Namaste, everyone, this is Naked News, and I'm Eila Adams! I have just returned from the trip of a lifetime to India, and just like with all the best trips, you kind of forget that life at home is going on without you! So here to help catch me up is Roxanne O'Neill, with a Naked News Bulletin! Thanks, Eila, and welcome home! The big story around these parts is still the impending inauguration of Donald Trump! Not just these parts! I may have left the continent, but to get away from that story, I'd have to leave the planet! What's the latest?