While doing the recycling, Grumio finds a baby behind the bins and takes it home to raise as his own. Stylax uses it to strike up a relationship with an attractive young wet nurse. Meanwhile, Marcus tries to avoid seeing Cynthia's painfully boring one-woman play.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Basden | Writer | ||
| Sam Leifer | Writer | ||
| Miranda Hennessy | Guest Star | ||
| Miranda Hennessy | Guest Star | Phillipa | |
| Paul Ritter | Guest Star | Angelo | |
| Sam Leifer | Director |