Eileen fears the Guild will be closed when she reads aloud a letter indicating an impending visit from Guild Inspector Lady Anne Crump. Meanwhile Rosie embarks on a celebrity diet and the rest of the Guild help Elijah, an old man who recently lost his wife.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dawn French | Writer | ||
| Jennifer Saunders | Writer | ||
| Tom Basden | Guest Star | ||
| Alex Tregear | Guest Star | ||
| Jazz Dhlman | Guest Star | ||
| Mandie Fletcher | Director |