Jane Powell

1. "I scored the winning basket for the opposing team." 2. "I dived into an empty swimming pool." 3. "I fell asleep listening to my own sermon." 4. Guest Jane Powell: "I'm wearing 4 dresses" The April Fool's joke is that there is a fifth dress underneath. 5. "I won a pizza pie making contest … and I'm going to teach the panel how to toss them."