At the Constabulary in Wells-Next-The-Sea, Big-D is about to be interviewed by one Detective Sergeant Guy Chapman. He prepares to make use of his humongous, utterly paranoid brain to navigate his way through the labyrinth that is his family's own testimonies, avoiding detection by both the law and the Camarilla. Will his own family be his undoing? Or will his over-suspicious mind lead him down a path of no return? Does his brain really even properly function anymore? Oh no.