Penniless pensioner, lollipop man and former regular at DESMOND'S barbershop, Porkpie Grant is finding life tough and lonely. But things are about to change.
Porkpie receives conflicting advice on how to spend his new found lottery wealth.
Porkpie always promised himself a maid if he ever got rich. Now he has one.
Porkpie embarks on a mission to open a community centre for the people of Peckham.
Porkpie suspects that his friends are only hanging around him because of his immenses fortune, so he decides to test them.
In the last progrmame of the current series, Benji and Alloysius decide that the one thing thing they can give a man who has everything is - romance.
Lottery winner Porkpie returns from a Caribbean cruise, only to discover an ex-lover trying to lay claim to his money. Meanwhile, Mandy and Michael are resorting to even more deparate measures to try and have a baby.
On Valentine's Day Michael and Mandy are trying to bring a little romance back into their lives. Porkpie is feeling disappointed, but then his child- hood sweetheart, Susu, turns up.
Following their reacquaintance on Valentine's Day, Porkpie's childhood sweetheart Susu has moved in and wedding plans abound.
When Michael and Mandy seek expert advice on their infertility, it has the unfortunate effect of leading to a separation but why should Porkpie be affected?
Ex-girlfriend Trish decides she wants Benjie back, even when she knows about Leone.
Porkpie is asked to pay a ransom when Michael is kidnapped.