"Johnny’s Super Smarty Pants": Johnny wears super smarty pants in order to win the love of a genius girl, Janet Nelson Jr. But later, the pants get a mind of their own. "Take Your Johnny to Work Day": Johnny sneaks into Lila's car along with Susan and Mary on Take Your Daughter to Work Day, thinking that it's unfair that girls don't have to go to school on this day, but boys do. When the kids get to Lila's workplace, they sneak into a lab and accidentally release a missile.