x1 Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm

    • October 17, 1999
    • HBO

    Mock documentary about Seinfeld writer Larry David featuring contributions from his friends and colleagues. Larry makes a return to stand-up comedy and prepares to film a television special for HBO.

  • S01E01 The Pants Tent

    • October 15, 2000
    • HBO

    Larry goes to the movies with one of Cheryl's friends and his pants have an unusual bulge in them, making him look like he's having an erection.

  • S01E02 Ted and Mary

    • October 22, 2000
    • HBO

    Larry goes shopping with Mary Steenburgen and her mother, but things take a turn when Larry takes a drink out of Mary's mother's glass of water. When he realizes whose water it is, he stops...then gags!

  • S01E03 Porno Gil

    • October 29, 2000
    • HBO

    Larry and Cheryl attend the party of a former porn star. Just in case he dies while in the hospital, Jeff sends Larry on a mission to hide his porn.

  • S01E04 The Bracelet

    • November 5, 2000
    • HBO

    Cheryl and Larry get into a fight after she returns from a trip and he's too distracted by a game on TV to greet her properly. To make peace, Larry decides to buy her a bracelet at a jewelry store, but isn't allowed in because of his shabby clothes. After bribing a guy to use his cell phone, Larry calls pal Richard Lewis, who arrives to help--except that the store is now closed for lunch. The pair end up helping a blind man move into his apartment, the jewelry store closes for the night, and Richard ends up coveting the same bracelet that Larry wants to buy.

  • S01E05 Interior Decorator

    • November 12, 2000
    • HBO

    Larry has some medical problems involving a certain bracelet. No biggy. Then larger problems arise when Larry finds out he shares the same interior decorator as Diane Keaton.

  • S01E06 The Wire

    • November 19, 2000
    • HBO

    Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer but a big Seinfeld fan, so to appease him Larry arranges to have Julia Louis-Dreyfuss come for a visit. But when the actress arrives, the lawyer is missing; he's been hired to defend Jeff in a case involving a destructive kid Jeff sponsored for a Fresh Air Fund camp. At Larry's house, Julia ends up buying a bracelet from the lawyer's wife -- the same kind Larry wanted in episode 4 -- only to later accuse Larry of stealing it after he buys a similar one for Cheryl.

  • S01E07 AAMCO

    • November 26, 2000
    • HBO

    Jeff gets a new car, and when Larry takes it for a spin, a commercial comes on the radio for AAMCO, with a noise sounding much like a car horn from behind. Upon hearing this, Larry curses the man behind him, prompting the man to rear-end Jeff's brand new car. Also, Larry and Cheryl hold a dinner party.

  • S01E08 Beloved Aunt

    • December 3, 2000
    • HBO

    When Cheryl's aunt dies, Larry is left in charge of the obituary. But when the newspaper accidentally places "beloved c*nt" instead of beloved aunt, things take an expected turn for the worse.

  • S01E09 Affirmative Action

    • December 10, 2000
    • HBO

    Larry gets himself in trouble, when he makes a racist-like comment to Richard's friend. Also, Larry inadvertently loses Cheryl's prescription note.

  • S01E10 The Group

    • December 17, 2000
    • HBO

    Larry runs into his old girlfriend, and she asks him to escort her to an incest-survivors meeting. Cheryl is asked to co-star in "The Vagina Monologues" when one of the actresses is sick.

Season 2

  • S02E01 The Car Salesman

    • September 23, 2001
    • HBO

    Larry David and his wife purchase a new oceanfront home owned by a television star's agent. Meanwhile, Larry shocks his wife and friends by deciding to take a job as a car salesman.

  • S02E02 Thor

    • September 30, 2001
    • HBO

    Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and worries that his private life will become public in court. Jeff's concern affects Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how normal he is. Meanwhile, Larry seeks revenge on pro wrestler Thor Olson, who he believes slashed his tire after an argument on the road.

  • S02E03 Trick or Treat

    • October 7, 2001
    • HBO

    When Larry and Cheryl attend the premiere of a movie written by a handicapped friend, Cliff Cobb, Larry offends a Jewish neighbor, alienates Cliff (as well as the memory of his salad-inventing grandfather) and sends misguided romantic overtures to Cliff's wife, Shelly. Later, the Davids experience the "trick" side of Halloween when Larry refuses to give candy to two uncostumed teenagers. Having failed to get a bracelet for his wife on her birthday, Larry makes amends with the perfect gift on a romantic morning, but then Jeff arrives to play a round of golf. In the end, Larry gets revenge on a jewish neighbor and his teenage daughters, by arriving at his home with the orchestra that he used for Cheryl's birthday, as they played the tune that offended this neighbor.

  • S02E04 The Shrimp Incident

    • October 14, 2001
    • HBO

    Larry is labeled a misogynist when he believes an HBO Network executive took some shrimp from his meal, following a mistake in a delivery of Chinese food.

  • S02E05 The Thong

    • October 21, 2001
    • HBO

    Larry and Richard Lewis, who both see the same psychotherapist, plot ways of ending their respective relationships with the therapist after Larry sees the man wearing a thong bathing suit.

  • S02E06 The Acupuncturist

    • October 28, 2001
    • HBO

    An acupuncturist agrees to waive the fee if he cannot cure Larry's back; a writer asks for a loan.

  • S02E07 The Doll

    • November 4, 2001
    • HBO

    Larry's attendance at a screening results in chaos; an unlockable bathroom door causes trouble. Guest starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Rita Wilson and Susie Essman.

  • S02E08 Shaq

    • November 11, 2001
    • HBO

    When Larry accidentally trips Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, the incident brings him good luck. Guest starring Shaquille O'Neal and Richard Lewis.

  • S02E09 The Baptism

    • November 18, 2001
    • HBO

    The Jewish fiance of Cheryl's sister converts to Christianity; Richard Lewis accuses Larry of stealing the outgoing message on his answering machine.

  • S02E10 The Massage

    • November 25, 2001
    • HBO

    Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks.

Season 3

  • S03E01 Chet's Shirt

    • September 15, 2002
    • HBO

    Larry and Jeff invest in a restaurant with actor Ted Danson. In lieu of attending his dentist's dinner party, Larry decides to shop for waiters' uniforms, and in the process buys matching shirts for Ted and himself. But after Danson realizes his shirt has a small rip in it, he demotes Larry in The Wizard of Oz scene they're re-enacting for his daughter's birthday party (Larry refuses to switch from the Lion to the Tin Man). At the party, little Jill Danson misses the piñata and hits Larry in the mouth with her bat. Following an emergency visit to his dentist (who learned why Larry had skipped the dinner party), Larry is left with two abnormally large front teeth and one clean shirt that both he and Ted covet.

  • S03E02 The Benadryl Brownie

    • September 22, 2002
    • HBO

    Nearly five years after the rest of the world, Larry discovers cell phones. Using his new toy, he calls Cheryl and asks her to tell Randy, the chef at Larry's new restaurant, to omit peanuts from the dinner that night because Richard Lewis's girlfriend Deborah is allergic to them. But bad phone reception prevents Cheryl from hearing the message, and Deborah gets sick. A practicing Christian Scientist, Deborah refuses to take medicine to clear up the hives on her face. Richard will not be seen with her at the Emmy Awards that night, so he and Larry concoct a plan to bake a batch of Benadryl-laced brownies for Deborah to eat. The ruse fails, and that night on national TV, the Davids see Joan Rivers lambasting Richard and his none-too-attractive date on the red carpet.

  • S03E03 Club Soda and Salt

    • September 29, 2002
    • HBO

    Dismayed in part over the peanut incident, Randy quits his job at the restaurant, and Larry, Jeff and Ted must search for a new chef. Ted suggests they audition his personal chef, but at dinner Larry feels the food "just wasn't that good" and rejects the candidate. Meanwhile, Larry accuses his wife Cheryl of having a crush on a tennis-playing cast member of "Tony n' Tina's Wedding"; a couple refuse Larry's wedding gift because it's more than a year late; and a saleswoman becomes convinced that Larry is stalking her as revenge for her being too aggressive.

  • S03E04 The Nanny from Hell

    • October 6, 2002
    • HBO

    Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a "nanny from hell" whose reign of terror is thwarted by ten sponge cakes. Larry commits a "penis faux pas" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis seeks immortality from Bartlett's Quotations.

  • S03E05 The Terrorist Attack

    • October 13, 2002
    • HBO

    A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette at the home of one of Larry's friends. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Mindy Reiser, wife of actor Paul Reiser, during a series of encounters at a restaurant and the perfume shop where she works.

  • S03E06 The Special Section

    • October 20, 2002
    • HBO

    Larry's mother dies while he's shooting a film in New York City, but he doesn't find out until he returns to Los Angeles two days after the funeral. Once he's past the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an excuse to avoid a number of unsavory invitations. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis accuses Larry of taking back his meditation mantra, and Larry plots to relocate his mother's body at the cemetery.

  • S03E07 The Corpse-Sniffing Dog

    • October 27, 2002
    • HBO

    Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, "When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?" Meanwhile, Jeff's return home is ruined by his allergy to the family's corpse-sniffing German Shepherd, but his daughter Sammy refuses to give away the dog. Concerned about his agent's welfare, Larry figures out an ingenious way to give the pooch to the Braudys, who are looking for just such a dog.

  • S03E08 Krazee-Eyez Killa

    • November 3, 2002
    • HBO

    Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, Krazee-Eyez Killa, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by declining her house-tour offer. He encounters further problems when he tries to replace a sports jacket Cheryl threw out.

  • S03E09 Mary, Joseph and Larry

    • November 10, 2002
    • HBO

    Larry proves himself an unskilled Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his housekeeper, Larry makes amends with her at the expense of his wife. Later, Larry attempts to reconcile with Cheryl's family after ruining their nativity scene.

  • S03E10 The Grand Opening

    • November 17, 2002
    • HBO

    Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with Larry and Cheryl, the Davids spend some quality time at the car wash. With its grand opening at hand, the restaurant owners hire a new chef with a penchant for speaking his mind.

Season 4

  • S04E01 Mel's Offer

    • January 4, 2004
    • HBO

    After going to a Karaoke bar that Mel Brooks is performing at, Mel is so impressed with Larry's singing that he asks Larry to be the star of his broadway show.

  • S04E02 Ben's Birthday Party

    • January 11, 2004
    • HBO

    Ben Stiller gets upset when Larry refuses to sing "Happy Birthday" to him. Larry then hits him in the eye with a toothpick.

  • S04E03 The Blind Date

    • January 18, 2004
    • HBO

    Larry sets up his blind friend on a date with a muslim woman.

  • S04E04 The Weatherman

    • January 25, 2004
    • HBO

    Larry David has a huge problem with name tags. In the process Larry reveals a bathroom preference that disgusts Jeff. Ted Danson makes another great cameo.

  • S04E05 The 5 Wood

    • February 1, 2004
    • HBO

    A bag of cashews and rasins threatens Larry's working relationship with David Schwimmer; a dirty locker and a golf club threatens his club membership; Larry gets into a compromising situation with a dog.

  • S04E06 The Car Pool Lane

    • February 8, 2004
    • HBO

    To get to a Dodgers game, Larry finds a creative way to use the HOV lane. Then, he finds himself in a bit of trouble when he gets his father medicinal marijuana.

  • S04E07 The Surrogate

    • February 22, 2004
    • HBO

    Larry decides to buy a surrogate mother a gift, but it backfires. He tries (and fails) to pass a routine physical and uses it as an advantage.

  • S04E08 Wandering Bear

    • February 29, 2004
    • HBO

    The purschasing of a video endangers Larry's relationship with his secretary, Antoinette, and almost kills Jeff and Susie's best friend. Cheryl gets medical advice from an unorthodox source.

  • S04E09 The Survivor

    • March 7, 2004
    • HBO

    Larry and Cheryl prepare to renew their wedding vows; Larry mulls an offer from his dry cleaner.

  • S04E10 Opening Night

    • March 14, 2004
    • HBO

    The show travels to New York City as Larry prepares to open on Broadway in "The Producers".

Season 5

  • S05E01 The Larry David Sandwich

    • September 25, 2005
    • HBO

    As the Jewish high holy days approach, a near-death experience, coupled with a comment made by his father, leaves Larry wondering if there's more to his identity than he thought. In better news, a sandwich now bears his name, but it's not entirely to his liking.

  • S05E02 The Bowtie

    • October 2, 2005
    • HBO

    Larry seeks professional help to secure information about his past. Meanwhile, his place as a gay rights supporter hits a snag.

  • S05E03 The Christ Nail

    • October 9, 2005
    • HBO

    An undergarment purchase for his housekeeper lands Larry in hot water, while his father-in-law's fondness for The Passion of the Christ comes in handy more than once.

  • S05E04 Kamikaze Bingo

    • October 16, 2005
    • HBO

    Larry wonders how a Japanese WWII veteran can call himself a kamikaze, and feels a nursing home bingo game may not be on the up-and-up.

  • S05E05 Lewis Needs a Kidney

    • October 30, 2005
    • HBO

    When Richard Lewis finds out he needs a kidney transplant, he finds two friends who match him, leaving them to decide who "gets" to give up their organ.

  • S05E06 The Smoking Jacket

    • November 6, 2005
    • HBO

    His father's smoking jacket and "bathroom contamination" cause grief for Larry.

  • S05E07 The Seder

    • November 13, 2005
    • HBO

    Cheryl puts on a Passover Seder, which Larry promptly finds numerous ways to ruin.

  • S05E08 The Ski Lift

    • November 20, 2005
    • HBO

    Anticipating having to give a kidney to Richard Lewis, Larry tries to develop a contingency plan should he need a kidney donation himself. Meanwhile, a nurse claims Jeff has some shortcomings.

  • S05E09 The Korean Bookie

    • November 27, 2005
    • HBO

    Larry has his jacket borrowed without permission, but he manages to end up the bad guy. Meanwhile, his investigation into what happened to Jeff's missing dog, Oscar, leads him to suspect his Korean bookie.

  • S05E10 The End

    • December 4, 2005
    • HBO

    Larry finally learns the truth regarding his possible adoption, and makes his final decision about a kidney donation for Richard Lewis.

Season 6

  • S06E01 Meet the Blacks

    • September 9, 2007
    • HBO

    The Davids take in a family whose life was destroyed by a hurricane; Larry comes up with a way to avoid going to parties he has no desire to attend

  • S06E02 The Anonymous Donor

    • September 16, 2007
    • HBO

    It's moving day for both the Blacks and the Davids; Larry's prized Joe Pepitone jersey is lost at the dry cleaners; Larry's irked at Ted Danson's anonymous donation; Cheryl is grossed out by a semen stain on a guest-room quilt. This is J.B. Smoove's first appearance on the show as "Leon."

  • S06E03 The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial

    • September 23, 2007
    • HBO

    Marty Funkhouser is outraged when flowers from his mother's memorial are stolen; Larry complains about "sample abusers" in stores; Jeff and Susie find knowing Larry to be a liability when trying to get Sammy into an exclusive private school.

  • S06E04 The Lefty Call

    • September 30, 2007
    • HBO

    Larry regrets getting Cha-Cha a job in his building when she monitors his bathroom habits, and runs into further problems with her when he has to make phone calls 'lefty'; the Blacks and Larry are fed up with Cheryl's environmentally conscious, but uncomfortable, toilet paper; a waiter objects to a doggie bag actually being prepared for a dog.

  • S06E05 The Freak Book

    • October 7, 2007
    • HBO

    Larry is unrattled by a book about freaks and a bad chauffeur.

  • S06E06 The Rat Dog

    • October 14, 2007
    • HBO

    A toaster makes life tough for Loretta and Leon; Larry gets to know an exterminator.

  • S06E07 The TiVo Guy

    • October 21, 2007
    • HBO

    When Larry snubs a frightened Cheryl's phone call in favor of dealing with a TiVo repairman, she walks out on him, leaving their friends to decide which of the pair to stay true to.

  • S06E08 The N Word

    • October 28, 2007
    • HBO

    Larry accidentally offends Lorreta's Auntie Rae and takes advantage of Jeff's hospitalization.

  • S06E09 The Therapists

    • November 4, 2007
    • HBO

    Larry tries to use Cheryl's therapist to get back into her good graces after getting bad advice from his own; Larry's miffed at Marty's participation level in an Alzheimer's walk

  • S06E10 The Bat Mitzvah

    • November 11, 2007
    • HBO

    Larry uses Sammie Greene's bat mitzvah to try and clear up a nasty rumor about him; the Blacks announce they're returning home; Larry makes another attempt at dating.

Season 7

  • SPECIAL 0x20 It's Not A Reunion Show But It's The Closest You're Gonna Get

    • September 8, 2009
    • HBO

    A behind the scenes look at a cast reunion for Seinfeld cast members Jerry Seinfeld, Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards to start off season seven of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

  • S07E01 Funkhouser's Crazy Sister

    • September 20, 2009
    • HBO

    Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

  • S07E02 Vehicular Fellatio

    • September 27, 2009
    • HBO

    Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

  • S07E03 The Reunion

    • October 4, 2009
    • HBO

    Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

  • S07E04 The Hot Towel

    • October 11, 2009
    • HBO

    Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

  • S07E05 Denise Handicap

    • October 18, 2009
    • HBO

    Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.

  • S07E06 The Bare Midriff

    • October 25, 2009
    • HBO

    When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

  • S07E07 The Black Swan

    • November 1, 2009
    • HBO

    Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

  • S07E08 Officer Krupke

    • November 8, 2009
    • HBO

    Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

  • S07E09 The Table Read

    • November 15, 2009
    • HBO

    Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

  • S07E10 Seinfeld

    • November 22, 2009
    • HBO

    Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

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