Mina and Art, Finn, and Rob (the Bearded Three) drive back home from college and spend their night at a local dive bar. Things soon get shaken up when the mysterious Selene enters the picture.
After a strange and rough night, Mina and the Bearded Three find themselves at the Mare Tranquillitatis, a hipster palace of indiedom. And Douchey McGee is on the hunt for Selene.
Selene arrives at the Mare Tranquillitatis and confronts Mina about the prophecy of the moon and the destiny of the Bearded Three. And Douchey McGee arrives to fuck shit up.
Mina tries her best to deal with getting a “job”, seeing her ex-boyfriend, and playing at the Mare Tranquillitatis.
Finn's college girlfriend, Gwyneth, comes to visit, and zombies start rising from the grave.
Two zombies make havoc for Art and Rob, and Mina learns some interesting things about the moon from Buzz.
Art is clearly avoiding something, and everything comes to a head when his future self falls through a time rift right outside his door.
At the new Mare, tension rises between the Bearded Three, and Mina and Sol finally open up to each other.
Mina and the Bearded Three spend the day away from each other, but not away from their own problems.
Selene reprimands the Bearded Three for doing absolutely nothing to keep the moon in the sky, and Mina and Sol have an "intimate" night.
Sol's true intentions are revealed, as is his past with Selene.
Rob is forced to regroup, but the other beards aren’t too keen on getting together Not to mention a bunch of zombies are on the hunt for them.
The moon fall is immanent, and a gang of zombies have arrived at Mina's to kill everyone.