David Mitchell and Robert Webb return to the Pretend Room to discuss the Last Words sketch and the second Middle Aged Man Island sketch. They debate whether anyone should actually plan their final words, what technically counts as a “last noise,” Queen Elizabeth II’s final days and somehow the differences between the Church of England and Church of Scotland. Then things turn to the serious problems facing middle-aged men everywhere: changing light bulbs, finding replacements and smoke alarms that refuse to stop beeping.