After the hardware store is burglarized due to Lucy foolishly leaving a key in a rock outside, she has the brilliant idea to get a goose to guard the store. But the goose never gets a chance to terrorize the burglars -- he's too busy terrorizing the store's owners.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Madelyn Davis | Writer | ||
| Bob Carroll Jr. | Writer | ||
| Lou Cutell | Guest Star | ||
| Charles Levin | Guest Star | ||
| Peter Baldwin | Director |