The Red episode which features all the classics plus tracking the cheater and the latest speed cooking.
The Blue episode all the classics like Speedo cops, Sea Doctors and of course the makeover show ‘Homework!’
The Yellow episode features the Speedo Cops at the police academy, all the classics plus Art House where Bruno joins the Auckland philharmonic orchestra.
The White episode sees the Speedo cops doing tear gas training and Deep Probe looks at alien abduction. We meet the Hamster Man for the first time but not the last.
The Black Episode is an all time classic with ‘The Hunt for Te Kaka’ a sea monster on the high seas. Sea doctors, Speedo cops and much, much more!
The Static Episode is the final in the series and covers off pretty much everything including you have seen earlier, plus we meet Chico the worst stand-up comedian in the world.
Coming to you live from the ‘high tech Moon TV broadcast van’, Leigh Hart aka ‘That Guy’ and his dubious news team travel the country attending quintessential kiwi events and interacting with the locals. This week’s show features the Rugby 7’s in Wellington, as well as some old favourites like ‘Speedo Cops’, ‘Book Zone’ and a brilliant new take on ‘Dragons Den’.
Moon TV is back and this time it's bigger than just one show, it's an entire network! Speedo Cop Marty Hernandez has trouble with his traffic cones, all your light hearted entertainment and more.
Leigh and Matt attempt the grueling coast to coast just a year after Matt was taken out in the cycle section by his own team. Plus, Naan Doctors, Late Night Big Breakfast and more.
New Season. Leigh Hart returns with more memorable and irreverent skits, this time from the USA, including Speedo Cops, the Hamster-man, and The Late Night Big Breakfast Show.
Robert De Niro looks like a potential guest on the Late Night Big Breakfast Show, and the Speedo Cops are in New York City struggling with the concept of jurisdiction.
The Speedo Cops have a major incident involving handcuffs and a phone box in Brooklyn, and Leigh talks books with Joe Bennett in the US version of Book Zone.
In this episode the guest on LNBB is "Funny Freddy" a clown who only got himself employed in 1990. Leigh then says that there a cliche for clowns to be sad and depressed which embarrasses everyone then Leigh gets a call about another clown which he denied ordering this is then interrupted by Speed Cooking (described below). After that jokes happen about his accommodation.In a diner Leigh says he will put sex scenes into LNBB to sex it up to Bernard Lang's standards and tells them to come up with scripts for sex scenes. Jason brings one up for approval by Leigh only to find out that Leigh is doing his part which actually goes really well. Funny Freddy then performs live by making a dog on a leash and disgusts everyone including Bernard Lang by pulling a boy's underpants out of a funnel. In Speed Cooking, Leigh tries to make a double souffle with corn fed chicken in 3 minutes, resulting in a lot of mess as among other things. He uses a drill as a blender, smashes an egg carton to get yolks with a pan and throws a chicken and milk into a microwave and shakes the microwave around. An obviously previous-completed souffle is taken out of the microwave. Speedo Cops: Lt Chicowski gives the Speedo cops a case where they infiltrate the Fish Smoking facility in Brooklyn to see if they are selling anything other than fish products. Constable Taylor is eventually fitted with a wire and an undercover camera as Constable Scott had too much hair to do it. the footage shows Scott and Taylor in uniform going into the market and asking for various kinds of fish like chum fish. Lt Chicowski flips out at the Speedo cops in his car eventually when he sees that Chief Inspector Reeves office has bought a lot of fish. Booktime Leigh keeps interrupting Joe's views on Steven King with sounds that sound like Mr Bean noises that he insists are changes in pitch which just make Joe more angry.
LNBB- Leigh decides to do 3 recap episodes (6,9,10) to get more material into the show.This causes an argument between him and Aj as Aj doesn't want to tell the network that they are doing 3 recap shows. Also AJ gets in trouble as everyone else blames him for mishaps and Jason derides his directing saying how good he is. For example, Ritt Parker in Naan Doctors and how Aj is not giving him is full potential. This week's Guest on LNBB is Paranormal investigator Lawrence Hewitt who Leigh had wrongly introduced as Dave Rodgres. They generally annoy him by telling stupid paranormal events e.g. Matai got up one morning house was trashed, all alcohol was gone and he had no recollection.
LNBB- This week's guest is Johnathon Alpert the psychologist from episode 1 who they tell weird stories to like a man getting his testicle ripped off in a Brazilian wax. AJ also reports on the explosion of a sperm bank and Leigh does an infomercial for TFP some polymer that apparently cleans your car. Matai gets his sex scene for the show rejected and Jason gets his 2nd sex scene accepted but Leigh will again be doing his part. At the end Leigh attacks media on rumors he is sleeping with Salma Hayek. Speedo Cops- Scott and Taylor do an elaborate running sequence around New York Jumping from building to building.Then They along with Hernandez go to a tavern where they share work stories. Chief Inspector Reeves joins them but gets drunk and falls backwards. He later apologizes to Scott and Taylor for this. Hamsterman-Colin loses another sale when he tries to loan a customer a cat because that cat is the only one left and then says that a rabbit a customer is interested in is a rapist. Bleep Doctors- Dr Bojanglestells Dr Chavez who just finished doing a class that both of them are too old to do dance classes for young women and tells Dr Chavez to clean the pool instead.
LNBB-This week's guest on the "Space Special" is John Pazmino an astronomer who they talk to about monkeys in space, UFOs and other things. They are also wearing tight purple suits thinking it will make the show rate higher which Bernard Lang doesn't like. Aj also moans about the fact because of how terrible they are they can't get good people on the show. Speedo Cops- Constables Scott and Taylor arrest a potential prostitute on the streets. Later Chief Inspector Reeves is seen having sex with the prostitute in his office, apparently thinking it was late at night, when it was actually 3:00 pm, which embarrasses Scott and Taylor and then Lt Chicowski Hamsterman- Colin loses another sale this time of fish due to the fact that he doesn't give enough room to the fish and some are dying. BookZone: Leigh says that maybe to make it more exciting Joe should come in after the show starts and sits down which he says is a waste of time.
LNBB-This weeek's guest is Relationship expert Judy Brown who is introduced by new host Jason. Leigh reveals that 98% of Koala bears are lesbian. They also ask her some questions about relationships. The infomercial is for a mop that Leigh says is good value even though ( with fares) it will cost a New Zealander $2500 and only last for 2–3 years. There is also a meeting where Leigh can't remember hiring Kelly( the production assistant) and asks her to write down what she does and personal things about herself. Speedo Cops: Constables Scott and Taylor go to a guy's house an ask him to put on a mic so they can hear him as they are doing a reality show then tell him that his wife is dead. They go to the station in the guy's car. Later a situation arises which results in Constables Scott and Taylor being given a glove and ball to play catch. Chief Inspector reeves Comes as well but gets hit accidentally by a ball from Constable Taylor. Hamsterman, Colin who has passed out gets up and tells us that the animals haven't any idea that there has been a time change from New Zealand to New York. He also tries to match a man to animals and makes a joke that "rabbits are going out like dogs". He doesn't make a sale but is the MC at the wedding of that guy. BookZone- Leigh reads out a romantic tale to Joe Bennett which isn't really romantic e.g. it has very confusing metaphors such as ocean brown eyes and there is a lot of screaming and stuff because the guy has had a Vietnam freak-out.
LNBB- tonight's guest is Paul Bozen a guy who rents cars to be used in movies. They ask him questions about what he does. He also gives a long history of his favourite car the Model T Ford which Leigh says will be edited out. Bernard Lang then says that his company will not fund the show any more and has pulled out which pretty much means that the show is canceled. Then there is a wrap party for it here Leigh's band sing the whole tune to the Hamsterman segment. Speedo Cops- Constables Scott and Taylor hire a taxi for their patrol of Brooklyn and get mugged for their lunch money by the same guys who mugged them for their second camera in Episode 1. Constable Marty Hernandez gets promoted from the subway to picking up dog poos in central park while Cosntables Scott and Taylor who are also in Central Park are investigating a homicide that happened 20 years ago. They talk about the history of the art in the area which gets chief Inspector reeves angry at them for being art historians instead of police. Hamsterman- Colin wants to be a shoe maker then falls into a door into a basement in the street. Bookzone- They talk about their favourite authors. Leigh gets into an argument into the name Harper Lee which he insists should have Lee at the front as lee is a first name. Leigh also says that he shared a sap with Bill Bryson.
In this episode after they get axed they try to find a way forward but eventually they do go and get drunk. After this (for most of the episode) there is a clip show of scenes from past episodes including the Speed Cooking Segment, Liegh's romantic story from BookZone, the LNBB show with Funny Freddy and the controversy after it, a tribute to Aj with scenes that featured him throughout the series, Hamsterman killing his favourite parrot and taking some others on a migration, and the scene where Chief Inspector Reeves falls over backwards. There is also the scene where Chief Inspector Reeves is found having sex with a prostitute and some scenes showing the wrap parties after each episode.