Pepper Ann Pearson, a spunky too-cool-for-7th-grade girl, has just started middle school. It's yearbook photo day and just when Pepper Ann was thinking her life couldn't get any trashier, she gets a zit. The solution? Zit cream, but she'll have to go to Abe's Mall (or commonly called Abys Mall, as in your life will be an abysmal if you get seen there) to get this cream. At least there's an advantage, 33% discount!
Psychic Moose Seeing moose hanging out with the mall psychic, Pepper Ann gets the feeling that Moose is psychic. Doll and Chain Pepper Ann and friends are assigned dolls that must accompany them everywhere. Pepper Ann thinks she's unresponsible because she keeps losing her doll, and can't get it to stop crying.
During Grandpa Leo and Grandma Lillian's 50th anniversary vow renewal, Grandma Lillian tells Pepper Ann the story of how she nearly escaped dying in the plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and The Big Bopper and how she, Janey, and Lydia worked the pageant circuit to raise money for the house.
Pepper Ann is bored with her daily routine. She thinks she can put excitement in her life by playing the lead in the school's ""Detention: the Musical"". After an accident during auditioning, she finds that her world has become a musical.
Moose starts a petition to have Evel Knievel's likeness turned into a statue for Lupkin Park, despite being turned down and ridiculed.
Pepper Ann worries over her femininity when she's chosen to be the football team's newest placekicker and the other guys on the team love her for being rough-and-tumble.
Pepper Ann starts to worry that a night out with Craig may be her first date with him.
Pepper Ann puts Milo through hell attempting to stop a rumor that she and Milo are dating.
A school assignment prompts Pepper Ann to think whether she enjoys Christmas with her father or Hanukkah with her mother.
Pepper Ann tries to hide the fact that she saw an R-rated horror film from her mother, but the guilt and the scary scenes from the movie drive P.A. insane from lack of sleep.
Pepper Ann's mother quits her job at the sarong store at the mall after putting up with her demanding boss -- and finds that searching for work is tougher than she thought. Meanwhile, Pepper Ann does whatever she can to rake in extra money while her mom is job hunting.
In this Valentine's Day spin on "A Christmas Carol", Pepper Ann is visited by the ghosts of her past, present, and future to see why she hates Valentine's Day, what others think about her hatred of the holiday, and what will happen if she doesn't change her ways.
In this clip show episode, Dieter sends his father (who lives in Germany) a video letter about his time in Hazelnut (featuring clips from past episodes).
When Trinket announces that she will be transferring to a boarding school, Cissy is crushed, but Pepper Ann is initially apathetic, but begins to second-guess her "friendship" with Trinket.
Pepper Ann catches a star baseball player's pop fly during a game and must choose to either sell it for big bucks or return it to the player, who wants it to commemorate the best moment of his life.
In this homage to "Freaky Friday", a comet passes over the Pearsons' house and Pepper Ann and Lydia are cursed to live in each other's shoes to see who has it tougher.
Nicky's sister Becky was, without a doubt, Hazelnut School's best student, and her visit to Hazelnut brings back feelings of inadequacy for Nicky.
When the "Turned Off Artichokes" arranges a competition for the new cover for its latest album, Milo enters the contest as a joke with a slapdash, no-effort entry -- and is shocked to find that his work actually won.
Pepper Ann appears in a school production of "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner", and P.A. worries that her mom (who is dating the handsome country line-dancer, Bernie) and her father (who now has a girlfriend) will embarrass her with their new dates.
When Steve the cat is diagnosed with a pancreatic illness, Pepper Ann begins wondering about death and the afterlife.
Pepper Ann is excited when Moose joins the Junior Jaybird Girls because she was in the group once and is in the running to be Moose's sponsor -- until P.A. discovers that she never got her last badge and must join the Junior Jaybirds in order to get it.
Milo, Nicky, and Pepper Ann's latest argument causes the three to split up, while flashbacks show how the trio met up in the first place.
It's a new semester and Pepper Ann is assigned woodshop with Mr. Reason, a teacher who uses tough love to make his students excel, which Pepper Ann doesn't like.
Pepper Ann uses a relationship book to figure out which of her three admirers she wants to take to a party.
Sick of her mom doing what she thinks is best for her, Pepper Ann decides to get her ears pierced, but the piercing kiosk clerk doesn't pierce anyone under 18 without parental permission, so Pepper Ann decides to forge her mom's signature.
Pepper Ann ends up addicted to the Internet while researching for a school project.
Pepper Ann is excited when her science class begins dissecting frogs, but the excitement turns into a "Save the Frogs" protest when Pepper Ann bonds with her frog, Carmello.
Hazelnut Middle School is shut down due to the teachers' strike, and Pepper Ann initially enjoys the time off from school -- until she learns that the school's budget cuts could affect the soccer team.
Pepper Ann runs for student office against Alice Kane.
Sick of the grind of everyday preteen life, Pepper Ann gets involved in a medieval fair, where she pretends she's Lady Gwynne.
Pepper Ann takes a magazine quiz and is shocked to find that she's average.
Alice Kane makes peace with Pepper Ann after Alice announces that her father is taking a new job in Calcutta, India, but Pepper Ann thinks the whole thing is a trap.
Pepper Ann deals with a mean old woman who doesn't like door-to-door salespeople, but when she dies (and Pepper Ann finds out that she's Vera the secretary's mother), Pepper Ann offers to speak at her funeral, but how can she eulogize someone she hates?
In this parody of the Bill Murray comedy "Groundhog Day", Pepper Ann fakes sick to get out of taking a history test she didn't study for -- and finds herself living the same day over and over again until she can change history.
Pepper Ann tries to make her mom cool after seeing Constance Goldman's mother.
When Nicky and Milo break up from their respective partners (Stuart and Gwen), Pepper Ann suggests Milo and Nicky date to make each of their exes jealous.
Pepper Ann thinks her Aunt Janey is having marital problems after reading an advice column.
Pepper Ann sneaks out of detention and heads to the park, where she wins her first game of chess ever against a seasoned master.
Pepper Ann sees a bizarre word ("frasny") written on the bathroom wall and tries to make it the new trend.
Nicky and Stuart decide to break up right as Pepper Ann throws them a six-month anniversary party; Milo and Gwen also contemplate dating. Stuart's decision to hide their breakup leads to an awkward air between them and the party.
Moose is in love with a boy who turns out to be the son of Lydia and Janey's most hated enemy, Margot LaSandre.
Pepper Ann wins the chance to have her favorite wrestler, Mama Destructo, teach seventh grade math for a week.
Pepper Ann, Milo and Nicky are sent to a behavioral camp for wayward kids after a break-in plan goes awry.
Fifteen years into the future, Pepper Ann (now an educational 27-year-old toy maker) is invited to her reunion, where she must stop them from digging up a time capsule, which contains an embarrassing letter she wrote when she was 12.
Milo transfers to a Shaolin Buddhist academy, which doesn't sit well with Pepper Ann.