A celery salesman goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it’s beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy. A fed up office worker wants to become a gutterpunk. Guest starring Steve Buscemi, Jeff Goldblum, Silas Weir Mitchell and Kumail Nanjiani.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Graham Wagner | Writer | ||
| Fred Armisen | Writer | ||
| Carrie Brownstein | Writer | ||
| Jonathan Krisel | Writer | ||
| Karey Dornetto | Writer | ||
| Steve Buscemi | Guest Star | ||
| Jeff Goldblum | Guest Star | ||
| Silas Weir Mitchell | Guest Star | ||
| Kumail Nanjiani | Guest Star | ||
| Jonathan Krisel | Director |