Livid about Connie's continual barrage of banal banter with anyone who'll listen to her, Royal attempts to prove that he's above all the gossip. However, when a mysterious guest checks in, it's Royal who is falling all over himself -- literally -- to learn ""her story.""
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| John Peaslee | Writer | ||
| Judd Pillot | Writer | ||
| Dona Hardy | Guest Star | ||
| Betty A. Bridges | Guest Star | ||
| Melora Hardin | Guest Star | ||
| Pat Millicano | Guest Star | ||
| Ellen Albertini Dow | Guest Star | ||
| John Pasquin | Director |