Ajax's natural talent for poetry makes him popular. Duckman gets him signed to a contract for a job creating greeting cards, but Ajax isn't happy with his new occupation.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jay Moriarty | Writer | ||
| Laurie Metcalf | Guest Star | ||
| John Pankow | Guest Star | ||
| Ed Begley Jr. | Guest Star | ||
| Jack Carter | Guest Star | ||
| Andy Houts | Guest Star | ||
| Jeff Astrof | Director | ||
| Mike Sikowitz | Director | ||
| John Eng | Director |