All Seasons

Season 1

  • S01E01 Bachelor Break-In

    • February 2, 2005
    • Discovery

    John, Angelo and Mark attempt to change a lifetime of bad habits in a bid to protect their ""big-boy"" toys and most treasured childhood possessions.

  • S01E02 Heist in the Suburbs

    • February 9, 2005
    • Discovery

    Henry and Susie differ on the security measures necessary to protect the contents of their rural home, including the priceless mementos left by their only son, who passed away at the age of 17.

  • S01E03 Mom Knows Best

    • February 16, 2005
    • Discovery

    Security-conscious Ginger has argued with her daughter and with Bennett, her husband of more than 25 years, about the issue. Will her fears be justified?

  • S01E04 City Slickers

    • February 23, 2005
    • Discovery

    Newlyweds Sunitha and Eric see just how invulnerable their dog and neighbors are making their 1929 suburban house to a burglary.

  • S01E05 Pinching the Painter

    • March 2, 2005
    • Discovery

    Previous victims of thieves, Danny and Teresa have much to protect: jewelry, electronics and Danny's art, worth tens of thousands of dollars. Yet only their son, Damon, has been diligent about home security ... until now.

  • S01E06 The Great Harley Heist

    • March 9, 2005
    • Discovery

    Jon and Matt visit a suburban neighborhood where most houses have no garage. The house they stop at belongs to Marlene and Katrina, two roomates who are as close as sisters. They learn that the smallest mistake, in this case leaving the 2nd story Bathroom window open, provides easy access to a thief. Jon makes off with stuff like a laptop, passports, jewelry, and Marlene's motorcycle.

  • S01E07 Three Women and a Burglar

    • March 16, 2005
    • Discovery

    Suzanne and her adult twin daughters ask for help in securing their house, already robbed twice and located in an unsafe neighborhood.

  • S01E08 Grand Theft Autos

    • March 23, 2005
    • Discovery

    Matt and Jon visit a lakeside retreat known to the locals as Club Marko. Home to a batchelor who lives each day as if it were his last, it was well protected, or so the homeowner, Mark, thought. Security Cameras, Motion Detectors, and a top of the line Security System prove no match for Matt. The homeowner learned a big lesson as he watched his Plasma Screen TV, Safe, Motorcycles, and even his Cars get stolen.

  • S01E09 Reading, Writing and Robberies

    • March 30, 2005
    • Discovery

    Matt and Jon take a trip to New Jersey, to the home of Ryan and Camilla. Matt finds out that the only one who locks the doors in the house is their 3 year old daughter. After going through the house, they lock up and Jon tries to get in. It seems that an enclosed porch is the perfect cover for a thief. Jon broke a window with a piece of firewood and made off with bank files, jewelry, china, and the family's van.

  • S01E10 Like Mother, Like Daughter

    • April 15, 2005
    • Discovery

    Matt and Jon visit long island, to the home of Stephanie, a single mother of 2 who had been robbed twice already. They lock up the house, but, their efforts are wasted as six of the windows don't even lock. Jon gets in through the kitchen window and makes off with checks, pounds of jewelry, and even the family dog.

  • S01E11 Desperate Housewife

    • April 20, 2005
    • Discovery

    Once again in New Jersey, Matt & Jon visit the home of Roseann and Phil. Bill's unfinished projects have left Roseann feeling uneasy about being home at night, especially after robberies occurred in their neighborhood. Jon makes off with thousands of dollars in jewelry, collectibles, and fur coats and Phil learned that a golf club won't secure a patio door.

  • S01E12 Little Women

    • April 27, 2005
    • Discovery

    Matt & John go to Connecticut to visit the home of a single mom and her two daughters. Arachnophobia caused the homeowner to not check the cellar window. While it was locked, Jon used a cinderblock to smash out the glass and made out with thousands of dollards in Jewelry and Collectibles.

  • S01E13 Something Old, Something New

    • May 4, 2005
    • Discovery

    Matt & John visit a neighborhood outside NYC, to an old Tudor home. All the locks are original to the house, including the mortise locks on the side and back doors. Jon kicked in the side door and made off with jewelry, silverware, and the flat screen monitor for the computer. Matt secured the house while preserving it's old world charm.

  • S01E14 Thief and the Single Lady

    • May 11, 2005
    • Discovery

    Matt & John visit a suburban neighborhood outside of New York City. They find the home of a single mother whose children have moved out. She has lived all over the world and has expensive treasures from everywhere, including Sterling Silver and thousand dollar paintings. She learns a quick lesson when Jon makes off with all of it.

  • S01E15 Big Burglar on Campus

    • September 12, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E16 Diamond Dealer

    • September 13, 2005
    • Discovery

    Matt and Jon head back to Long Island where they find a little house with potential. The owner of the house is an auctioneer who frequently takes his expensive items home, one of which is worth $2 million. Matt and Jon are concerned because he has done very little to secure his valuables, so they convince him to let them test his security.

  • S01E17 Haven in the Hood

    • September 14, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E18 Shaking Up the Southern Comfort

    • September 15, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E19 Open House

    • September 16, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E20 Cops and Robbers

    • September 19, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E21 Special Assignment: Big Brother

    • September 20, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E22 Security He Said/She Said

    • September 21, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E23 Daddy's Little Girl

    • September 22, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E24 Bed and Break-Ins

    • September 23, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E25 Wine, Dine and Dash

    • September 26, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E26 Unlocking the Past

    • September 27, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E27 Collecting Bad Habits

    • October 3, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E28 Inherited Fortune

    • October 5, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E29 And Burglar Makes Four

    • October 11, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E30 Nighttime Is the Right Time

    • October 17, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E31 Party Crashers

    • October 25, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E32 Good Cop, Bad Cop

    • October 27, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E33 Mi casa es su casa

    • October 31, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E34 Leave It to Grandma

    • November 5, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E35 Big Apple Break-In

    • November 7, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E36 A Silent Robbery

    • November 8, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E37 Shape Up or Ship Out

    • November 16, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E38 Car Repair... or Robbery?

    • November 21, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E39 Jonny's Angels

    • November 29, 2005
    • Discovery

  • S01E40 Theft on the Water

    • December 5, 2005
    • Discovery

Season 2

  • S02E01 Thrashin' and Trashin'

    • October 16, 2006
    • Discovery

  • S02E02 Station Break

    • October 17, 2006
    • Discovery

    Jon and his accomplices do the unthinkable when they decide to rob a town's police station, fire station, and courthouse.

  • S02E03 Mayhem for the Moms

    • October 18, 2006
    • Discovery

    Two women think their house, tenant, and adopted son are safe until a reformed burglar proves otherwise.

  • S02E04 Skating Away with Goods

    • October 19, 2006
    • Discovery

    A Skate Shop in New Jersey thinks their "surviellance cameras in use" sticker will deter burglars. But when Jon sees no cameras, it's a welcome sign to rob them.

  • S02E05 See No Evil

    • October 20, 2006
    • Discovery

  • S02E06 Security Wild

    • October 23, 2006
    • Discovery

    A homeowner thinks his handiwork will prevent a burglar from breaking in. After writing in to Matt and Jon, he is put to the test and fails miserably.

  • S02E07 Par for the Course

    • October 24, 2006
    • Discovery

    A family thinks their home in a gated community just off a golf course is safe from crooks.

  • S02E08 Girls Day Out

    • October 25, 2006
    • Discovery

    A single mom with two young daughters gets a lesson in home security.

  • S02E09 Commuter Chaos

    • October 26, 2006
    • Discovery

    A suburban couple learns a lesson on how to keep their home safe while they commute to the big city for work.

  • S02E10 Hectic House

    • October 30, 2006
    • Discovery

    Jon's next target is a house that has people always running in and out of.

  • S02E11 Crime Fighting Duo

    • October 31, 2006
    • Discovery

    A police officer and a forensic artist deal with burglaries everyday at work, but do nothing around their house to prevent it from happening to them.

  • S02E12 Bar Crawl

    • November 1, 2006
    • Discovery

    Jon and his accomplices prove just how vulnerable a New York City bar is to crooks after breaking in during broad daylight.

  • S02E13 Crookin' in the Dark

    • November 6, 2006
    • Discovery

    Jon uses a family's disagreement on how to protect their home to his advantage and cleans their house out.

  • S02E14 Generation Gap

    • November 13, 2006
    • Discovery

    When Jon and his accomplice pose as landscapers, they try to show a family that their hired help isn't who they turn out to be.

  • S02E15 Party Time

    • November 20, 2006
    • Discovery

    During happy hour, Jon overhears a couple brag about the toys in their house, tracks the house down, and robs the couple of their fun.

  • S02E16 Dream Come True

    • November 27, 2006
    • Discovery

  • S02E17 I Love N.Y.

    • December 4, 2006
    • Discovery

    Jon breaks in to the home of an FDNY firefighter and his wife while neighborhood children play out front.

  • S02E18 B&B Break-in

    • December 11, 2006
    • Discovery

    With the help of an accomplice, Jon sneaks into a bed and breakfast late at night and teaches the owners they need to check ID for everyone who stays there.

  • S02E19 High Seas

    • December 18, 2006
    • Discovery

    While a family takes a relaxing fishing trip, Jon and his accomplices clean out a vacation beach house.

  • S02E20 McMansion

    • Discovery

    After the homeowners arrive back to their multi-million dollar house, Jon adds their precious Jaguar to his list of stolen items.

  • S02E21 Diamond in the Rough

    • January 8, 2007
    • Discovery

    Ban, an antique collector, gets a rude awakening from Jon when they come face to face to his hallway.

  • S02E22 Security Sisters

    • January 16, 2007
    • Discovery

    While a meeting is being held on the top floor of a sorority house, pizza man Jon cleans the sisters out downstairs.

  • S02E23 Solid Gold

    • January 22, 2007
    • Discovery

    Matt and Jon target a home that is filled with rare memorabilia and a closet full of guitars.

  • S02E24 Vacation Time

    • January 29, 2007
    • Discovery

    While a husband and wife plan an RV trip with a friend, Jon robs their upstairs. After being disappointed by not finding the RV keys, he takes a peek at Matt's closed-circuit TVs and goes in for round 2.

  • S02E25 Play Date

    • February 5, 2007
    • Discovery

  • S02E26 Home Alone

    • February 12, 2007
    • Discovery

    Jon tries to teach two active teenage boys to lock up every time they leave the house.

  • S02E27 Beach Hamlet Heist

    • February 20, 2007
    • Discovery

    When the homeowners of a beach front house argue over their security, it makes the perfect target for Jon. Matt and Jon hope that after their intervention, the homeowners would know as much about security as the homeowners' youngest daughter.

  • S02E28 Now You See It, Now You Don't

    • February 26, 2007
    • Discovery

    Jon gets more than he bargained for when he robs the home of a family of magicians and the house fights back.

  • S02E29 Swamp Thing

    • March 5, 2007
    • Discovery

    With a swamp on one side and a giant hole in their fence, a family's home proves no match for Jon.

  • S02E30 Monster Movies

    • March 12, 2007
    • Discovery

    After being robbed in California, a monster-movie loving family moves to the Northeast in hopes of being safe. After Jon breaks in and steals all of their precious Godzilla toys, the family realizes crime is everywhere.

  • S02E31 Speed Demons

    • March 19, 2007
    • Discovery

    Jon targets a house with an ATV trailer across the street near their detached garage.

  • S02E32 Empty Nest

    • March 20, 2007
    • Discovery

    Now that her children have moved out of the house, a mother's security is on their minds and put to the test. Jon gets an unexpected visit from the police officer who lives right next door.

  • S02E33 Dog Town and Thief Boys

    • March 28, 2007
    • Discovery

    Jon has his eyes set on a vintage 1965 Ford Galaxy and will do anything to come home with it. As he tries to make his stylish getaway, the car proves to be troublesome, even with the homeowner inside the house.

  • S02E34 Ambush Makeover

    • April 2, 2007
    • Discovery

    After learning that a wife and mother is constantly telling her family to lock the doors and windows, Matt decides to change the layout just a bit. The mother gets a first hand look at her family's security flaws as she sits in the van with Matt and watches Jon break in.

  • S02E35 Safe Haven

    • April 3, 2007
    • Discovery

    With an increase in police patrol, Jon has no problem breaking into a house full of safes and cleans the family out.

  • S02E36 Reversal of Fortune

    • April 9, 2007
    • Discovery

    Jon sets his sights on another water front home and shows his strength as he carries a heavy safe right out the front door.

  • S02E37 Gone in 60 Seconds

    • April 10, 2007
    • Discovery

    After Jon spots two classic muscle cars in front of a house, he knows he must steal them by any means necessary; even if his accomplice has to lock the homeowner in an upstairs office.

  • S02E38 Peeping Jon

    • April 11, 2007
    • Discovery

    While loading up a family's belongings into his truck, a nosy neighbor decides to pay Jon a visit and teach him that leaving your keys in the truck doesn't always provide the fastest getaway.

  • S02E39 Who Done It?

    • April 12, 2007
    • Discovery

    While guests enjoy "Murder Mystery Theater" in a fancy bed and breakfast, they are oblivious to the crime spree happening right up stairs.

  • S02E40 Ladies of the Lake

    • April 13, 2007
    • Discovery

    Jon almost blows his cover when he walks up to what he thought was a single family home and runs into another family leaving. After a little confusion and a few seconds, Jon comes back with his accomplice and finishes the job. The family is soon thrown for a loop when they find out the person they saw as they left was the one who robbed them.