Trapped in the barracks and tired of being broke, the E4 Mafia decides marriage is the fastest way out. The plan makes sense in E4 math until reality hits. There is only one woman, forcing Sanchez and Jackson to commit to the sham and become the Army's most unlikely couple. Stewart takes the whole thing way too seriously, turning a fake wedding into a full bridezilla event. For a brief moment, it feels like the plan might actually work.