A computer programmer, Ken Gemberling, begins a quest after being sucked into the Internet.
Gemberling is introduced to the wise elders known as The Order of The Blue Smoke. To prove that he is The Chosen One (and receive his true Internet name), he is sent on a quest-to kill a legendary beast.
Gemberling and his friends get trapped in a house surrounded by cyber-zombies.
Gemberling hunts for his old friends Bit and Byte, but ends up making some unlikely new ones: Hardrive and the Insult-O-Bot! They take to the air, pursued by a blood-thirsty Chains.
Gemberling and Chains wander the internet forests, on the brink of starvation. When they decide to stop for the night, odd truths are revealed around the camp-fire.
Gemberling must train with the ancient master, Linux. Chains must execute a mission of his own. Could he be a chosen one too?
Gemberling and Chains must cross the great Internet Ocean with the help of the love-crazy sea captain, Skrales.
Gemberling and Chains come to a town, savaged by the local war-lord, Sata Raid. They must help the towns-folk regain their former strength, and Gemberling shares a night-cap with an attractive towns-woman…after dark.
Gemberling and Chains must negotiate their way through a maze of puzzles and tricks…all the while, enduring the Maze Master’s flamboyant songs.
Gemberling's quest reaches a thrilling culmination as old foes, friends, and demons come back to face the Chosen One.