Oliver is tired of paying storage for something neither he or Lisa can recall, so he has it shipped to Hooterville. Inside a giant crate is a genuine Stavinski birdbath that Lisa had bought years earlier for Oliver's birthday. The hideous collection of pipes and faucets leads Oliver to plot "the thing's" demise.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jay Sommers | Writer | ||
| Dick Chevillat | Writer | ||
| Nora Denney | Guest Star | ||
| George Ives | Guest Star | ||
| Richard L. Bare | Director |