1. "I'm the football player who ran 67 yards to score … for the other team." 2. "I built the world's slowest airplane … It can fly 11 mph." 3. Guest Victor Borge: Has an unusual orchestra: "They can't play a note on their instruments … They imitate the instrument sounds with their mouths."
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Victor Borge | Guest Star |