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Season 1

  • SPECIAL 0x99 Coming Soon Teaser

    • November 16, 2010
    • YouTube

    Don't look at the cat if you want to live. Dikc Figures, a new series, craps in your litter box on Thursday, November 18th!

  • S01E01 A Bee or Something

    • November 18, 2010
    • YouTube

    Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

  • S01E02 Panda Hat

    • December 2, 2010
    • YouTube

    Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

  • S01E03 Flame War

    • December 16, 2010
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

  • S01E04 Traffic Jams

    • December 30, 2010
    • YouTube

    Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

  • S01E05 Steakosaurus

    • January 13, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

  • S01E06 OMG

    • January 27, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

  • S01E07 Trouble Date

    • February 10, 2011
    • YouTube

    Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

  • S01E08 Kitty Amazing

    • February 24, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

  • S01E09 Role Playas

    • March 10, 2011
    • YouTube

    Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

  • S01E10 Attack of the Pwns

    • March 24, 2011
    • YouTube

    Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

Season 2

  • SPECIAL 0x3 Season 2 Teaser

    • April 7, 2011
    • YouTube

    The dirty minds behind Dick Figures are cleaning up for season 2. So get your hair net on - a new season of Dick Figures rains down on April 21st!

  • SPECIAL 0x13 Bath Rhymes

    • April 7, 2011
    • YouTube

    The dirty minds behind Dick Figures are cleaning up for season 2. So get your hair net on - a new season of Dick Figures rains down on April 21st!

  • S02E01 Zombies & Shotguns

    • April 21, 2011
    • YouTube

    During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

  • S02E02 Camp Anarchy

    • May 5, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

  • S02E03 Butt Genie

    • May 19, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

  • S02E04 Lord Tourette's Syndrome

    • June 2, 2011
    • YouTube

    Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

  • S02E05 Fang Angels

    • June 16, 2011
    • YouTube

    Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

  • S02E06 Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

    • June 30, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

  • S02E07 Y U So Meme?

    • July 14, 2011
    • YouTube

    Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

  • S02E08 Sex Marks the Spot

    • July 28, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

  • S02E09 We're Cops!

    • August 11, 2011
    • YouTube

    After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

  • S02E10 Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)

    • August 25, 2011
    • YouTube

    Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

Season 3

  • SPECIAL 0x5 Season 3 Teaser

    • September 15, 2011
    • YouTube
  • S03E01 Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

    • September 22, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

  • S03E02 Real Dudes Bros Night Man

    • October 6, 2011
    • YouTube

    On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

  • S03E03 Terminate-Her

    • October 20, 2011
    • YouTube

    Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

  • S03E04 Modern Flame War 3

    • November 3, 2011
    • YouTube

    After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

  • S03E05 Planet Asshole

    • November 17, 2011
    • YouTube

    After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

  • S03E06 Zeusbag

    • December 1, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

  • S03E07 Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

    • December 15, 2011
    • YouTube

    Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

  • S03E08 Brain Switch

    • December 29, 2011
    • YouTube

    The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

  • S03E09 Pleasure Cruise

    • January 12, 2012
    • YouTube

    Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

  • S03E10 Kung Fu Winners

    • January 26, 2012
    • YouTube

    When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

Season 4

  • SPECIAL 0x7 Season 4 Trailer

    • April 2, 2012
    • YouTube

    Get yo ass to the Dick Figures Official website, follow the instructions, and you might see the Season 4 Premiere early!! You know you want it!

  • S04E01 Losing Streakers

    • April 5, 2012
    • YouTube

    A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

  • S04E02 Pussy Magnet

    • April 19, 2012
    • YouTube

    To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

  • S04E03 Taco Tuesday

    • May 3, 2012
    • YouTube

    After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

  • S04E04 Ocho Muerte

    • May 17, 2012
    • YouTube

    Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

  • S04E05 First Day of Cool

    • May 31, 2012
    • YouTube

    Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

  • S04E06 The Red Devil

    • June 14, 2012
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."

  • S04E07 Freshman 15

    • June 28, 2012
    • YouTube

    Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

  • S04E08 Ballad of Lord Tourettes

    • July 5, 2012
    • YouTube

    A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

  • S04E09 The Fart Knight Rises

    • July 12, 2012
    • YouTube

    Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

  • S04E10 Robot Frog

    • August 1, 2012
    • YouTube

    Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

Season 5

  • S05E01 GTA Pacific Grim

    • August 27, 2013
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!

  • S05E02 Hardcore Chore

    • September 3, 2013
    • YouTube

    Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores… in the most hardcore manner possible.

  • S05E03 Snowjob

    • September 10, 2013
    • YouTube

    A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.

  • S05E04 DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party

    • April 4, 2014
    • YouTube

  • S05E05 Red Planet

    • April 10, 2014
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the planet’s only, and most annoying, inhabitant: the Mars Rover.

  • S05E06 A Hobbit of Thrones

    • April 24, 2014
    • YouTube

    A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.

  • S05E07 Das Vidiamond

    • May 8, 2014
    • YouTube

    The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before.

  • S05E08 Trash God

    • May 14, 2014
    • YouTube

    While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues.

  • S05E09 Chick Figures

    • May 29, 2014
    • YouTube

    In this gender-bending episode, all the characters switch their sexual orientation. Red becomes a girl named Scarlet. Blue becomes Lavender. You get the picture. Our two heroines travel to a house party in hopes of finally… making loooooveeeee…

  • S05E10 Happy Birthdump

    • June 18, 2014
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.

Additional Specials

  • SPECIAL 0x1 He Who Shall Not Be Maimed

    • March 3, 2011
    • YouTube

    Abracadabra -- POOF! A brand new teaser, conjured up exclusively for you and anyone else with eyes.

  • SPECIAL 0x2 Dating Advice

    • February 4, 2011
    • YouTube

    Red is sorta like Cupid - naked, stalking women and shooting weapons in all directions.

  • SPECIAL 0x4 Tea Bag Teaser

    • December 9, 2010
    • YouTube

    What good are friends if you can't occasionally give them a Tiger-Claw Finishing Move to the bathsuit area?

  • SPECIAL 0x6 Sweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes

    • December 17, 2011
    • YouTube

    Christmas time is here and to celebrate, Lord Tourettes offers up a big elf you!

  • SPECIAL 0x8 Lord Tourettes... REVEALED!

    • July 3, 2012
    • YouTube

    Everyone has been asking who does the voice of Lord Tourettes and now... you finally get to see him in action! Introducing: BEN TULLER!

  • SPECIAL 0x9 Original Un-Aired Pilot

    • August 27, 2012
    • YouTube

    This is the original development pilot that Ed Skudder pitched to Mondo Media before “Dick Figures” was picked up as a series way back in September 2010. You can still see that it is called “Stick Figures” and all the characters are fully colored in. Those backgrounds look nice too. Wow, we really got sloppy. This is also the first time we see the Turtle Dragon and the ending is some of the inspiration for the episode “Traffic Jams”.

  • SPECIAL 0x10 Comic Kamikaze

    • December 7, 2012
    • YouTube

    Three comics were chosen by Two men for One purpose: laughter. Check out the winners from the Dick Figures Comic Competition in animated form. Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated! Winners: Sergio Dominguez, Shane Danells, Alessandro Simone

  • SPECIAL 0x11 Dick Figures: The Movie

    • September 17, 2013
    • YouTube

    DICK FIGURES THE MOVIE tells the story of best friends, Red and Blue, who journey around the world hunting down The Great Sword of Destiny. But when Blue discovers Red’s terrible secret, the two friends-turned-enemies dodge booby-trapped temples, island-hop in WWII bombers, survive a high-speed motorcycle chase, and evade Demon Ninjas while constantly at each other’s throats. Not only must Blue get home in time for his girlfriend’s birthday party, but Red and Blue have to work together to save the world…and their friendship.

  • SPECIAL 0x12 Figured Out

    • March 26, 2014
    • YouTube

    An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue.

  • SPECIAL 0x14 Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)

    • August 25, 2011
    • YouTube

    A music video containing submissions from hundreds of animators.

  • SPECIAL 0x15 Gundarr

    • August 12, 2012
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue argue over Gundarr. They both come to the same conclusion!

  • SPECIAL 0x16 Promo for Deep Space 69

    • August 22, 2012
    • YouTube

  • SPECIAL 0x17 Promo for Game Program Attack!

    • September 8, 2012
    • YouTube

  • SPECIAL 0x18 Promo for Post Nuclear Family

    • September 20, 2012
    • YouTube

  • SPECIAL 0x19 Dick Figures Fruit of the Vine Vol. 1

    • December 7, 2015
    • YouTube

    What we got here is a good old fashioned Dick Figures laugh-fest waiting to happen. Join Red and Blue in rapid fire bursts of insanity as they show off the fruit of their vines!

  • SPECIAL 0x20 Messin' With Sasquatch - New Kid

    • September 29, 2015
    • YouTube

    Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully.

  • SPECIAL 0x21 Messin' With Sasquatch - Camp Fight

    • October 13, 2015
    • YouTube

    Red and Blue try “roughing it” and wind up getting “roughed up” instead in a wild Trail mix up with the local wild life.

  • SPECIAL 0x22 Messin' With Sasquatch - Wild Kingdom

    • November 2, 2015
    • YouTube

    Blue becomes a fashion victim and Red gives treehugger a whole new meaning.

  • SPECIAL 0x23 Figured Out

    • YouTube

    An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of "Dick Figures: The Movie".