Patrick reluctantly agrees to let Alex pose as macho action hero Kyle Britton's girlfriend – in order to stave off rumors that Kyle's gay – and then to stage a phony breakup. But an open mic backstage at a talk show could threaten to out Alex and Kyle's sham relationship and force Kyle out of the closet.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nancy Steen | Writer | ||
| Victor Alfieri | Guest Star | ||
| Steven Weber | Guest Star | ||
| Bob Goen | Guest Star | ||
| Dorie Barton | Guest Star | ||
| John Vickery | Guest Star | ||
| Rachel Andersen | Guest Star | ||
| Peri Gilpin | Guest Star | ||
| Shelley Jensen | Director |