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Season 1

  • S01E01 Episode 1

    • January 16, 2006
    • ITV1

    The first episode includes advice on how to brawl in a bar, the art of nude cigar smoking, teaching children to ski at home and how to hypnotize a woman.

  • S01E02 Episode 2

    • January 23, 2006
    • ITV1

    The second episode includes advice on hosting a 'princess party', massaging a cat, training a hummingbird and walking in the manner of a woman.

  • S01E03 Episode 3

    • January 30, 2006
    • ITV1

    The third episode includes advice on how to become a stripper and examines the art of naked yoga. There's also Andrea Nagy's potted history of growing cannabis for medicinal purposes, and a look at using hypnotism to get a woman into bed.

  • S01E04 Episode 4

    • February 6, 2006
    • ITV1

  • S01E05 Episode 5

    • February 13, 2006
    • ITV1

    The fifth episode includes advice on how to cook with cannabis and picking up weights using the genitals. There's also an unusual guide to surviving in the wilderness, fun with ferrets, spotting phoney soft toys, and a foreigner's guide to British life.

  • S01E06 Episode 6

    • February 20, 2006
    • ITV1

    The final episode includes advice on how to dance with a dog, and examines the art of fast drawing. There's also an answer to the age-old question of what women really want from their menfolk.