Hello, everyone, and welcome to Hump Day here at Naked News! We're all raring to go, so let's start things off with a nice story. Sorry, that should've read “an ICE story!” Here's Laura to explain! Hopefully, it won't lead to a disaster of TITANIC proportions, but the Larsen C Ice Shelf in Antarctica has just given birth to a GIANT iceberg! We're talking around TWENTY-TWO HUNDRED SQUARE MILES big! It weighs 1 TRILLION tons and is around the size of TWO Rhode Islands! Scientists are a little divided about what this means long-term, but either way, to paraphrase Jaws, we're going to need a bigger tumbler! And a whole lot of scotch!