Patrick learns the rules of dating famous celebrity Alex the hard way after unknowingly being interviewed by a writer, who turns the story into tabloid fodder. But after being read the riot act from Cheri, Patrick begins to become paranoid that everyone around him is a reporter snooping for a story.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Marsh McCall | Writer | ||
| Arden Myrin | Guest Star | ||
| Paul F. Tompkins | Guest Star | ||
| Jonathan Slavin | Guest Star | ||
| Ashley Brown | Guest Star | ||
| Evan Saucedo | Guest Star | ||
| Philip Marlatt | Guest Star | ||
| Deeonna Lanay | Guest Star | ||
| Harry Groener | Guest Star | ||
| Tia Riebling | Guest Star | ||
| Dawn Didawick | Guest Star | ||
| John Fortenberry | Director |