Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to ask what happened, the trio turns the story around to match each of their scenarios.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alan R. Cohen | Writer | ||
| Alan Freedland | Writer | ||
| Buddy Ebsen | Guest Star | ||
| Earl Bullock | Guest Star | ||
| Barry Corbin | Guest Star | ||
| Cyndi Tang-Loveland | Director |