Weil Janets Mutter noch immer nicht vollständig genesen ist, muss sich Michael auch weiterhin alleine um die Kinder und den Haushalt kümmern. Dabei bereitet ihm vor allem Kady Sorgen, die noch immer unsagbar unter der Trennung von ihrer Mutter leidet. Doch auch die anderen beiden Kinder haben mit Problemen zu kämpfen: Während Junior von seinen neuen "Freunden" nur ausgenutzt wird, muss Claire Charmaine zur Seite stehen, die ungewollt schwanger geworden ist ...
The pregnancy test was Charmaine's, who is thinking about running away from home. Thanks to Michael's advice on teen parenting (something he had to go through himself), Charmaine decides to talk to her parents about it. Meanwhile, Michael tries to prove to Jr. that his friends are not as friendly as he thinks, something Jr. only realizes after one of the guys tries to hit on his sister Claire. And Michael goes on with the story on Kady's birth, how he took over the pregnancy for Jay and how she ended up with Shaquille O'Neal thanks to a hospital mixup.
Michael entend sa fille adolescente parler d'un test de grossesse. Il panique : serait-elle enceinte ?
Mentre Jay non c'è, Michael tira finalmente un sospiro di sollievo: scopre infatti che il test di gravidanza non appartiene a Claire.
Enquanto sua esposa não volta, Michael continua administrando o lar com boa performance: insiste em contar histórias para sua filhinha (por exemplo como ela havia nascido...supondo que ela teria nascido dele). Enquanto isso Jonathan enfrenta as críticas do pai que o vê sendo feito de bobo pelos colegas e Claire pede para o pai conversar com uma amiga que descobriu estar grávida!!
Michael está ocupado com problemas de família.
